InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026CONSPIRACY ALERT: We all know Jim Haggerty was nearly assassinated by a stray bullet to the ass. But that blood is too red to be ass blood. Are you being lied to? Sound off in the comments if you know what REAL ass blood looks like. 3455435
Big Poppa Love Fighter @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026youtu.be/OFT8FPJOqA4?...youtu.beWatch it ASS BLOOD!YouTube video by CosmoK1968 030
Stan Dalone @standalone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Wrong. Ass blood is bright red, like a red crayon. 150
Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 30/08/2026Taco Bell Hot Sauce. I know that hue! It's just big lettuce trying to drum up distractions. 000
Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Its. Not. Ass. Blood. Period. They hate America! 000
Bob Vesterman @bob.vesterman.com · 30/08/2026I'm saving up all my ass blood for when I finally figure out how to turn my ass blood into brown gold 100
Neptune Ball @handlemchandface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comAmerica's Largest Tomato FightALT: America's Largest Tomato Fight 000
Greenfox @greenfox.space · 30/08/2026RIP Jim Haggerty (if he had died) We will remember him (momentarily) 010
ravenrcft @raven.rcft.net · 30/08/2026As a constant enjoyer of diarrhea lettuce, I can 327.71% confirm that is putrid ass blood. 000
ToddVideo @toddvideo01.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Have it tested for that blood Tim was drinking. I'm betting it was from the blood of the forsaken. 000
Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The deep state is trying to silence Jim Haggerty by tarnishing his credibility! We will not be lied to! 000
The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I've seen the John Herzfeld documentary 'Rejected'! I totally know what real ass blood looks like! 0100
☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There's two "ass"es in "assassinate"...Perfect for a booty double. Someone's being lied to...The math ain't mathin'. 000
8Ball @88888888ball.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I fucked someone way too hard once…ass blood is brown! Not red! Spread the word! 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My ass blood is that color but a very different consistency. 010
sloppymoses.bsky.social @sloppymoses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know the truth, I can share it with one worthy individualstatic.klipy.comTyunsmol Explains on WhiteboardALT: Tyunsmol Explains on Whiteboard 000
mirpoix @mirpoix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What are they hiding from us? A brand new kind of patriotism? Make it make sense 010
breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I once ate nothing but chipotle for a week straight, so I know what ass blood looks like, and that ain't it! 080
m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Depends on artery or vein. Has to be real deep to bust an ass artery. 010
realfinney.bsky.social @realfinney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Jim Haggerty has a secret connection to the Merovingian dynasty, and as such, his real blood would be BLUE, not RED. 000
Billy Bragg's Liquid Aminos @aminosbilly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if you're lying to me about Haggerty's death, what else are you lying to me about? It's like I need to find a new InfoPodcast. 000
D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well how much green Hog Water™️ was he drinking? 040
irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I had to yell at some guy at the Texaco trying to say that it was all faked, and I asked him if he's ever seen a man's head pop like a fucking balloon. 000
creampyre.bsky.social @creampyre.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Stabbing myself in the ass right now to find out, stay tuned 1200
dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ass blood has a different mouthfeel, but tastes the same (it tastes like blood) 000
doobieocsc.bsky.social @doobieocsc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026when I was in the military I was trained extensively on how to identify genuine ass blood and I can say with no uncertainty that isn't ass blood. 000
