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This economy feeling like the family is getting NFTs for Christmas

I definitely think Jardiance giving you flesh eating taint bacteria has to be the wildest of the drug commercial symptoms

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 5h

Go on FanDuel and bet on which one of my tires will be low tomorrow morning

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 13h

Bluesky meetup in the camps after we get rounded up for refusing to call it "super intelligence"?

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 13h

Every time this guy talks about strong men, it just makes me think of the episode of Always Sunny where Mac wants to keep watching the movie "Predator" to talk about the muscle masses of all the dudes.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's crazy when God picks one quarterback over the other one

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not paying my taxes and just going to Arby's instead

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Say Liberty Biberty again. Say Liberty Biberty again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Liberty Biberty one more goddamn time

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Aparshakti Khurana: Banduk Dikhana

ALT: Aparshakti Khurana: Banduk Dikhana

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just totally won a fake argument in my head.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing an original recipe 4 Loko to an interview

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sign up for my disk battery subscription box where I just send you endless new sizes of disk batteries but never the one you need

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just saw an AI slop flyer for a costume contest that said "show off your creativity"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Changing Teams status to "busy" and listening to Veruca Salt deep cuts

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Each day, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You can just put that you won The Voice on your resume. Literally no one gives a fuck

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This kind of stuff is great because if you meet someone and they use the phrase "super intelligence", you don't have to wonder if they are a complete fucking moron because they just told you that they are

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fuckin Wednesday-ass Tuesday

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Damn, his right wing grifter turn didn't really work out huh? Maybe just fuck off and stay away for good

Tpusa has quietly removed child predator Chris D'elia from its comedy tour

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The dudes in prison are always so kind to PedophileMaxxers. I love this for him.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Going as Ed Sheeran's tattoos for Halloween

It's Lisa Frank artwork clothing. It's a lot of little animals and colorful shit

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's possible to be weird and not be "weird"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Throw me into a Murphy bed and fold me up into the fucking wall I don't care

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they paved paradise and put up a parking lot but then they paved the parking lot and put up an arbys so it just kind of went back to being paradise

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If the Papa John's guy said the thing today, they'd probably make him the head of the USDA

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cardinals wearing their tortilla uniforms

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

how many people in the senate get diaper rash i wonder

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

These Halloween candy prices are insane. Kids are getting a thumbs up this year

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It would be cool if one of the AIs broke containment and eliminated all medical debt or something 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The band that played when Billy Madison passed the 3rd grade will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

It's the band that played when Billy Madison passed the 3rd grade

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why am I starting to feel like they told this chick to shit her pants at the hyrox event? Now we're all talking about hyrox. All press is good press

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's great because not only does Ed Sheeran take a big loss here, but now everyone's talking about how Robert Kraft is in the Epstein files also.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How many fucking opening acts were there?! This is a nightmare concert rotation

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fun day for Ed Sheeran haters

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Feels more like this time period will be remembered as the "anals of history"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Same face I make when they bring the fajitas out and them shits be sizzlin'

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They rolled him out and he saw the shadow he's cast over American politics for the last 40 years, so he goes back into hiding for 6 more months

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not a joke, guys. I lost my grandparents to AI years ago.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Paint the ice day at the #curling club 🥌

It's a bunch of people holding a hose at an unpainted curling rink

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

It's the Beat Kids from Wonder Showzen asking a man "when the revolution comes, where will you hide?"

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In the 90s I would sell cassette mixtapes to the football team chuds for warmups or whatever because I had a shitload of metal cds. So I think it's finally time to sue the makers of "Jock Jams" for IP theft.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Putting down this maple Long John like it's the North Tower #neverforget

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Feels like today should be a holiday. I'm putting in the same effort like when it's presidents day and I don't get the day off.

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Headzo @headzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just got my Reddit account banned because I commented that Mitch McConnell is dead. I was accused of inciting violence. All I said is "That bitch is dead", which is just a quote from an episode of Always Sunny where they find a dead guy in the bar 🤷🏻‍♂️ This tech fascism is so fucking lame

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