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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️

@mcmuffinbird.bsky.social
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Silly Bird | She/Her | 20 | linktr.ee/McMuffinBird | Metalsmith | Progressive | Trantifa | No AI | Dark woke | Christian | Free Palestine | #furry #fursuit #trans #transfem #transgirl #woke #darkwoke #blacksmith #vgc

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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 41m
I cannot express how much love and joy I get from mega skarmory and mega froslass. I've been running a variation of this off and on since reg ma. I practically get off to this team, metaphorically of course since most of these pokemon aren't my type.
Mega skarmory mega froslass milotic volcorona rillaboom and sneasler
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 2h
I can relate Oatmeal. They don't even let me around people named Mort anymore.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 4h
Who is Peter and why are they teal?!?!?!?! I get that teal is a pretty color, but who is Peter??????
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 4h
What is the elite hiding from us? I saw Tim die. We all knew Tim would come back after he defeated AJ in hell, that isn't the weird part. What happened to Tim's voice? It's clear that the cloud people have stolen the skin off of Tim's corpse and are pretending to be him.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 4h
Music bird what is your favorite music note? @herrwozzeck.bsky.social
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 7h
NO WAY COLT MICHIGAN!!!! Easily one of the best parts of the game. Most of the new radio shows are controlled by the woke cloud people, glad to have a source of news I can trust.
The voice actor of Colt Michigan
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@developers.google.com ????? I need to know!!!!
is handholding before marriage a sin?
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm full of shrimp rn @katmabu.bsky.social
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to bed, gn @schumer.senate.gov
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you ever felt the touch of a woman? @whitehouse-47.bsky.social I should add, consensually.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilia... @barackobama.bsky.social
en.wikipedia.org
Civilian casualties from the United States drone strikes - Wikipedia
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think bombing civilians is a sign that you are a bad person. Not sure why this is hard for most voters to understand.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Personality is so sexy
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so normal at posting on here
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think @hillaryclinton.bsky.social should pay for every trans girl's bottom surgery. That is the first step in correcting the sins of your past.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bald @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's crazy how every president is in one of 3 categories. Bad person and bad president Good person and bad president Bad person and good president
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Let's bomb civilians." - Every president in my lifetime.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Would you love me if I was a worm?" - Unknown
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who is farming kiwis and why do I keep hearing about it???? It's a good fruit but why are we talking about a kiwi farm????
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women fear me Men too And theys fear me as well I'm just an intimidating individual
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy who is an anti-Communist furry who makes a bull fursona that charges at the Chinese flag.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is always so crazy to me how different my fursuit looks from the front and the side. The side view looks infinitely better tbh.
Bird front viewBird sideview
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love bullying my friends :3
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🌈R4!NB0W V0M!T🌈 @rainbow-vomit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shut your mouth fellow homosexual I DREW YOUR BIRD.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@rainbow-vomit.bsky.social woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This bird has NEVER had sex. I'd like to keep it that way.
Bird bird bird bird bird virgin
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't care if garchomp z won two regionals. I'm still doubting that thing. What is bro doing?
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still not bad
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Streaming a funny looking game about dating guns. www.twitch.tv/mcmuffinbird...
twitch.tv
McMuffinBird - Live on Twitch
Kinda gaming 🏳️‍⚧️ | Streaming polyarmory: high calibre love.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got unlucky and lost to some closed team nonsense. Ending the tournament with 15 wins 6 loses. Feels bad ending the event with a 3 lose streak.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm currently 12 wins 2 loses in the Pokemon VGC Global Challenge.
Mega skarmory mega froslass team
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is feed the pit so scary to play? I'm not usually someone who gets like genuinely scared but feed the pit and it steals both terrify me to play. Something about the way the enemies chase you down is different to other horror games. Look Outside is still peak horror though, I love that game.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Google, how do I flirt without asking them to do violence on me?
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy who uses tea bags instead of condoms (he keeps the tea leaves in there). Bro is inventing teaphilia.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh being around @cassiefoxgirl.bsky.social has turned me gay. I hate it here. Stupid women. Why do they have to be so pretty? I'm sending myself to conversion camp .
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bunny boy @nican.net
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I let a girl hit me today :3
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy who makes a Republican fursona just to commission art of that sona getting beaten up or failing.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just had a caller that sounded like Alex Jones and Tim Heidecker?!?!? The condition is spreading!!! Make sure to drink hog water, it is the only known way to prevent you from turning into an Alex Clone. @realinfowars.bsky.social
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is still one of my best posts I've ever made.
John Fetterman
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate it when the roaches get big enough to the point where you can hear them moving. I somewhat recently had the misfortune of hearing a roach before I could see it.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sexygrok.bsky.social where have you been??? The world needs you. We need your sexy energy.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a stupid creature
Fursuit head
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting food with this annoying transsexual tomorrow. So stupid, I hate her. Ugh I'm only excited about it for the food. Stupid woman, probably going to talk to me and compliment my outfit. I even painted my nails to show how uninterested I am. Why is she pretty???
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A little note to companies, seeing ai advertisements makes me much less likely to do business with you even if I currently use your service. Even if I like your product, ai is a big turn off. I'm much more likely to look to your competitors for business.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feeling good today! Going to go debone a trans woman.
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Free Palestine
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Lori Bird (McMuffin) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mcmuffinbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to bed early, gn chat.
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