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Raccoon, fiction writer, cranky old jackass Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board Icon by @lizardbethart.bsky.social Various 'mon stories at: archiveofourown.org/users/MicahWeil…

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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 15h
God, that was a fantastic story to write. Especially the second half of that last chapter.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 15h
Oooh boy! That went from 32K words to 47K right quick... Over the last (in universe) year, Mewtwo has learned a lot: how to be happy, how to make friends, how to love. One thing weighs heavily on his heart, though, which keeps him in the shadows: his creators, Team Rocket. Shortly after his🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 16h
...uh-huh... Counterpoint:
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Homestar Runner: BALEEETED! Email
Alt: Homestar Runner: BALEEETED! Email
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 16h
Oh gawd, the CUTENESS.
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Man's Exasperated 'Lord Help Me' Reaction
Alt: Redd Foxx "having heart attack" on Sandford and Sons.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 18h
Alas, I do not draw, but this should still be fun. 1) First OC: Tobias Williams. Thief, half-breed, and eventual soul sorcerer from Rhy'Din. He was an RP character and sleeps beyond the reach of time...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 20h
Huh...what day is it? Oh. OH! SKELEMENTON WAR TIME!
On an orange background, with five shadowy skeletons behind him, a single skeleton stands next to a tomb stone. With fencing foil in hand, he extends his hand upward with his jaw inhinged. He declares "C'mon let's spook those fuck boys!"

Below him, the message: 
"Enlist now for the
SKELETON WAR
At any skeleton recruitment center"

This was made in 2014 and has a permanent place on my hard drive.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Racc: "It's a VERY slow day at work today. I know. I'll try a new game out of my library." *look* "Hey, I remember this one. A city builder with art deco themes. Let's load this in and take a look. *ten minutes later* Racc: "City builder ROGUELIKE with a campaign. Sure. I'll go for it."🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...who's ready for uncomfortable story time? So, back in the tail end of the '00s, I had been given the reigns of a furry phpBB RP forum. Not one of my proudest parts of my life, but it happened. Some time in September of 2007 (I still have the e-mails, and will until Google implodes or I die),🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Micah: "H'okay, so we're going INTO the Star Trek Online world, people. Crash, I assume you want tactical?" Crash: "Nowhere else I'd be." Micah: "And Miss Savannah, I assume you're with him?" Savannah: "Either that or I'm down in the bar hitting on any Caitans you have on your crew." Micah: "I play🧵
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かるき @kalk427.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ツー様にも添い寝してもらいてえよ~~~~ 浮いて寝ないでよ~~~~~~
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And that's the end of my last On-call shift for the week. I now have 15 days of being able to sleep (relatively) peacefully at night, for I took next week off! And would you look at this: my work docket is empty! :D
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is NOT true! I have finished multiple over the last couple of months!
The old "You Wouldn't Download a Car" PSA, except the text is replaced with "Bitch I Might"
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Dr. Jim Getz @jimgetz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Televangelist meme of a man saying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Racc, a while ago: "I am writing because I enjoy the stories I tell. The numbers on the websites are nice, but not why I'm doing this." Racc, idly checking his stats on AO3 because he's still waking up: "...but it is nice to see that one of 'em has been read 1500+ times!"
A statistics block for a story called "Interrupted Plan - 'Mewtwo's Revenge' Gets Sidetracked", which has 25,294 words, 2 Subscriptions, 1505 hits, 35 Kudos, 1 Comment thread, and 10 Bookmarks.

Not pictured: Happy Raccoon Noises
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...huh... github.com/mk6i/open-os...
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GitHub - mk6i/open-oscar-server: Self-hostable instant messaging server compatible with classic AIM and ICQ clients written in golang. (Independently developed, not affiliated with or endorsed by AOL)
Self-hostable instant messaging server compatible with classic AIM and ICQ clients written in golang. (Independently developed, not affiliated with or endorsed by AOL) - mk6i/open-oscar-server
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OpenAI is going to try to hack the wrong corporation, and it will end up being the most HILARIOUS way we discover that corporations have assassins on payroll.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Micah's Dumbass Idea of the Day: Using the names of the Ancients from the video Eternal Darkness as safe words for bondage play to help indicate why you're stopping play and what kind of care you're going to need. Ulayoth: "I'm running low on energy and will probably need a nap to recharge."🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...I should crack open that Cyberpunk RED book I bought from a bundle a while ago and generate a new Crashland character sheet...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crash: "Overall, cities are A LOT easier to hide in if you need to. Too much real estate to be searched, and most of the time, your malefactors aren't going to want to draw attention to themselves by causing civilian casualties. Unless you've really pissed 'em off." Micah: "Cities also tend to🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The primal urge to acquire and modernize the AOL Instant Messenger OSCAR protocol because Jesus Christ are we running out of ways to communicate with each other.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...fuck you, Discord. You cannot temp a penny out of me, got it? NOT. A. FUCKING. CENT. Until you decide to stop behaving like absolutely vile cunts.
A screenshot from the Discord store, showing a three piece raccoon-themed cosmetic set.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"And then the one furry on Tumorville's technical team decided 'enough was enough'. His e-mails ended up in the hands of EVERY news organization, major or minor."
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TiggyStardust @tiggystardust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, it's a good thing I still have my great uncle's collections bat from when he was a bookie...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
32K has turned into almost 45K as I edited, added, and made it (what I feel, anyway) is a MUCH more enjoyable read. ...my word processor says it's a staggering 66 pages long, so I might lose the FA crowd on this one. And no, I have not learned to not make myself want to cry. T_T
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crashland: Michael Dorn in his prime, preferably after his time as Worf. Micah: Myself, for obvious reasons. Jon de Lancey if I'm forced to pick actual actors. Ki'Taye: Andrea Thompson.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Micah, through a magical sending: "Hey Ki, while you're out, can you-" Ki'Taye, a perpetual ass: "INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!" Micah, exasperated: "Why do I tolerate you?"
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't even think it's the money anymore. These c-suite assholes just want to see their workers suffer.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do hope that whoever comes in to replace him has this blight and his entire cabinet hand delivered to the ICC, if they don't do it themselves...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crash: "I don't really have any crushes. It's easy not to when your friends eventually grant you benefits." Errant, a brown bat: "Oh, there you are, Crash. I could use your help moving a few boxes down in the church basement." Crash: "Of course!" *dutifully follows, tail wagging like a goddamn🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Julia: "So, true story on this one: it took Crash accepting SEVEN separate contracts to be my bodyguard for investigations before he even asked how I've been. That was two years worth of 'make sure I don't die because I am an investigative journalist' payments before he ever got curious about me."🧵
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Grabby Hands Cat Drawing
Alt: TC-96's Mew making with the grabby hands. If I recall correctly, she's after something one of her Mewtwo children has.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Le Cagle is correct. I wasn't prepared for the name. And now I am violently mad about it.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"If your reaction lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor."
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forget not the fan-fictioneer, for their authoring is just as valid!
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...I hate euphemisms, but "Waaagh Celebrity" in place of "War Criminal" is objectively funny...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...who ISN'T fond of the diluted cutiepie?
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all are probably gonna see this flooding you feed this morning, so I'll make it quick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhjQ...
youtube.com
DO YOU REMEMBER
YouTube video by BagelBoy
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
...Bubble Booble was my first game. Got the DOS version for an Easter in the late 80s. Those two bubble dragons made me a gamer and likely altered my brain in other ways.
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Bubble Bobble - Characters Slideshow
Alt: Bubble Bobble - Characters Slideshow
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 17/09/2026
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.
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Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes
The Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships.
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Iku 🎨🦌⚡ @ikuvaito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A commission for @griffonsaerie.bsky.social ! #pokemon #nidorina #ニドリーナ
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spuydjeks.bsky.social @spuydjeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give boys flowers 💐
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...yes, this meme will do nicely.
An Image of everyone's favorite fashion lizard from Deep Space Nine, Garak, with the pansexual flag overlayed on to of him.

The captions read:

(Pink row): I was never in the closet, my dear.
(Yellow row): I was in the cupboard,
(Blue Row): with all the other pans.
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...I'm not sure how I feel about being put into the Mufasa role. I've seen the movie.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 @lots42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@coachgowron.com
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Micah's Video Game Take of the Unspecified Time Period: The NES port of Gyruss is superior in EVERY WAY compared to the arcade version. ESPECIALLY when it comes to the soundtrack. The NES version goes SO goddamn hard...
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is it fleeting when it still works?
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Micah Weil, Sponsored by HETAP @micahweil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unsurprisingly, still a raccoon. BUUUUT, if I weren't allowed to pick that, I might try Northern Mockingbird or Green Treefrog.
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