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Jeremy Osner

@jeremyosner.bsky.social
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Well... ⏩ Studied at La universidad desconocida ⏩ Lives in Orange, New Jersey ⏩ From Modesto, California ⏩ Pronounces name EE-mer-EJ REN-saw

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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 4h
Store yourself in sacks, ok?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 6h
Freaks of nurture
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 7h
...and personalize that shit exactly to my preferences dammit I Me My Preferences
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 8h
#dogsofbluesky ...Here's Daisy!
Daisy close-up
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 19h
id be such a good ghost i got unfinished business as fuck
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 22h
Ok anybody want to disambiguate?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking around, that I might find out.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I kept using that word; but it did not mean what I thought it meant.
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This looks like a setup for a dark comedy
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“warty boy” yeats
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still want to see the #trolley meme rendered with #ToonervilleTrolley images and characters
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When will #ThomasPynchon write a prequel to #GravitysRainbow 🌈, but in a #Renaissance or late- #medieval setting, with Captain #Blicero strapping #Gottfried into the #catapult #parabola
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#betterthatway
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why do they call it the inexorable March of time when it happens in all the other months too?
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...come on, I don wanna follow that shit...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky on our way up the hill
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me with my beeskee mutts
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National Geographic: Emperor Penguins March
ALT: National Geographic: Emperor Penguins March
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in imperpetuity
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Double-take

In between a flash of image from a dream forgotten and another, darker, grittier, so far beneath the surface of one's waking stream of consciousness, one scarcely has a chance to know the faces, let alone to sense what brutal resolution lies in store for them, before it's gone, a double-take, an urge to breathe, a suffocating feeling of enclosure, walls are closing in, this rabbit-hole dead-ends
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Delighted to be part of the problem
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coast to coast and into Sheboygan, it's ok/ make a toast, oh boy, here I go again, what the hey/ smooth operator...
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky oh no! They are leaving!
Daisy watching us from the window
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"ho" short for hoarfrost
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Name me. Celebrate me.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My spirit animal is the jiggling calf of impatience
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@lizdye.bsky.social it has taken me like more than 2 years of listening to your podcast to realize -- like it happened *just now* -- that its title is a play on Law & Order. I feel kind of dumb right now.
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Lucky Earther @reedjam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bartleby the Little Engine
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Little Engine That Now Prays For The Arrival Of The Long Overdue Slate-Wiping Meteor
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Little Engine That Would Prefer Not To
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perry: "What's the Department of Justice's standard for opening a criminal investigation against a person?" Whalen: "Probable cause." Perry: "No, that's for bringing charges."
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#HappyValley is the #Roseanne of police procedurals
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky snuggling #sofatime
Daisy and Oblio cuddled up on the sofa
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How high?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
French toast 4eva
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get knocked down, but I get up again because that’s what a Weeble Wobble does
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you can keep your head, when all about you folks
    Are losing it and blaming Scooby-Doo,
If you can trust to Shaggy to fix Fred's snafu,
    But not too far-- like, he's a fuck-up, too--
If you can wait, and not be scared of monsters,
    Of of ghosts-- they're spooky but they're fake--
Or being pranked: no, don't give way to pranksters,
    But don't look too smart, don't make that mistake!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fool's stop.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You do not know what I am talking about. I'm not sure what u mean.
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN" as a forehead tattoo
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
American Splendor
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh spare me all the winking and nudging
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anything is high risk if you do it dumb enough
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been there, done that
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Jeremy Osner @jeremyosner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif
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Aguirre's Wrath
ALT: Aguirre's Wrath
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