iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Thinking about becoming a beer and shot person again. The lengths I'd have to go through to have non alcoholic pbr and malort are not appealing

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I'm always thinking that moving would fix me but I would probably be stuck in a similar cycle just with new moving related stresses

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There a local political ad with this old lady saying she was "so proud when she paid off her mortgage" that's basically saying the city can't own our power grid because we just don't know how and it would increase taxes And her names Margaret. Fuck you Margaret get out of DTEs pocket

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Need a pretentious cocktail with an ominous name that's just a playful take on a Manhattan please god

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They should just give out white monster for free

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Dreaming about the pizza I'm gonna eat when I get home. It's not good but man am I gonna eat the whole thing

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If those ai dorks actually do make a machine God they'll be so annoying about it and I won't worship it out of spite. Like I'm gonna worship Machine God v1 get real

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whys there a movie about a whale eating a guy and not whales who are absolutely destroying yachts

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paycheck day, you know what that means. I make the numbers in my bank account go to other numbers in other accounts! Hell yeah!! I love numbers!!!

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told my coworker I made chocolate chip cookies and left them in the backroom for everyone and she said "I love cookies!" like yeah man I think everyone kinda does cool though I'm glad

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50 bucks for a real leather jacket that fits even if it's a little fucked up is kinda nice. I think I'm gonna patch that lapel with fabric so I can put pins on it or something

It's a sorta worn leather jacket on a table

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I was just watching a video of my childhood cat and crying but this was near it in 2018, man

A gas pump showing 10.2 gal of gas is 25.61

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Applying to stuck pig jobs at the slaughterhouse

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An hour and a half is too long to be at work can someone take me hostage to get out of here

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Did the dishes before I left for work, you may regard me with awe but I am just the same as you normal folks

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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026

I think I gotta fuck up my eyebrows soon, they're not crazy bushy or anything just want them thinner

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from the zine

Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]

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been avoiding that "why would I deceive you?" clip but I saw a trailer for the thing and god damn its even creepier than I thought it would be

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Dance dance revolution is more fun when you don't use the bar

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Neighbor came over with his dog and I love her but he's gotta brush that girl even if she's a pitbull I'm covered in shed hair

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I live by a dam and I see this blue heron hanging out below it all the time. Bros big chilling

I think a blue heron standing near some rocks in a river

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mirpoix @mirpoix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The new resident evil was so fun I love seeing a failson get put into situations

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I don't like when the evil powers in One Piece happen :(

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mirpoix @mirpoix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My most autistic trait is that I like going to the store to see all the stuff organized on the shelf plus to see where it is and catalogue it mentally for some reason. Maybe it's a hunter/gatherer thing

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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I only know choosing Texas because it plays every single day (probably multiple times) at my retail job. Which is probably a contributing factor to it being at the top of a chart

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I knew the bonus I got from my job sucks ass but I did the math, it only pays out quarterly and amounts to like 2.5 dollars an hour pre-tax even. And that's being generous with what the bonus probably is. We spin wheels here we don't work hard

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alan jackson chattahoochie send skeet

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hmm what if I pick warframe back up. I haven't touched it in a year

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Biscoff shake from shake shack had a ton of unmixed cookie butter in it. I'm not complaining but I don't think it was supposed to be like this

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My enemy is the garbage can filled with yellow jackets.

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This is a pretty neutral title but "man with American flag shirt and USA jacket" screaming next to Tony Stark is pretty funny. Your AI ain't jarvis bro you're lucky if you could get it to play thunderstruck on Spotify

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Didn't even realize they're making a new rock band like game, that's pretty tight, hope the peripherals are good. I dunno if my hands can even do any of that stuff well anymore but I love rhythm games

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