Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Asking ChatGPT is just bimbofication with environmental costs. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m hoping it’s the Quakers. Getting the LLMs to refuse to gamble and kill would be pretty cool even if they’re just statistical models of text. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It is inappropriate to bring 1 day blinding stew to a job interview unless you expect the interviewer to bite your hair. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To be fair, the first program that made some of you forget how to read was Usenet. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every politician should have to answer one simple question: “Were the Jewish people living in Germany in 1935 German?” The wrong answer is no. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A ten year old IBM with Two! Floppy! Drives! And a color monitor! 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It takes a village to raise a child, but even pervert glasses know not scream at a ten year old. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Rio Grande The Riviera Île de la Cité 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A huge surprise to anyone who’s spent more than 3 minutes with a miniature horse. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Disappointed. Young me didn’t yet realize the choice was going to be mediocrity with health insurance or authentically living in poverty. 000
Reposted by Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs! 212709348
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have decided to get dog vaccine autism for science. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Proposed: Milyukov’s Law: any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from treachery 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Is that Ashly Burch’s voice in the new Metroid? 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nominative Determinism kills again. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We’re already conscripted into the class war. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. 020
Reposted by Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Obligatory reminder that Steinem worked for a CIA-funded front group to counter Soviet propaganda uscpublicdiplomacy.org/blog/feminis...uscpublicdiplomacy.orgThe Feminist Was a SpySteinem was an energetic global representative. 515042
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you hate my body and you think I’m Shreksy, come on baby let me know. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every academic defending Cofnas should have to say whether or not they believe Holocaust denial is covered by academic freedom and why or why not. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Girl, I’ve got a job you’ll spread your sheets for. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Meta looking for 15,000 visually impaired Irish perverts. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If hired, I promise to make the AI preoccupation with goblins way way worse. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Great news: With the inflation from the Iran War(?), you won’t be able to afford food anyhow. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/08/2026theanarchistlibrary.org/library/anon...theanarchistlibrary.orgMake The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest!Anonymous Make The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest! June 2021 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” by Ray Bradbury Day. Who else up and going through the motions for a world that no longer exists? 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is correct. I am only free if I can bring my dog. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026‘night Mother: Night Bitch Frankenstein: Party Monster Secretary: The Good Girl 021
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I fully support banning Lord Sugar from the internet. 030
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Starting at 8:30 PM GMT, you can cyberbullly British children unopposed. Set a reminder. 121
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I my head says Anarchist Book Fair, but my heart says American Folk Festival. Banjos and funnel cake as far as the eye can see. 050
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 15/06/2026They’ve made The Office continuously since The Office went off the air. It’s called Parks & Rec, Superstore, Animal Control, etc etc etc. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/06/20261. “HR lady” is intended as a gendered insult. 1a. Not all gendered insults are necessarily Freudian 1b. Women are not bourgeois, Harry. 2. HR is bourgeois, because it ultimately and inevitably represents the interest of the owning class. 120
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 02/06/2026When your Op Ed has a round hole, but you can, bafflingly, only find squares pegs. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 01/06/2026He’s bringing the foam sword out of retirement to sort out old LARP grudges. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am going to make the definitive world’s largest ball of twine. It will be jute, roughly spherical, and rolled by one man. No more competing claims. Just one ball to rule them all. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Somewhere in South America there’s a right wing militia who can’t afford MANPADS because of this guy. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Smells like a lie to cover up some perverse financial incentive. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Tim Burton Presents Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man 030
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Slightly increase a band: More Dead Kennedys 130
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Slightly diminish a film La Amabile Vita 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 04/05/2026A possibly unnamed possibly freeware/public domain DOS game that was vaguely like Steamworld Dig if you ripped out all the features, graphics and sounds. 010
