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Brett Cowett

@bacowett.bsky.social
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Red Sox, Pats, Celtics. I hate my teams more than you. Flags fly forever.

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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is both really funny and sorta bewildering
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
think it's the AFC divisional vs the Jets in 2011. That Jets team sucked ass and somehow the Pats looked worse, especially after whooping them 45-3 in the regular season
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this Red Sox team is so dumb and i love them so much
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the crowd pop on this is sublime
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a brown-coated ragdoll cat looks out a window while sitting on a bed. he is majestic.
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
\o/
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I said the 1900s ain't shit
A perfect 82-0 score using zero players before 2000
LeBron James 
Kevin Durant
Kevin Garnett
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Shaq
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
this is what most of the Red Sox roster is made out of
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"former Red Sox player Calex Ora just texted me "this is some pants-on-head stupid shit'. I mean, why would he say that?"
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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
That Christian Gonzalez extension is going to be insane
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a blurry picture of a man being punched in the face in a dark room .
Alt: a blurry picture of a man being punched in the face in a dark room .
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Maye MVP, TreVeyon OROY, and go Pats
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
that Boutte don't quit, you're hearing it more and more
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
feels like there was no reason to use Mondre on those goal line snaps
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The Patriots, man. What a turnaround
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
how can you not be romantic about baseball, said in the most heartfelt and earnest way
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
thought this was never going to happen, and yet
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
maybe going 23-27 in one-run games is luck, but maybe it's half your roster going full-on Bad News Bears in a third of your games. What an incredibly frustrating way to end it.
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
that was the calmest I've ever been going into a Red Sox playoff game and it didn't matter. this sport, man
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
every time some chud replies to him, this needs to pop up on their monitor
a screenshot pulled from an old news broadcast, presumably showing some sort of plant with the text "COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS"
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
starting Cooper Criswell the day after the trade deadline feels like an insult
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
now bring back Gawker
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
what are either of these teams doing, man
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with the words i love him more than anything he could ever do wrong
Alt: a close up of Brasso saying "I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong" from Andor S1
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Cassian?
USMNT player Diego Luna who has 7 Int'l appearances for the US, he's in a red warmup shirt with dyed blond hair smiling pregame on the field
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
ONE WAY OUT
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
we're so back
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Post a banger that's not in English youtu.be/0Uhh62MUEic?...
youtu.be
宇多田ヒカル『One Last Kiss』
YouTube video by Hikaru Utada
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
get ready to learn oklahoma, buddy
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"mookie betts with number two" has been this man's entire last 2 weeks
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@deck.blue trying to log back in after the latest update and it says my verification code has expired, but I haven't gotten a new one. is there anything else I have to do?
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Jeffers made that man squirm in his chair lmao
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a football player wearing a patriots uniform throws a pass
ALT: a football player wearing a patriots uniform throws a pass
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
given how he made Mac Jones look in his rookie season, I'm fine with this. absolutely terrible HC, good OC.
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The Madden cam on this play is one of the more absurdly good sequences I've seen in a long time
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
one of those It Wasn't Even That Close games and they won by 26. insane
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/12/2024
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
just checking in on how the Celtics are doin- i'm sorry, that's 51 points in a **quarter**?
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
them mf sun devils, y'all
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
y'all need a BP sub. one of the most uplifting things I've read this year is quite literally the Requiem For A Team piece on the *Detroit Tigers*. and then there's so, so much more.
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
[walking up to the Chipotle cashier] hey man, can you validate my handle? i gotta pay $10 if not
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 13/11/2024
Don't use AI images. Don't use them for your pfp. Don't use them for your banner. Don't use them for memes.
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Brett Cowett @bacowett.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
this is something that ASU would normally do, not something their opponent would do
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