Micah @rincewind.run · 08/08/2026I love this beautiful man and his beautiful moustacheRed Sox@redsox.comDominance from Tolle. 91406 0
Micah @rincewind.run · 08/08/2026he is twenty three years oldJason Voorhees Darr@jasondtx.bsky.socialWait, that's a current player and not from 1976?! 4742820 0
Fernando Castillo @fernandoc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comEl Risitas Juan Joya Borja's Iconic LaughAlt: El Risitas Juan Joya Borja's Iconic Laugh 010 0
Doctor Memory @blank.org · 08/08/2026Wait. This isn’t a photoshop of the laughing moustache meme guy onto a baseball player’s body??static.klipy.comRisitas Laughing MemeAlt: Risitas Laughing Meme 060 0
Mad Bastard @madbastard-v2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026No, man, he made a deal at a crossroads for proficiency in baseball at the expense of looking 20 years older. 1100 0
doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 08/08/2026you can't fool me that's wade boggs 031 0
Wallachia rides again @jmwallach.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am 43 and that is more facial hair than I have grown in my entire life. 050 0
John Ericson @johnericson.me · 08/08/2026That's fucked up, but also hot damn how we hate youth in men 010 0
Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It's weird how Major League Baseball somehow makes everyone look 40 0140 0
The Next Day of the Dead @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026He looks like he has a twenty-three year old. 01230 0
Encapsidate Your Genome @encapsidated.bsky.social · 08/08/2026He’s in the same support group with Luke Littler 030 0
Victor Stevko @victorstevko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026And clearly from the mid-1970s. So the Sox were bad for a century because a later management with time travel has been yoinking all the good players into our recent past/future. Show us the guys from like 1920 next. 010 0
💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This 23 year old has crows feet. You got to get some sleep, 23-year old. 000 0
Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026ok but it’s not just the mustache what is going ON 070 0
Jon @phyrkrakr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm hanging on to Max Scherzer as the only guy older than me in the MLB 000 0
Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Okay, now I'm convinced. We really need to scare Gen Z into caring about sun exposure because this guy is old way before his time. 000 0
Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This man is here to strike out 14 batters and install an HVAC system 0280 0
Jason Voorhees Darr @jasondtx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Get out! He is not! That mustache screams older. 000 0
EnginerdNate @enginerdnate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comCut It Out MetalocalypseALT: Cut It Out Metalocalypse 070 0
Manic @maniacmkd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The good news for him is that he'll probably look the same when he's sixty three as well. 030 0
Button @boombutton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026He's on the wrong Sox. Mustache like that belongs in Chicago. 120 0
Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 08/08/2026of all my large adult sons on the 2026 Red Sox, I love Payton Tolle the mostDaniel Suitor@danielsuitor.comPayton Tolle is the most fun pitcher on the Red Sox. How can you not love a broad-assed Texan with a bushy moustache and real heat? 1360 0
Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 08/08/2026the photos of him in college without the facial hair actually terrify me now 0110 0
Montster G, but now the "G" is for "ghoul" 🧟 @monteg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026His mustache might be 23, but he's 50. 2250 0
Marie Alter fanclub @venividiviche.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I can't believe this man is about to have his second midlife crisis in a couple months 010 0
Billy Inlow @dosbilliam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comL.A. Noire Doubt MemeALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme 000 0
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