The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I want Lydia Tár to appear in the next Smash Bros. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The first Briton we know of to be killed by a tiger was in 1703, when Hannah Twynnoy kept bothering a tiger kept in a menagerie, despite the keeper telling her not to. 323 years later, we're still at it. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've just figured out how to win an argument from five years ago, and now I'm too frustrated to go to work. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I change my middle name every time I change cities just in case death notes are real. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have a theory that, like cockatoos who will only use tools when observed by scientists, gays are only super organized when surrounded by heterosexuals, spurred on by the fact that this drag show is starting fifty minutes late. 100 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026From my #dungeonsanddragons group chat. #dandd #dnd 010 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you reckon in the universe that shares our politics but also where Pokémon are real, Articuno has to constantly distance itself from ICE? 001 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Now that it's confirmed that Meryl Streep is playing Aslan, I can't wait for the scene where she says that Susan can't get into heaven because she likes lipstick. 200 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My new life's goal is to prove somehow that the film Women Talking doesn't pass the Bechdel Test. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, Give him a pair of eyes with a 'come-hither' gleam, Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci, And make him hella gay like Liberace! 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Things get kinky and conspiratorial in the upper echelons of Duolingo 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's only fair that, when a school has blatantly forgotten that I'm coming, I get the day off. Also, a new season of Pushing Daisies is commissioned. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guys, I think it's time we invented magic. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The main thing I associate with Gloria Steinem is the terrible Batman 66 episode which parodies her and feminism in general and is just awful, but most notably the Steinem stand-in is called 'Nora Clavicle' because the writers thought 'Steinem' sounded like 'sternum'. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026At a fellow improvisor's wedding, having to jam a fork in my leg to not shout out "new choice!" during the vows. 010 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Has anyone ever archived a Gmail on purpose? 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I am effusive in my praise for Seoul public transport; none of that applies to Line 1. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"They're really into kidnapping." -My mum's neighbour describing Americans 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I were a toy in Toy Story, I would gaslight people. If I were a hopper in Hoppers, I would gaslight people. If I were one of the Incredibles, I would be a cannibal. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Four people I know have given birth in the last three weeks. For the low price of £1 million, I will publicly rank those newborns by worthwhileness. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Given Nolan's commitment to realism, especially in sound, we have to conclude he actually threw a dog off a cliff. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026How many UK sim cards must a man buy before you can call him a man? 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The Vampire in the Airport #poetry #poem 1/3 He hasn't slept in centuries It's late so late it's early so late he might as well be undead He just flew in either as a bat or in KLM economy either way, he couldn't stretch his legs 140 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hearing Mark Kermode talk about football is a recession indicator. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"I'll be there without bells on." - Me, son of a Morris dancer, during my rebellious teenage phase 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Given that the new Moana flopped, I'd like to propose a new concept: the live action de-make, where they charge the public 450 million dollars to remove all mentions of the 2019 Lion King. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026When is Cate Blanchett not amazing? When she's ajar. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Got drunk two nights in a row with no hangover. Finally in my no consequences era. 110 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My phone autocorrects 'can' to 'can't'. Am...am I the problem? 110 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Business idea: a fleet of baby hairdressers called the Sweeney Toddlers. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I've finally learnt to tolerate you. 010 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I'll hand it to BBC Writer's Room; it's pretty funny to change the way you note a failed submission on your website after years, just to give thousands of artists false hope for a shimmering second. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026#ToyStory5 #Adult #Comedy #Movies #Gayyoutube.comIn Honour of Toy Story 5 #comedy #movies #gayYouTube video by Little Pot o' Horrors 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Remember when in Shrek 2 it was evil to make Shrek look different? 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I know for a fact that Mamdani would hate Haechi. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Become ungoogleable. This is actually really easy to do, given how shitty Google has become. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Four years ago today, I fell in love and was roundly rejected. 020 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Just realized that PG would actually be a great rating to say a film is PornoGraphic. 131 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Whenever this happens, an angel loses its wings #cinematrix 100 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Honest question: do you think anyone realused they were Trans because of Emilia Pérez? 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026ME: And what are the rules in the swimming pool? STUDENT: No dying. ME: Damn, why didn't we think of that? #Teacher #Student #School 020 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The man at the hardware store asked if I had a membership. I need to dress better. 000 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm gonna start identifying as fully Irish. 110 0
The Uncanny Valet @rorykelly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026...Did everyone else know that Thoroughly Modern Millie is about human trafficking? 000 0
