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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸

@joeaconite.com
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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. I like weird things and may share them. I mean it. WEIRD STUFF. He/Him ⁱ ᵐⁱˢˢᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ko-fi.com/joeaconite

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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 2h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10h
DisneyAI is evolving! The freshly renamed Super Intelligent Disney Software was released moments ago to subscribers worldwide. If SIDS hasn't touched your homes yet, it will very soon.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
You get ONE wish, but it only affects your favorite fandom. What will it be?
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
Sleek. Moisturized. Thriving.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. Oh, damn. You already did Miller.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
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Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
Remember just order 10,000 cups of water at the AI drivethru and they connect an actual person real quick. If not. Keep ordering weird.
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Casey @casey382.bsky.social · 11h
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 1h
Also the old fool trying to get a bit of the gotcha glow by touching the sign. Now he should also own it.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 2h
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 6h
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 2h
Nobody takes one name change by that idiot serious. But now we get the comedic moments of what tech companies will do so to kiss his butt. Probably just in America like the gulf map debacle. Watch these cowards do it and remember who did.
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Paul Rudd: Is It Too Late To Change The Name?
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 15h
For the people using ChatGPT as a doctor
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 15h
DTFB
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Sol, Mildly Scuffed @mrbadguy.bsky.social · 14h
Fr tho
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 14h
Senator Schmitt this week trying to avoid how bad his gotcha botched.
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Step On A Rake наступить на грабли
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 14h
Senator Schmitt just before his gotcha. Oh boy.
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The Rizzler's Iconic Costco Moment
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 14h
He still went on right-wing sites crowing that he succeeded. It's just reality rewriting for the stupid base to slop up.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
because we live in hell i had to check if this was ai and what do you know, the grasshopper fuckhut is real
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
…Are you kidding me? This country's treatment of voice actors is fucking abysmal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially built Adult Swim, & if there were any justice, Carey Means shouldn't have to work another day in his life. Between this & Andy Merrill's trouble, i just… what the fuck. What the fuck.
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'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' star says he is homeless: 'We have no money'
'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' voice actor Carey Means said that he is homeless as he asked for financial help with a GoFundMe campaign: 'We have no money.'
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Werewolf Movies Daily @werewolfdaily.com · 28/09/2026
So the US ads try to hide it and AMC has put DMCA strike on the extended trailer, but the thai advertisement is not afraid to hide the fact that The Cycle starring Deborah Ann Woll is a werewolf movie. Will be available on October 22, exclusively on Shudder.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 28/09/2026
How tis didn't become a defined name for things....
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally hate it when I make the wrong move in chess and the robot elephant attacks.
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𝕄🌕𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕗𝕥 𝕄👁️𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 @moonshiftmonsters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pumpkin and yellow moon bags are $10 off for a limited time! International shipping quotes possible just message me 👌 ko-fi.com/s/07ac78a9c5
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool People CZM Rewind ⏪🗞️ Margaret continues her conversation with writer and podcast host Andrew Ti about how an informal union of children shut down the nation’s biggest newspapers and won their rights @margaret.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/coolpeoplepod
Cool People CZM Rewind ⏪🗞️

Margaret continues her conversation with writer and podcast host Andrew Ti about how an informal union of children shut down the nation’s biggest newspapers and won their rights

@margaret.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

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Rebecca Snow Hare θ∆ 🪷 @snowhare.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Presence and light. #hope #depression #life #community #wanderbeast youtube.com/shorts/C_p67...
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Presence and light. #hope #depression #life #community #wanderbeast
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MintzBuck @mintzbuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got a little guy clipped to my tail at the ren faire yesterday, share to scare a child on Twitter.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
Hard Gay Bee was a gentleman and artist. Of course, Gumby knew he could make a proper cage.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
JFC...
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
Los Lobas
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Anymouse [He/Him] @anymouse68.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why aren't I drawing right now? Cat. Cat is why I'm not drawing right now. Stupid, adorable, purring cat on my sketchbook #caturday
An orange cat asleep next to a sketchbook
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the things I’ve been up to. Say hello to Charter no. 231975, the Haunted Free Library. Just about ready to stuff it full of great books #LittleFreeLibrary #HorrorSky #BookSky #Ohio
Daytime photograph of a rewilded front yard. The focus of the photo is a little free library on a post. The library is shaped like a black coffin with a red interior. A sign on top of its little roof declares this to be a haunted free library. On the ground beside it is a large decorative stone; a decorative Halloween tombstone surmounted by a batwing gargoyle; and a progress pride flag. Close-up image of the top of a coffin shaped little free library painted black. A fixed to the small roof of the library is a black tin sign with red and white lettering. It reads: Haunted Free Library. Take a book. Leave a book. Horror genre only. Share the scares. A small illustration of ancient tomes surmounted by a skull decorates the bottom right corner. The artwork is by Fernando Salvaterra. Behind the library, the sky is cerulean blue. A proud, tall oak spreads its greenery to the heavens. 
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bill Wolkoff has kindly shared this image of the mask used for M'Ress in #StarTrekSNW's "Tomorrow's Enterprise" at Threads. So you can see it was a practical effect. 👌
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only time I’m choosin’ Texas is toast
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
Ban cell phones from the floor, and he couldn't even say his name. He's such an utter dino golem. Shove orders in his mouth and watch him destroy.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
My first was Friday the 13th 3D. They were having a "Cup of BLOOD!" cherry slushy promo. I was coming back to the car as they did the COB promo screaming on PA that Jason was here. Red gel on the projector bathing lot like hell. I lost my row. Crying. Slopping red juice all over. Then the movie.
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Friday Mask
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
@sludgecentral.bsky.social Check this post by Disney historian Foxx Nolte of the 90's Dick Tracy Movie Store www.facebook.com/100027232077...
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 27/09/2026
Drove home today while thinking about my own original creepypasta idea.
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Man's 'Just Kidding' Moment on an Airplane
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 26/09/2026
Pete Kegsbreath's Naval Officer Promotion Test
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Fast Minesweeper Speedrun Gameplay
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 26/09/2026
Lord hep us! A fetis!
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