Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dog's breath has been disgusting because of his rotting teeth. So as I was giving him morning kisses, I told him that he smells like a sewer and he's my little sewer baby. All in baby voice of course 011
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My old man has to have all his teeth pulled next week because he wouldn't let us brush his teeth for 15 years. He is high af on pain meds in the meantime 120
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've been making collages as a low pressure creative outlet for myself. The Stranger had this lovely painting of Dolly on the cover recently, so I had to make something in her honor. 010
Reposted by Jenée 🩷💜💙Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unironically the PNW mindset lol 602017136
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw this snail with these absolutely ridiculously long antennae yesterday. I made my spouse come outside in the middle of the night to look at it with me (in case you were wondering what it's like to be married to me) 121
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In a meeting yesterday someone said "breakfast practices" instead of "best practices," and that's all I ever want to hear about from now on 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*me not wanting to be out of bed and at work today*: Our ancestors leaving the ocean for dry land was a mistake 🫠 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As bisexual visibility month nears its end, I am obligated to post about the biKEA couch at least once. Never forget 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The good news is I made hard-boiled eggs last night, so I was able to eat a hard-boiled egg for breakfast. The bad news is my fridge smells like farts now. They should invent a tiny hard-boiled egg fridge that keeps your regular fridge from smelling like farts 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The world is full of horrors and yet we persist. Therefore, we're watching Paddington in Peru 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was trying to search Buffy, and I accidentally type bussy... And googling Bussy: the Vampire Slayer would definitely yield some interesting results 🤔 020
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think my institution has stopped paying for the Chronicle of Higher Education because now I'm down to a free subscription and keep hitting a pay wall. Maybe that's a good thing though (I really don't need to be reading all that bullshit) 🙃 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I mention "Claude," you can assume I'm talking about Sookie Stackhouse's evil fairy cousin 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's just really lovely to be w/other people who are intensely earnest about justice, self-reflection, & living relational. That's not the reality of most of the world, but being in a healing, growth-minded space with terminally sincere people is really something (dare to be cringe) 020
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saturday, we saw a bunch of older ladies w/big librarian vibes (complimentary) & protest signs. We weren't sure what it was about, so we were really staring. One of them noticed us looking & turned to show us her sign was for @nohateinwastate.bsky.social. We then gave her giant smiles & thumbs up 100
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The systems designed to support disabled people are almost always ableist and assume that the disabled person has non-disabled relatives that can easily navigate the system on their behalf. That's like pretty much never the case. (Brought to you by me being sick of DSHS & skilled nursing facilities) 011
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My spouse should go to jail. They sent me multiple reels while I was on a video call. Meanwhile, they did not watch the one reel I sent them the day beforestatic.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.Alt: Fred Armisen in Parks and Rec saying, "Right To Jail. Right Away." 020
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The "you couldn't make BLANK today" takes are so odd because equally there's stuff that we're making today that couldn't/wouldn't be made in the past. Culture and trends in art change. It's just a boring talking point 100
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My old ass dog whose hearing and eye sight are going can some how always notice a neighborhood cat walking on our deck out of the corner of his eye. This dog haaaaaaates cats 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I broke a bunch of old chipped dishes in a kiddie pool in my garage. It was incredibly cathartic 131
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today has been a bit of a clusterfuck, so I'm going to lie in bed listening to ocean sounds and reading about the history of axe murder 🪓 030
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My spouse didn't want to watch Evil Dead again, so in an attempt to watch something new, I picked Equinox (which basically has the same plot as Evil Dead 😂) 120
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Michelle Pfeiffer has way too many children in Witches of Eastwick. That looks tiring 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm making a playlist for my birthday party. I'm trying to listen to it to see if the vibes are weird together, but the problem with that is that I am a weird little gremlin with weird vibes. How could I possibly tell? 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Autism prevention" is eugenics because we are born this way. There is no prevention or cure 110
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm watching Wild at Heart for the first. Damn is Laura Dern hot (Laura Dern is always hot)static.klipy.comFranktAlt: Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern smoking and driving in a convertible in a scene from Wild at Heart. 160
Reposted by Jenée 🩷💜💙Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Generative A.I. ys the opposite of writinge 411114
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A thing my dog does that makes me want to cry is that when he's following you around and he approaches you, he boops you on the leg with his nose to let you know he's there 🥹😭 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm begging people to please wear less perfume and cologne to the movie theater (and really every other place)static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants BeggingAlt: Spongebob Squarepants begging on his knees. 110
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm rewatching Buffy, and Joyce is low-key a little bit of a shitty mom. What you mean Buffy "made bad choices and has to live with the consequences"? You told your 17 year old to *never come home again* and was shocked when she didn't 100
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sometimes you're going along dealing with all the day-to-day bullshit, and then, suddenly you're hit with the news that Gillian Anderson has come out as pansexual and the world just doesn't seem so badstatic.klipy.comGillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-FilesAlt: Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files staring at the camera and slowly and seductively taking off her glasses 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm "doing more with less" by putting less effort into more things in my life 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm cold and tired and my stupid job expects me to do the work they pay me to do 110
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026~10 years ago, I took these leadership classes at the college where I worked. The prof made us read his book that said Segways were the vehicles of the future, & that women couldn't really understand technology & had less variety of human characteristics, making them poorer leaders. 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is my son. He's taking a well earned nap after crapping in the laundry room while I was getting vaxed 110
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This older lady at the pharmacy made a big deal about me reading a book while I was waiting for my vaccines because "NOBODY reads anymore." I don't know if she would have be as pleased with me if she knew it was a comic of famous Victorian murders 😂 020
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My shitty coworkers who left before I cane back from leave stole my mug. I figured he would, but I'm still pissed because it had sentimental value 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well, I spent half of my first day back to work deleting 1075 emails. Now, what? 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm watching Josie and the Pussycats, and I'm really reminded of the hold shirts that we could not wear proper bras with had on us in the early aughts. Those handkerchief tops should be in prison 210
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September. 030
Reposted by Jenée 🩷💜💙No Hate in WA State @nohateinwastate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Growing up with an abusive mother, Gabriel Neuman writes that having access to school counselors and a safe space when he was young helped save his life. Under I-001, child abuse victims like Neuman will be put at greater risk of harm and abuse. This November, vote NO on I-001. #NoHateWAState 176
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm 10 minutes into Furious, and damn everyone is right. This shit is goooood 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026We went to Coyote vs. Acme this morning, and now, we're watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit. (WB are real bastards for trying to permanently shelf it.) 000
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't typically drink much, & today, I broke my rule of not mixing beer & cocktails. I never want to see bourbon again. However, I had a very lovely time getting a massage, going to the arcade, and having a late lunch (pulled pork sandwich & cornbread waffle not pictured because I forgot) 100
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I found this kind of funny. The generation that Dorothy L. Sayers is complaining about is the *Greatest Generation*. Older generations have always had beef with younger ones 120
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I recently listened to the audiobook of his memoir Vagabond. I'm thinking a double feature for our lost legends: Rocky Horror Picture Show and the Best Little Whorehouse in Texasstatic.klipy.comTim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not EasyAlt: Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show looking directly at the camera and saying, "It’s not easy having a good time." 010
Jenée 🩷💜💙 @itsjenee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I wrote this for a friend after a loss, and today feels like we've all experienced a loss. Dolly has returned to the universe 010