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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord)

@tkocreations.com
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Empty headed writer of many genres of varying success. Find more slightly connected ramblings at my blog/website tkocreations.com

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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 29/09/2026
Hey, I can see all y'all out there, thinking, "You know what would be cool? To pull a muscle in my NECK." I'm here to tell you, it's not cool. Don't do it.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 26/09/2026
This is the result of decades of being told your shit don't stink, and in fact actively rejecting anyone who might tell you differently.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 25/09/2026
This is a completely fair take. Even when we don't actively try to, just passively accepting the privilege is complicity. That, in and of itself isn't the sin. The sin is refusing to extend that privilege to others and perpetuating the systems of oppression.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 25/09/2026
Because I like interjecting into stupid topics... iced coffee (or any beverage) at an interview. A thread.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 25/09/2026
This and I think we're seeing the realization that a lot of rules of etiquette are just the hangups of people with power and privilege who insist the world cater to their peculiarities.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 25/09/2026
This is what we get when we demand our politics entertain us. We want reality TV in Washington D.C.? We can't be astonished when get reality TV characters.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 24/09/2026
Leda: I just wanna do all sorts of dirty things to you... Tialla: Hands off! Cai's not like that! Cai: Now hold up, let's not be hasty. Tell me more... Fortune's Weave character dynamics are top tier.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 24/09/2026
It's kinda funny how Trump is railing on Canada about immigration there when Canada (like most of the developed world) is positively elated that the United States is taking attention away from their draconian and heartless immigration policies.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 20/09/2026
A huge part of the problem is there are no small number of Zionists and antismeites who REALLY want those to terms to be synonyms for their own self-serving reasons. Mr. Marshall is neither, but it's easy to drag him into those fights by virtue of his online presence.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 18/09/2026
You mean... like the agreement that is already in place since the 1950's?
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 18/09/2026
To be fair, Christopher Walken is probably the closest nature has come to the "Ultimate Man," so this tracks...
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 17/09/2026
The people forming these cults need to stop reading my post-apocalyptic books like they are instruction manuals.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 12/09/2026
I find it both distressing and amusing how many people are astonished that the billionaire class uses cryptocurrency to fund their criminal lifestyles considering that was and is crypto's original and fully intended purpose to begin with.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 11/09/2026
Donald Trump is living their best life, and they live vicariously through him.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 10/09/2026
I'd argue it did... but at the same time, what we consider "slop" has also changed. A ton of people definitely looked down on blogs at the time they were ascendent. Those same people would probably look back now and think "Jeez, we had it pretty good back then after all..."
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 09/09/2026
It seems a lot of people seem torqued that there's "still" no news about the next 3D Mario game, but I have no idea why they were expecting that. It's going be at LEAST another year that the team responsible for that will have anything worth showing, and even THAT would be a stretch.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 09/09/2026
I'm just gonna get out in front of this and let everyone know that I was horribly disappointed with this Nintendo Direct that is going to happen in about fifteen minutes.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 08/09/2026
Gamers are heated about a Zelda game's art direction? That's UNPOSSIBLE! That NEVAR happens!
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 08/09/2026
Certainly seems like the Ocarina of Time re-release is a pretty faithful 1-to-1 remaster of the original. That's not necessarily a "bad" decision, but definitely a "safe" one. I personally would have liked to have seen something more ambitious, but ya know... whatcha gonna do?
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 07/09/2026
Yet another reason why I ask people from outside the United States to check themselves when they start wagging their fingers at how the USA handles immigrants.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 07/09/2026
On one hand, I get why "the establishment failed so mightily that people on the fence started siding with fascists" is a siren's song for the left. It tells them what they want to hear; that there is a stable majority of the population out there somewhere, they just need to hear the right message.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 07/09/2026
Let's actually presume that statement is completely true. The follow up question is, "So what?"
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 06/09/2026
Now, what we SHOULD do as a collective community is randomly select some account that is barely active (or not even active at all), and thrust those accounts to the top of the list. It'd be like the Boaty McBoatface of Bluesky.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 05/09/2026
Hell, I'm nowhere near that list, and I'm mildly embarrassed just by the mere fact it exists.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 03/09/2026
Womp womp.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 30/08/2026
Okay, some "real talk" time for all five people who care. I don't give a single solitary fuck about "optics" or "vibes," alright? If you're going to complain about something in my presence and you can't explain to me what's wrong outside of "it looks bad," you're getting muted at the very least.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 30/08/2026
Okay, Oreos. Sit down right here. We need to have a talk.
Chicken and Waffles... OREOS?
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 28/08/2026
Hell, depending on the people we're talking about, I'd argue the future is now.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 27/08/2026
What's low-key alarming about his stupid marine renaming bullshit is that he genuinely seems to think "America" is the name of this country.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 27/08/2026
All this talk about "leftists would rather fight centrists than fascists" and "centrists would rather fight leftists than fight fascists" seems like it's missing the context.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 26/08/2026
One my grandfather's many little observations on life: "If you have to tell someone who you are, you aren't."
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 26/08/2026
Not apropos of any specific thing, but barring some exceptions for buildings that are expected to serve the public extensively, government buildings should emphasize functionality, sustainability, and cost far ahead of any aesthetics.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 26/08/2026
Ya know, I remember when shock jocks on the radio and TV were relegated to like 1am time slots because that was the only time they could get any play. Now, they seem to have taken over the national discourse.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 26/08/2026
All the talk about Hasan Piker lately, and how he's going to ruin Democrat's chances in the coming elections. What office is he running for again? (checks notes) He's... not. Curious.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 23/08/2026
I wonder in Canadians are grateful that the events of the last 14 months or so have helped people forget that they were months away from electing their own Trump, until ours showed how bad that would be. So, ya know, try not to get too far in front of your skis as you look down on us Americans.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 17/08/2026
I do want to apologize to the Bluesky Community. Apparently, service on this site was down for several hours yesterday and Saturday, and I never even noticed. I promise to be more terminally online in the future so that these sort of outages annoy me.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 16/08/2026
Hey, ya'll wanna know why the WNBA doesn't have any regulations for transwomen? BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM! There are no transwomen in the WNBA, and there aren't even any potential COLLEGE prospects currently at the HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL. It's simply not an issue they've even had to consider.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 14/08/2026
Translation: The Trump Administration readily gives us access and easy copy that we can transcribe, and the only thing they ask is that we make it sound good. Whereas the Biden Administration made us have to, ya know, do work and shit. Why wouldn't we be resentful of that, ya know?
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 14/08/2026
Good evening, everyone. I'm Thomas Chickenpox-Induced-Kidney-Failure. I know. It's a bit of a mouthful, but I didn't choose it.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 13/08/2026
I guess I should feel blessed that I have never been popular enough as a writer to have been screwed over by a studio or publisher.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 13/08/2026
See, Putin and Russia made a mistake of picking a fight with a neighbor. Had they actually learned from the USA, they'd have picked a fight with someone half a world away that didn't have the range to hit back.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 13/08/2026
Shameful reveal time: I bounced off Undertale SO hard that I had absolutely no interest to even TRY Deltarune. No, I don't know why; in fact, from my usual taste in games, I should have LOVED it, but I just didn't.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 12/08/2026
In this current state of the world, if you want a functioning government, you need the people who make decisions to be able to read more than three sentences before they lose interest. Which explains why the USA is so fucked, and most other countries really aren't doing all that hot, either.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 11/08/2026
I used to go there, but was expelled after running through the halls screaming that rainbow colored ghost eagles were flying out of my toilet. And because I wasn't deaf. I really should have researched the school more carefully.
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 09/08/2026
Every so often, my stepfather hears about some anime and plays his favorite game: Absurdly Long Anime Title, or Scientific Name of Obscure Prescription Medicine?
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Thomas Knapp (chemiclord) @tkocreations.com · 09/08/2026
How we REALLY got here is that half of America has been seething and resenting not-white people being granted things like "rights" and a fraction of a percentage of the privilege they enjoy thanks to the Civil Rights Act, and right-wing media realized that group could be weaponized.
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