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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Rare southeasterly wind blowing into Melbourne from the Tasman. Also an easterly from Kalgoorlie to Perth. BOM people must be having kittens.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Walked the entirety of Eastland and found nothing of interest.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting dissed by my 12yo boy for using a membrane keyboard. Apparently it’s an inferior tactile experience. Who knew.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some #auspol nonsense on socials about interest rates, as usual when they rise. Australian rates are highest for 15 years, it’s true. However, we have enjoyed 15 years of historically low rates. Graph crime if you don’t portray the long run, I.e. since at least the 1990s.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Stupendous is actually a portmanteau of stupid and horrendous

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rain doesn’t help either side in the #AFLGF. Would like to see Freo win but Brisbane should start favourites. Darcy Fort the key for mine, has the job in front of him quelling Jackson. Prediction: Brisbane by 25 points, Charlie Cameron gets Norm Smith with a big bag.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Only in Australia do we pronounce “feel” with a w and “you know” without an n.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee anywhere, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Took kids to Royal Stacks because daughter had a voucher she won at school. Dropped 77 dollarbucks even with the voucher. They saw me coming.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lady Gaga’s new baby joined the Googoo Dolls, now she is called Baby Googoo Gaga #dadjoke

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me before finals: Brisbane and Fremantle are obviously locks to play in the #AFLGF Me after QFs: 😳🤯🙄 Me after PFs: 🫣😬🧐

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Listening to Breathe by The Prodigy with my 9yo, and she hears me singing along… “Oh, is that the lyric? I always thought he was saying ‘bake sale, bake sale’.”

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have changed the variable name for my Firebase timestamp from Terence to rightaboutnow #gamedev #progress #ding but now I have Fatboy Slim stuck in my head

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gotta hand it to One Nation, they finally put their #auspol dick on the line with their new immigration policy. A policy they copied from… Justin Trudeau. 🇨🇦🍁🫎🏒

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I read the news today, oh boy Four thousand holes on the Western Highway And though the holes were quite tiny They cause fatality Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the MCG #vicpol #auspol

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Clickout belatedly informs me the auth code for the FanFooty domain changeover has expired and/or was incorrect (news to me). Possession is nine tenths of the law! 😈 There do be that pesky other tenth, though. 😇

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🎃ALL HALLOW'S VERMIN👻 @legendaryvermin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pinball is undefeated. What a good game

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

come to the Imperial Hotel in the next five minutes without an NFL jersey if you want an asskicking

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We don’t have a culture in #auspol of hanging on every word of courts like they do in America, but this week’s hearings into the White Australia Party should be getting much more play. Precedent suggests the neo-Nazis will be allowed to run in elections. One Nation will seem sane in comparison. 🙈

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

love love LOVE spending an entire day deciphering new syntax from poorly explained and piecemeal technical documents written by autistic Google millionaires #gamedev

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wife authorised me to buy a new office chair as celebration for selling FanFooty. My Aeron is literally falling apart. Time for a new Aeron.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🎵 Jam up the pump, jam it up 🎵 While your car is drinking 🎵 Maybe you’ll be thinking 🎵 Why’s the price of oil not sinking 🎵 Jam it up a little more 🎵 When Trump is fightin’ another war 🎵 Hormuz Strait’s where the war is at 🎵 So vote blue if you don’t want that

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Have got my kids into Massive Attack. Major parenting win.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I appreciate the bit with Infowars doing rerun marathons, but I will not attend as I prefer new content. Hopefully this is all a very long set up to something good and original, not just funny-because-it’s-crap.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Somewhat to my surprise, I have received nothing but praise and thanks across Blogspot, Bluesky and Reddit for selling FanFooty. Thank you to all you flowering shower cows. 🫠

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Good to see American sports copying the AFL for once, with the LA Clippers running the Geelong player contract playbook.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Off to have a celebratory Nando’s.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My veterans hockey team finished on top, then got knocked off in the semi by fourth with a late winner. Gutted, but taking it as an omen for #AFLFreoHawks. 🤞

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Dropped from my veterans hockey team for the semi final tomorrow for team balance, despite playing every game and scoring the goal that clinched the minor premiership last week. I will be picked if we win through to the grand final. Bit going on at my joint this week. 😳🥲🫠

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

How it started How it’s going

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Watched Night At The Museum 2 last night and damn, Amy Adams in those jodhpurs. Give her ass an Oscar.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Imagine being an Essendon supporter today, watching all the Carlton nuffies with their chests puffed out, walking into September like they own it. 🕯️

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It appears it is more productive to ask Google questions like it’s Ask Jeeves, rather than traditional keyword search. Which is dumb, because Google killed Ask Jeeves by creating a better product. If we wanted Jeeves, we wouldn’t have made Google a thing.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fatherly pride for my 9yo in a lead role in the school production of Night At The Museum, performed to perfection. Also for my 11yo in his cameo as Neil Armstrong. Hope they have fun today talking about it with classmates.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pull me out of the air crash Pull me out of the wreck Cos I’m your superhero We are standing on the edge

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Made Nagi’s chilli con carne last night and think I left it way too soupy. I can just imagine any nearby Seppo sneering in disgust at its watery consistency.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: cup is half full Pessimist: cup is half empty FanFooty: 🔥🏆🔫⭐️🍒🧲💎💯

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thinking about how to code a Marvel Snap kinda game and oh my lord the switch statement would be lolhuge #gamedev

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just looked up lyrics for Sweet Disposition by Temper Trap. Ohhhh, so it’s not “won’t stop til I’m sober” and the song is not about alcoholism. Huh.

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Time to see if the rebooted Infowars can avoid jumping the shark. 🙏

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m0nty @paulmontgomery.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You, a nerd: quoting Harrison Ford from Star Wars or Indiana Jones Me, a chad: quoting Harrison Ford from Mosquito Coast

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