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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 02/10/2026
🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language. ☑️ Bear ☐ Man This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately Listen to her words. They matter. —Claire Donohoe🐻💜 #SheShed
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@amandadeibert.bsky.social, I'm looking forward to the magazine I got from your daughter for my kids. Thanks, kid. If anyone is looking to help out a Girl Scout, Amanda might know one...
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, nice people (incl, but not limited to) @augustagoose.bsky.social @hellomanders.bsky.social @totallypaula.bsky.social My really cool actual sister, @kristhelesbein.bsky.social , makes treats, and she has a store! If you like hand-crafted caramels and such, check out sapphossweets.paperform.co
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Artisan caramels and candies. - Powered by Paperform
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This scene from ‘Heat’ cracks me up no matter what language it’s in 🤣🖤
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They were cool with the racism, sexism, bigotry, corruption, dismantling of social services and common decency, burning every ally, shooting American citizens in the face in the street, the insurrection, Trump being besties with Epstein etc etc. But once the price of gas got too high it was over.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to.
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Super Bowl Shuffle Performance
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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😂😆🤣
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Faïza @fayza.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
Credit : vinn_ayy (IG)
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Bill from the Black Lagoon @billfromlongisland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in heaven she will finally get the respect she deserves
dolly parton: NOBODY NOTICES I'VE GOT a GREAT ASS TOO
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Racism has had at least 500 years to prove its case and in 2026 there are assholes crying that we arent giving it a fair shake 😂. We wrote books, experimented in labs, built goverments, argued in court, enslaved people, tried to exterminate a few million more. Its been fully explored at this point.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trying to give the dog its medicine
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Carson Pickett, who was born without a left forearm and hand, met a young fan with a similar condition after her recent match for the Denver Summit in the NWSL From @denversummitfc.bsky.social IG
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m off the market, fellas.

Some scammer: 

Hello, how are you doing? Please don't be afraid or feel pressured. I'm simply hoping to find a sincere and loving partner to share the rest of my life with.
I'd like us to take our time, get to know each other, and see where things lead.

Me: 

Todd, everything about this, and you, feels right to me. I'd like to send you $834 in Apple gift cards if you're open to it.
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See a ranger, post a ranger
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Canseco Ball
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Drewthulu @csonkatroy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#MOTU
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Our America as WE know it💔
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*holds grudge* *kisses grudge tenderly* *stays in bed all day with grudge watching Netflix*
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Bill from the Black Lagoon @billfromlongisland.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Profits doubled. Not revenue. Profits. Why would the effects of the war make PROFITS double? Gouging. Increasing prices beyond what is required to account for shortage of supply. If they were only increasing prices to account for scarcity, then profits would remain the same.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The whole point of the Bill of Rights is to protect the only true minority - the individual. It limits the governments power to harm the individual. The whole constitution is designed to limit the governments power.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me, watching The Odyssey, rolling my eyes: "Calling his teacher Mentor is a little on the nose..." Me, moments later: "Oh, I see. It's called that because HE'S... Yes. I get it now."
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Marit 👹 @maritstensby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is it with dogs and sticks! 🐕🪾😂
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_2...
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Marvel's Most Racist Comic?
YouTube video by Blerd Without Fear!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
sadly x-men '97 S2 intro absolutely mogged my nerd heart with an X-Force intro. brother, i was on my feet with both fists in the air.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ok story time. 🧵 I don't know what to call it so I'm just going to start going from the beginning. The PEEginning.
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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fuck fucking State Farm and their roadside "assistance." Don't use State Farm.
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Another, feel good timeline cleanse, is due! Here you go! Enjoy! Try not to smile, let alone tear up.
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thedave001.bsky.social @thedave001.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman Running
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Always make sure to have a backup terrible idea
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love this interview. Where is Barbara Walter’s when you need her?
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