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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 19h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 18h

Those who live by the ball knowledge dunks shall die by the ball knowledge dunks. That's in the Bible.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22h

I repeat:

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ask not for whom the bell saves

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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 28/09/2026

Just in case it wasn’t clear, when they say the U.S. Government’s paying for this, that’s YOUR taxpayer dollars they’re using. I’ll say this as many times as I need to: it is ILLEGAL to use American taxpayer dollars from the government to pay for candidates’ or parties’ political ads.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is absolutely correct, but I worry that "truth and reconciliation" will sound too foreign to Americans who have long been allergic to truth and/or reconciliation. I'd just say "we're finally going to hold people who broke the law and violated the Constitution accountable for their crimes"

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Seth Simons @sasimons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

here is Duncan Trussell warning the comedians working at the Onion/Infowars that they are traitors who might get put to the guillotine

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's something about this collection of guys but I can't qwhite put my finger on it.

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/09/2026

This is both hilarious and an inspiration

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is extraordinarily well written.

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Antichrist prevention strategies

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“So, Tom. Your new film with [exaggerated accent] Alejandro Iñárritu, the one with the [voice raises an octave] insensitive title?” “It’s actually D-“ “Oh, you don’t care about that sort of thing [batting his leg with his papers] do you? This must be [voice drops 3 octaves] The New Hollywood.”

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I said it 11 days ago and I'll repeat it louder for those in the back. Drew is reaping the end game benefits of a well played mid game. #bb28

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My toddler is just jibber-jabbering away in his crib at 3:30 in the morning. "I $childname. I a chicken. I so yummy. I have no pants. I need help with my pants. It's so chilly." His little imagination is just exploding recently. I love it so much.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026

I'm in love with the shape of coup took the Strait and al-Mandab too all your boats, now they can't get through and we're drone bombing Saudi 🎶

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Andy K250 @andyk250.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My mom used to make me hot tea "and crumpets" as a kid, and the "crumpets" were just two whole saltine crackers she'd put in the tea.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?

A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.

An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."

This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.

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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Look at this. The Mona Lisa of fake outrage and boomer AI slop by a conservative influencer who eats banana with an ice tea spoon, over something that literally nobody actually cares about. You don't get this incoherent rage and clickwhoring on Bluesky. It only happens on X.

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My sex doll is asking me if the emphasis is on Foo or Fighters?

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Flint Dibble @flintdibble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They knew this 1,000-year-old archaeological site was here. It had been mapped, published, and reported to the agencies responsible for the land. Trump's border-wall contractors bulldozed right through it /1 Link: youtu.be/A4U6q76eqUM

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can you be addicted to a California champagne inspired by French excellence? @RealOrsonWelles says no.

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Need everybody to reply with the starseed language that speaks to you the most 👇

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026

HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Absolutely incredible season opener for the Lions. Let's go Lions! 30-31 overtime against New Orleans! I never lost faith not even once! Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise!

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-in…

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I demand a constitutional amendment that all presidents who survive office must make watercolor paintings of the low points of their presidency

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Being a toddler parent is weird because yes-and-ing his play got me saying shit like "oh yeah skeletons love rice."

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trouble on Dookie Island segment on Lonely Island Seth Meyers podcast just about killed me.

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sony is going to claim the first born of every family with a PS5 unless they smash their physical disks and sprinkle it on the door frame.

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I simply cannot believe of all people to choose to let in with a camera crew during that time, Elizabeth Holmes chose Nathan Fielder. That's like attempting to bluff that you're not made entirely of metal and inviting Magneto to your inner circle.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

how is this real

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

U.S. soldiers, no one- not even the Iranian government- respects you less than your leaders.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fortnite players doing better journalism than the New York Times

Nick Shirley was just asked on
@ConnorEatsPants
's stream what you get from Blue + Yellow, and he said Orange.
He was asked how to spell "discipline" and "colonel" and gave up.
He was asked when World War II was and said 1935.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hasan Piker isn't part of the Abdul El-Sayed campaign. Lorenzo Sewell is a member of the Mike Rogers campaign. And he's a proper extremist and bigot who the media isn't covering. I brought receipts in the Guardian today: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

One of the best parts of studying Christian conspiracy communities is that time and time again it turns out if you monotheism hard enough you come right back around to polytheism. Yeah duh of course the Greek gods were real, you dingus. Haven't you read the Bible?

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is all fine and dandy until an enemy state turns one of our agents by showing up outside their apartment with a real sexy dog.

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

That is one embarrassing ass lineup. Also Tina Peters cool glad et let her out what a great idea

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Emily Mullin @emilymullin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm a staff writer at @wired.com and I'm looking to speak with parents of immunocompromised kids, especially those in areas with measles outbreaks, and how you're dealing with back to school with rising cases. emily_mullin@wired.com

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Crime Sprees @crime-sprees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Barrett's hip movement is sending me. Go for it, son! #bb28

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