Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026everyone debating whether or not it is okay to bring an iced coffee to an interview, yet no one is brave enough to ask if you can bring an iced coffee to a funeral 3021815
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just save room for the ice cream buffet that better be at mine. 010
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026once my ex's cousin showed up to a wedding reception with a Big Gulp 8430
Cowb0t 𓅃 @cowb0t.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gotta put "have an iced coffee bar" into my funeral directions now. 020
Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What? You can't bring an iced coffee to a funeral? I'm going to make sure everyone at my funeral GETS an ice coffee. 160
D-Wall @atme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is there anywhere you can't bring an iced coffee? Like maybe a sterile environment? 260
Rhioween @digitalisnarcissus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, an iced coffee puts you on the side of death in this situation. Hot beverages only. 000
Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you should be able to bring your beverage of choice to whatever they call it when they pull the plug 120
Meep 🎃 @meep-matsushima.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it would've been fine to bring an iced coffee to my dad's funeral as long as you brought one for my mom, too (and donuts for me and my sister if you were feeling generous) 010
Hoarder of all things intelligence. @kirjasto-lark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Updating my will with the following instructions. Cremation Pour the ashes in a full pot of coffee. Now, you ungrateful little shits will drink this pot dry if you want to inherit. 😤 020
Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't care what drink you bring to my funeral but you better be drinking it with a silly straw 040
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Totally fine as long as you bring a coaster to prevent leaving a ring on the coffin. You have to respect wood 260
mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm part Irish, you can show up completely hammered if you'd like to my funeral. and sure, bring iced coffee 020
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 23/09/2026im gonna have an ice cream/pizza funeral party... and im gonna make sure about it 👻 010
~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what're they gonna do about it? they're dead! 3100
Goodishintent @omnintensivist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not allowed to go to funerals anymore on account of the wildly inappropriate laughing that takes over my body 1100
Anna Rompage @annarompage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How do you order an Iced coffee for a funeral? I want a 3 shot Americano, on a morticians slab, over ice 020
hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well, the dearly departed is iced or at least has been refrigerated 010
leeks @anonleeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026leeks@anonleeks.bsky.socialThis is just to say I have taken the coffee that was in the ice box The one you were probably saving for your interview Forgive me it was delicious So sweet and so coldwashingtonpost.comThree generations of Post staffers settle the iced coffee interview debateIs it chill to bring a beverage to a job interview? We discuss. 000
Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In the car to my grandpa’s burial the driver was like: if this is what you’re like at a funeral I want to see you at a wedding. 030
Vio the Vixen @viothevixen.darkestalleygang.lol · 23/09/2026At my mother's funeral, right after the body was buried, her brother/my uncle proudly showed off to me the bag he'd stuffed full of sandwiches he'd stolen from the reception. Oh and my sister brought her casual polycule, which was only an issue because they were all strangers in casual clothes. 050
Raj LB @rajlb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Still want to bring a non-alcoholic beer to work and sit through handover with a pint 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Honestly unless iced coffee is offered at the event its appropriate to BYOIC 010
Bits @bitsofdeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Perhaps I need to have an addendum to my will. Iced coffee bar at my memorial. 010
