Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I live in Texas and I’ve never heard this song, that I’m aware of. But I also don’t listen to the radio, so… 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So I was having a meeting with my boss and I crossed my legs which squished a ball. Very uncomfortable, had to not grimace in pain too. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He’s also drinking unsweetened tea, with his unsauced wings. In a bar. He’s definitely a serial killer. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guy next to me at the bar just ordered unflavored wings. He meets the profile for a serial killer in all respects. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’d lived 48 years without hearing pat mcafee speak, he sounds like a bad Donald Duck impersonator 031
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Rams out here dressed like they work the drive through at chick fil a 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ordered burger for son, plain and dry, received mayo slathered slop, offered a buck fifty in credit to “fix” it. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Work has set aside two hours today for employees to learn how to use ai. I’m spending it staring at my phone. This is not much different than the other 7 hours. 020
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I might be the only middle aged white man in America that gives no fucks about James Bond 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Picked up a blanket to look at at Walmart and got literal shit on my hand. Did not buy a blanket. 001
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m sitting at a bar and this woman sat next to me and I recognized her, I’d seen her tits before. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Weren’t all these stadiums threatening to cancel Sheeran over Macklemore publicly funded? These “owners” need to start coughing up some cash if they want a stadium that only shows what they want. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What if I think Macklemore and ed Sheeran both make shitty music? 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck off what do you mean the mandatory team building event is in a dry restaurant. Now I have to put up with these fuckers sober. 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mandatory team building activities should be held during work hours only. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone is surprised Mitch is still alive like they’ve never even seen a slasher sequel. 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why are bicycle and motorcycle pronounced differently? 111
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ok what is up with dudes waxing their mustaches like they’re an extra on Deadwood? 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How come Korea and Kentucky have fried chicken and Kansas is just sitting there like a bunch of chickenless dopes? 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This show with high hopes in the commercial can fuck off 001
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026lol gonna get slapped by a dude for saying Texas sucks in a hooters in Texas. 100
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Picking up food at chipotle and these chairs are fucking painful to sit on 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are Kyles and Kylers but are there any Kylests? 130
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That The Muppet Show hasn’t been on continuously for 50 years is a real failing of all of us. 0274
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And it Boo-urns, Boo-urns, Boo-urns, the ring of fire. 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’d waste a genie wish on being able to manifest egg rolls on demand out of nowhere. Perfectly cooked pork egg rolls, with a spicy mustard packet. 110
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey @thejoedante.bsky.social what happens if a gremlin eats after midnight? 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Always remember, the middle urinal is purely for decoration. 010
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Goddamnit they didn’t have showings at the nice theater for coyote vs acme when I looked last week now I’m stuck seeing it with like 6 people in a shitty box 000
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Personally if I were in the country I’d try to convince people a kilometer is longer than a mile ain’t like these peckerwoods are fact checking 030
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I had a border collie once. Just a terrific dog. I think I’d like to retire somewhere where I can throw a frisbee for a border collie 070
Scare-E @pocalypsecow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What are they even going to do with Archie Manning? 000
