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zuleikamitford.bsky.social

@zuleikamitford.bsky.social
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I like critters, jokes, art, & increasingly radical politics:). Estoy aprendiendo español. Fan of flamewars and gross pics. She/her.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything
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Katie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight.
From meteorologist Eric Snitil

**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights**

"Heads up birders, I would not be surprised if the biggest bird migration night of the year happens over the next 2 nights. Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. That is a lot, but the pattern could not be better for migratory birds. A massive area of high pressure will turn the low level winds from the northeast to the southwest across most of the US. The last time we had anything similar to this in the fall was early October last year when a record 1.25 billion birds were in flight. I doubt we get to that level, but I suspect the number will top 500 million especially Monday night which looks to be the bigger of the two nights. You can help by turning off those outdoor lights on big migration nights, and the next 2 nights is about as big as it gets."
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
union strong
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Merzbild 5 B (Picture Red Heart-Church) by Kurt Schwitters, 1919 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/VG Bild-Kunst, Bonn
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 15/08/2026
Church of the Most Holy Trinity (Wotruba Church), Vienna, Austria. Built in 1976. Architect Fritz Wotruba. r/brutalism
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't think I've ever seen such a good explanation of this phenomenon: "The number of SSDI beneficiaries has grown dramatically in recent years, and the reason is clear: A significant portion of that growth is driven by the workers’ comp system offloading its obligations onto the public."
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#workplacesafety #occupationalhealth
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Ruby 🏳️‍🌈❤️🎨 @rubyblueshoes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Name and shame this cretin.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1908
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography 🍁 @stevewaycott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A little Raccoon blep for your weekend viewing pleasure. Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada June 2026 📸 #mammals #raccoon #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
A brownish grey critter with a grey and white face and black mask around her eyes and a black nose is peering out from behind a tree, with green forest trees in the background and grass and dandelions in the foreground. A little bit of pink tongue is visible.
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 02/07/2023
Look, I have made a beautiful nest and adorned it with only the finest blue items. Surely none of your other suitors have such attractive displays.
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“People would go to church after a Saturday lynching and they could never see the disconnection or connection.” - Betye Saar I've Got Rhythm, 1972 Betye Saar b. 1926 "… assemblage became a language of protest and renewal during a period of social rupture" - Sixties Surreal #ArtSky #BlackSky
Short description: a working metronome has an old photo of white USians attending the lynching of a Black USian. A figure of a burned Black man with a noose atop US flag beats time back and forth, a front panel of newspaper clippings has headlines showing lynchings
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In the functioning metronome of “I’ve Got Rhythm,” Saar has placed a skeleton-like spirit on top of the American flag, ticking along. Inside of the musical structure are newspaper clippings; circled in red, it reads: “Negro lynched after refusing to dance on white’s command.”

“People would go to church after a Saturday lynching and they could never see the disconnection or connection,” Saar explains.

...the metronome ticks — an ominous beat signaling impending doom.
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Guided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Really great advice here if you ask me #CatsOfBlueSky
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the enormous pupils of chancleta see a million galaxies collapse and implode at once, all while he hears the weeping despair of a dead and forgotten idiot god who birthed them
an orange and white cat looks high as hell. his pupils are enormous. he is reaching out toward the camera. he gonna scratch you probably
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amazon price fixing
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/07/2026
Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 10/07/2026
Straight To The Point - If I Could Be An Egg [UK / New Wave - Indie Rock ] (1989) redd.it/j572t9 youtu.be/xaY5NcQKisM
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Straight To The Point - If I Could Be An Egg [UK / New Wave - Indie Rock ] (1989)
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think about this entrance at least once a week.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is on Wed. It's free to register. Importantly, I plan to mostly offer a number of resources that are free to use that will help you to find a role to play in lessening suffering on your street, in your neighborhood, in your communities. bsky.app/profile/inte...
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is neat
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Is that a real mohawk or a Sears mohawk? @dangillotte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This piece is truly incredible
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Brad Grear @bradgr.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For today’s #BirdoftheDay #LongLegs, here is a Sandhill Crane I saw recently. Always a treat! #birds #birding #cranes #sandhillcrane #naturephotography #wildlifephotography
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ART OF THE DEAL, BITCHES
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
L is for the way you lick at me
Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat, being licked on the forehead by Mr Lover, an orange and white cat. Fishtopher closes his eyes in contentment as he lays on the couch. Mr Lover sits above him and curls his tail around Fish's body.
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
did it!
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Screenshot of 4chan post about a cat called Connor.
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Noticed these neat guys for the first time and friend's app identified them as Dead Man's Fingers - love a name that's so perfectly descriptive and easy to remember ❤️ 🍄📷 #mushrooms
"Dead Man's fingers" mushrooms (a cluster of about five pale gray, tubular growths, of different heights between about .5 to 2.5 inches, each a little smaller in diameter than actual living people's fingers) are pictured at the base of a tree trunk alongside a couple dead leaves, soil, and new green ground growth. #mushrooms 🍄
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Reactionary forces have pulled us back from greatness before and goddamnit they'll do it again in fucking perpetuity #nowplaying #discomusic youtube.com/watch?v=dbaw...
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Donna Summer - Love Is In Control (Finger On The Trigger) (12" Inch Dance Versión) - (1982)
YouTube video by STAT CHILE AMERICA
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/05/2026
Nobody was bothering you when you were snorting heroin off a toilet seat We let you do your heroin in peace
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
At the @the14thcenter.bsky.social Symposium on Friday, a speaker asked the audience what we remembered learning about the Reconstruction in school (K-12) and I was just like ...damn um that it failed and uhh carpetbaggers? That's all I got
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have a #birds mystery I could use some help with. I am in Great Lakes state and saw a bird of this description on two separate occasions the past week. It was like an all-brown cardinal. 🧵
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Reading John Ganz' excellent first (or second?) draft history of basically, how the U.S. came to elect Trump, When the Clock Broke, and was amazed to see that Rudy Giuliani once said a quite insightful thing. Degree of brain-rot and soul-selling it reveals is stunning.
When Gotti went on trial in March, Newsday asked several public figures, "Why are we so intrigued by Gotti?" Giuliani supplied one answer: "[The mob] exists because we have great trouble, both philosophically and emotionally, dealing with the place authority should play in...""...our lives. Because America was born as a kind of revolt against authority, we elevate notions of individual liberty very high -- and should, right? But then we have a hard time dealing with how we're going to relate to authority. We're not mature about the balance between authority and individual rights... We haven't figured out how internalizing the rule of law doesn't oppress you -- it makes you free."
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 25/03/2026
Just got the third in the three-shot series 💪🩹 Couldn’t have been easier!
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp
A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Immigrants built this country. We should admire and respect them." YES
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
sorry no the phone in my hand is not the text back phone it’s the get sad online but also look at cats phone
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 26/03/2026
Oh did you want 3300 words from me on today's IOC sex testing rules? An essay on the nature of evidence and why we can't seem to stop getting stuck in the same traps around sex and gender in sports? Wow lucky you!! www.coyotemedia.org/the-olympics...
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The Olympics Has a New Sex Testing Policy. The Evidence Doesn’t Add Up
I’ve spent over 10 years obsessed with so-called “gender verification” tests. Proponents claim they have history and science on their side. They don’t.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/03/2026
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
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zuleikamitford.bsky.social @zuleikamitford.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
in the future, the addictiveness of games and user interfaces will be regulated and companies will be held to account for knowingly perpetuating their addictive products while hiding the evidence of their harms
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/03/2026
"explain it to me like I'm 5" well, to start, the earth isn't actually flat
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Kent Lind @camasonian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
States could do us all a big favor and write product liability laws that make car companies liable for self-driving accidents no matter how many "waivers" they make customers sign. If car companies don't like it, they can keep their products off the market until they are actually safe.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com
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Kendra Mellifera 🏳️‍⚧️ @kmellifera.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
People are stuffing tee shirts down the toilets of billion dollar warships to prevent the ships from being used and it’s working. The effort to payoff ratio there is immense and I’m sure there’s billion dollar toilet options for others
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