Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026tiny tim should kill ebenezer scrooge in the remake 3848165
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"God bless us, every one... (Neck snap) else." 0130
Coal haver @theknuttel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026He tried and fails, thats how he gets the limp. Its all canon. 130
Buzzin🔴 @totallynormal13.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Running a mutual aid hub out of Scrooge's now vacant home would be a heartwarming holiday story 020
Bureau of Phosphate Reclamation, DCPR @wormwood23.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They did this in “The Wire”, if I recall correctly. 010
Juliaghoulia 💀🎃👻 @juliafnp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’ll show you what to do with your Christmas Turkey, ya stingy old turkey. 020
Stranger In The Alps @strangernalps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tiny Tim throws his crutch in the air, straightens up, spins around three times on one leg, drops into the Avengers crouch, catches the crutch and immediately impales Scrooge and the largest goose from the market on the end of the crutch. Turns to the camera and hisses, “God Bless us Everyone” 010
💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not enough folks named Ebenezer these days. Scrooge did to Ebenezer what Hitler did to Adolph. 000
Dirt Russel (Xaq's Evil Twin) 😈 @xaqpart2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Johny Depp should kill Ti West in the remake. 000
thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tiny Tim should start his own business and become rich. Then he can buy out Scrooge and fire him. Simple. 000
Boooooooooooooooooobs @salarta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fully agreed Oh you only mean in the story 000
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 01/09/2026cyborg tiny tim gunning down capitalists. i am here for it 020
Wil Sterling @shadowvasterra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Lil Kermit is packing a Thompson in that there cane. 020
R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I want a Tiny Tim, who has been pumping iron over holiday break, and can spit the line, “Who’s the tiny one, now, mother fucker?” Also, Samuel L. Jackson is Tiny Timothy 1131
Ghost ⚾️ 🏳️⚧️(Taylor's Version) (he/him)⚾️🏳️⚧️ @midnightdemon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That be cool 000
VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I need someone with more talent than me to make a short video of tiny Tim set to the music from DOOM. Just a sick guitar riff, then suddenly tiny Tim 010
Iron Goddess of Mercy @hominid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026like dana carvey shouting “ma-ry, ha-rry” as he pummels mr potter 000
GrimmBen @grimmben.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Scrooge: “So I underpay and overwork that fuckin’ nobody’s father. So what?!” Marley’s Ghost downs the glass of vodka he just poured for himself. Marley’s Ghost: “That fuckin’ nobody…is Tiny Tim.” 000
Tomb-yZed34 @tommyz34.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I cannot accept a Scrooge remake without Tinny Timstatic.klipy.comFuturama's Tinny Tim: You Raised My HopesAlt: Futurama's Tinny Tim: (in adorable British accent)You Raised My Hopes and dashed them quite expertly...bravo! 010
Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Turkey? Outdated. This holiday season, enjoy the flesh of the rich 0131
Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Kills him and becomes the Highlander. "There can only be one!" 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No one gives the fucking butcher any shit for being open Christmas Day. What’s the deal there? 000
