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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner

@kgardner.bsky.social
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USAF vet. ♀ RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026
We still have to get out and vote but, wow, this is encouraging.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂👇
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely
Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.
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Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How’s that Republican King working out there for you Johnny?
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Chief Justice John Roberts Presiding
ALT: Chief Justice John Roberts Presiding
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One for your Sunday school teacher
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Jo W @josally53.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With thanks to @gillmartin.bsky.social for reminding me of this powerful (and prescient) poem. Yeats - one of the Irish greats. "The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity." Our current world in a nutshell. Wow
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Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS. This is how it’s done.
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is all of us
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, me too
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Paulrus of West Bumblefrick @paulrusof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At long last, I have met the subject of my favorite book.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You really shouldn't be in politics if you can't take advantage of your opponent being sponsored by The Job Destroying Factory That Raises Your Water And Power Bills And Whose Creators Say It Might Kill Us All.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 16/09/2026
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And Eisenhower was a Republican
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂🤪

Liver onionS
Larson
If 2026 was an Ice Cream truck
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My grandfather, who is 102 and a medical doctor, has told me about the times before polio was cured. Most years, upon returning to school after summer’s break, there would be some children would didn’t make it back to school because of polio.
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did his carer forget to put his teeth in?
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:
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⚖️ 💋 @moonluna34.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This situation is similar to an abuse tactic used in relationships 👇🏻
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There’s a name for what #trump is doing with the #KennedyCenter #psychology
YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You guys are out of control.🤣😹
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scientists: Food gives you energy. Me after eating:
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My wife watching me turn the house upside down looking for something when she knows exactly where it is but didn't care for my tone when I asked her.
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Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m REALLY FUCKING ANGRY that the DNC doesn’t have a massive fact-based response on EVERY DAMN TOPIC when literally every GOP rep blames Biden. It’s nearly, almost laughably 99% false and yet Speaker Johnson said again today they inherited an America “close to total collapse”: Zero response.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It seems to me the real problem these days is that people have an overwhelming dread of sense.
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crparadis.bsky.social @crparadis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fritz Zwicky had the perfect description: “spherical bastard”, employing the language of physics to describe a person that, no matter what frame of reference you used, remained a bastard.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y’all are bad
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Donna and the Dynamos will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Donna and the Dynamos
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Nurse Ratched @nurseratched64.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Now that’s a lotta trees!”
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminds me of this art piece in our hospital. It looks like someone ate a chili made from Carolina Reaper and is suffering the consequences. 🎶 Ring of Fire 🎶
Painting of a metal figure sitting on a pillar with a red & yellow base, wisps of smoke rising
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Talented airbrushing job. Here's a Nude worth looking at.
Pantone color Nude
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oblivious. Remember when we used to say someone was 'out to lunch'?
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pal @suburbanennui.bsky.social just called her "the Christopher Luxon of breakdancers" 😄
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Hot Mess 🔥 @hotsweetmess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have you ever thought “Do Not Touch” must be the most terrifying thing to read in braille…. 🤔😑
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ambassador of noodles @epinardianguardian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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I Smoked Kirkmas @dknight10k.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never kill yourself. If this is what it's like when the dumbest podcaster dies, imagine when Trump dies. I don't want you to miss that
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Sophie Scholl @moller2025.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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