The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I prefer Sports Bluesky as opposed to the other two discourse options: bringing iced coffee to an interview and EA/AI sex parties 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I show up to interviews with two ice coffees and drink them both very slowly as a power move 100
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026“Housing is a human right” is actually absurd on its face. Housing doesn’t exist in nature. It is something that we should work to provide to every citizen, but it is not a right in the same way that speech or voting is. 200
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 07/04/2026bro come on go do your job get this guy outta there 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Bro didn’t Korea just imprison their corrupt president like last year? 000
Reposted by The grass toucherHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇 20571781113261
Reposted by The grass toucherBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Here is the image, via @oliverdarcy.bsky.social, that stirred the White House's ire 1031231444
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026no he isn't Peter, he is a bumbling liar who goes on tv all day to lie. he is positively dishonest Peter 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Wow the replies here are really something 030
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 08/03/2026We’d probably be better off if we just retired the Democratic Party brand and everyone ran as independent against Republicans 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I think an important plank for any 2028 presidential contender will be “I will put Trump and his administration in stocks and parade them around the country so citizens can throw rotten vegetables at their dumb faces” 174
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Taxing them and lighting the money on fire is better than not taxing them at all 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Aren't these the people who are afraid of trains? 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The question the Humanities should be asking is: "are we human, or are we dancer?" 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's kind of stunning to see because there is a pretty clear off-ramp for them -- several even! -- and they just refuse to take it because they can never ever ever admit that they were wrong about something. 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026These people don't believe in the court of law and know they can't win an argument under those conditions. So they manipulate the court of public opinion. This was also demonstrated by the recent article about Kash & his FBI 000
Reposted by The grass toucherJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/01/2026bsky.app/settings/con... 1314444
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Wow this woman from Florida actually seems to be doing Jack Smith a lot of favors. 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Man it was really nice forgetting Darrell Issa existed there for a bit 070
Reposted by The grass toucherJoe Streckert @joestreckert.bsky.social · 21/01/2026One of the big media failures of the past decade is the ongoing search for the deeper side of Trump. There isn't one. His ideology, such as it is, is personalist, transactional, and zero-sum. That's as vain, vulgar, and wrong as you can get. He likes gold shit and applause. There's nothing beneath. 311731324
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Cynicism is what allowed people to say “both sides” for far too long. To be clear I mean the dual cynicism amongst both elites and the electorate. 030
Reposted by The grass toucherChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 14/01/2026This should be a national shutdown 121172363
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 12/01/2026DHS has always been nonsensical. “Homeland Security” is a distinction w/o difference from “Defense”. If immigration is a national security issue, house the agents there. 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The real danger here is conceding that indeed we cannot believe our lying eyes 000
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Yes billionaires famously believe in non-zero-sum thinking and express this belief through their generous support of the social safety net 030
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Under no circumstances is it advantageous to argue with Nazis on their own ground. Matt, you used to have worthwhile ideas to contribute. What happened? 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 24/11/2025All these people could disappear tomorrow and the world would be fine 010
Reposted by The grass toucherNFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 04/11/2025[Rapoport] The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta... 0101
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Y’all know about raisins and grapes right? And pickles and cucumbers?? 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Isn’t this the same guy who forced Indiana to overturn its heinous anti-LGBTQ law a few years ago? 010
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025because that isn't what they believe or how they feel 000
Reposted by The grass toucherPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 21/09/2025The year is 2025 The deep ball is dead The last good player in the NFL is Daniel Jones 31106
Reposted by The grass toucherKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility. 16322695112430
Reposted by The grass toucherMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 19/09/2025States can mitigate that to a certain extent — they can get rid of some hoops. But states have very limited funds, and they might not have the cash to pay for vaccines in the same way the federal government does. That's really going to hurt poor kids 2343
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Buckinghamshire doesn't even sound like a real place 000
Reposted by The grass toucherDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Let me get this straight: you get cancelled for calling them fascists and get investigated for being anti-fascist 371537286
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Not hypocritical. Clearly they just think the rules of civility don't apply to them. It's also clear that the reason they do this is because they believe the sentiment that democrats or other out-groups are less deserving of the rights and laws that protect conservatives; they express it often 000
Reposted by The grass toucherkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 12/09/2025me: hey dave, you almost done. we open the bakery in 5 min.... dave grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE 39916
The grass toucher @patrocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025@darthbluesky.bsky.social I found a restaurant I think you'd like potatogoodness.compotatogoodness.comPotatoes | Potato Nutrition | Types of Potatoes | RecipesPotatoGoodness.com the source for potato information. Learn about potato nutrition, types of potatoes, culinary tips, fun facts and history. 010
