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Shimmersoft

@shimmersoft.bsky.social
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Indie developer of visual novels, but mostly here to mock injustice and stupidity. Play our games here: shimmersoft.itch.io. Tips appreciated: bit.ly/3nCbnP6. In the words of Ashley Graham, the president's daughter: Dios Bless.

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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 4h
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 5h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 3h
I'm so serious, we should be checking the hard drives and group chat messages of any guy at Cornell who is advocating for "traditional sex roles." There's no way those 7 guys are an isolated incident.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 5h
no one watches videotapes anymore so sadako has to find a different career
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 17h
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 7h
Guy Eldoon from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Uses a lot of bowls.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 10h
Getting a chuckle at the idea that some people watching this ad might have no prior exposure to the hot dog guy meme and think it's original
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 10h
Putting down my marker: final midterm result is D+13.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 11h
"This is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit" goes kinda hard ngl
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 12h
the Republican party on November 4th
Guy shooting up heroin with his best bud Jesus
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 14h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 14h
Apollo Justice has its share of issues, but I really do think it has fantastic vibes. Visually and musically, it feels like a proper Ace Attorney game while maintaining a really distinct identity from the original trilogy.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was the Cornell student paper, with an editorial board that appears to be all women, that first named the rapists and REFUSED to let the story die.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a better universe than this one, "viagra is sexual assault against your own dick" would be the basis of an all-time dril tweet
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was making lasagna, did anything happen
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ace Attorney 7 opens with a 23 year old Athena Cykes having to defend Miles Edgeworth in the murder of his old friend Phoenix Wright. How you feelin'
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please tell me Threads has just mastered the art of shitposting
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One way to tell that woke is still alive is that all these reactionary guys are itching to say "it's the blacks who need to be punished" but they're still too chickenshit to say that directly
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MIGRANT CARAVAN is the desperate midterm ploy to rile up the racists, i get that, but it really is funny to claim that a bunch of travelers walking thru central America are more aware of the timing and implications of US elections than most Americans.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listen up liberal. cookies and cream cake.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're telling me this hog can hedge?
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
welcome to texas, where we recklessly tempt fate by naming an elementary school "gunstream"
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gives me an excuse to share this classic youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?...
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Bo Burnham's Country Song | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my take on the iced coffee conversation, personally, is that i'd just prefer not being in an office with someone who'd care that someone brought an iced coffee to an interview.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cats and dogs? You mean God's spy network?
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The field i went into is actually dangerous" yeah girl if only your name had provided a clue
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Andrew Reeves @andrewsshi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A mini thread on why I find the history of ritual magic in the Western Tradition to be really freaking cool.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why are you cutting the strings when you can simply let go
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what do you mean they're thrilled by ice cubes. what do you mean i can't cuddle them
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stephen King with a speech bubble
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kit puppy @estrogendog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me logging on to bsky to find at least one funny or interesting thing to show my gf
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Clark Backrooms
Alt: Clark Backrooms
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Austin Powers Says 'That Is Not Funny'
Alt: Austin Powers Says 'That Is Not Funny'
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very funny that even now the trump sycophants can't accept that Trump IS enacting his agenda, and Senate Rs are letting him even where it's illegal or malicious. It's just that most people hate it! You can't fix that.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interesting article that makes me wonder how long investors will tolerate the lack of profitability among AI firms. The Iran War has somewhat scrambled my expectations of how much chaos investors seem to be able to stomach, but you'd think there's a ceiling.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're telling me the tradwife lifestyle, as marketed on social media, is mainly a way to sell domestically abusive marriages as Hallmark movies? Bluntly: yes.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
manifested too close to the sun and I apologize
Skeet from me: "get a face full of Mace" the egirl marketing writes itself
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're out of line but they're right
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Must be crazy being a dog. You form emotional attachments to people and sometimes they inexplicably disappear for a long time only to Lazarus in front of you one random day.
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone is a chart pervert, they're just waiting to meet that One Special Chart that gets their arrow up
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Twin Peaks: The Return so I'm satisfied
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
calling up the mayo channel like
Is mayonnaise an instrument
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"We saw you across the bar and we really didn't like your vibe"
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... rematch? there was a first one?
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's like if everyone in this picture turned around
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woody: uhhh.... Buzz? We missed Texas!

Buzz: we're not aiming for Texas!
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brexit happened a mere 12 years after this. Just sayin', we might be discounting the influence of "old perverts lash out against a changing world"
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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