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eleanor

@zornsllama.bsky.social
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tinkerer and journeyer • I like math, games, interfaces, and cats • they/them • en/de/fr • Basel🇨🇭• lnor.net

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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the two genders are weeaboos and koreaboos
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sometimes I type corntab instead of crontab and it makes me think of @swiftonsecurity.com
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resbonsiple meowhoner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android
emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big buttsthe emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
me: this is my buddy. he doesn’t talk. he only makes dialup modem noises my friend: (makes dialup modem noises)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/10/2025
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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oomfware enthusiast @hoi.tgirl.gay · 19/10/2025
Who tf are you people i thought i hired atp developers with aproto devs and mitochrondria
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I’m afraid I am still firmly in the awkward stage of L2 acquisition where I’m competent enough that people assume I say exactly what I mean to say, leading to me occasionally accidentally being quite rude
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The thing is, all my apes *are* gone.
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Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23/09/2025
As much as I'd like everyone to use the metric system, we may have to give up—the English are just a lost cause. IT SHOULD BE "KILOPEDE," IT DOES NOT HAVE 0.001 FEET
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
the German morpheme „Zug“ means too many things. not enough people are talking about this
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
chat channel policing is the conversation killer. it’s only very rarely worth doing
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Writing something on to my to do list after I have already done it just to get the pleasure of crossing it off my to do list. The advanced play.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Yoshiaki Koizumi confirmed in 2018 that the mushroom on Tad's head is part of his body, and not a hat
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/09/2025
iptables? you should see a doctor about that
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Philosophical representatives on mission who guillotine you if you use "begging the question" wrong.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 15/09/2025
i like my dejeuners the same way i like my morts: petit
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
what if frogs are pickled rabbits
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 10/09/2025
Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take bsky.app/profile/dark...
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 29/08/2025
Ohmelette
A foodie style photo of an omelette on a plate with a fork having just taken a piece out, sprinkled with fresh chives, and with four bands of colour across the omelette; brown, black, orange, and gold. The bands of colour are those used on resistors; hence, an ohmelette.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
chat is this real
screenshot reads:

What have been your biggest challenges since launching Bluesky’s platform?

We can't get rid of this Jerry guy—
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Brain irrevocably broken by internet, no cannot read the flavor note “citrussy” without laughing
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Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme.com · 28/07/2025
On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Proposal: Using spoons and forks instead of sporks is a sign of petit bourgeoisie commitment to capitalist hegemonic cutlery.
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Clayton Littlejohn @cmlittlejohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 27/07/2025
the computer knows where it is at all times. it knows this because of unregulated bulk resale of user data and metadata
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renna 🥞 stamp club on kofi @bsky.rennatelier.art · 26/07/2025
tama sea critters 🐬🦑
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
disintegrate people who use too much spray deodorant
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have emerged from the font rendering rabbit hole with my sanity mostly intact. Also, dice rolling! #gamedev #screenshotsaturday
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
nintendo announced that the first mario title for the switch 2 will be Mario Illiad, and gamplay will revolve around mario going on a rampage after his gay lover is killed
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
"I will do it," came a small voice. "I will think about those Beans. Though - " Frodo looked up, "I do not know the way."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
In many musicals the villain song is the best or near enough. Science can't explain this. Morality shrinks at the thought. But it's true.
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
absolute genius from my home country right here
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Millennials in shambles after high school truth and reconciliation committee rules Chuck Norris jokes were never funny and bacon, while delicious, fails to meet the standards required of “epic.”
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
finally got text boxes working on the weekend. this took an absurd amount of time (mostly tracking down bugs and counterintuitive properties in font layouting)
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BirdiBirdson @birdibirdson.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Hello! here's a little bit of gameplay from the platformer I'm working on 🏹 #pixelart #gamedev #GameMaker #Aseprite
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BirdiBirdson @birdibirdson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Happy #PortfolioDay 🌳 I like #pixelart!
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 08/07/2025
we are out, safe and alive
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
you know, they really did do this
legendary dril tweet that goes 

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’m not paying to see an Oasis reunion show unless it ends with the Gallagher brothers crouched behind amps on opposite sides of the stage, firing pistols at each other
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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 04/07/2025
(to my knowledge) the nyt for example never even covered the simple fact that the US no fly list was leaked, or that congress was discussing said leak. im using a personal example here because i've looked for their coverage of it before and realized there's simply none.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/07/2025
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any. And drinking the equivalent of about a 12-ounce soda per day was associated with an 8% increase in type 2 diabetes risk and a 2% increased risk of ischemic heart disease.
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
does „ironically“ literally just mean „surprisingly“ in American English or
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
- Doctor, doctor! I've forgotten the sound a cash register makes! - I see. It's catching, I'm afraid
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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
One thousand years‘ jail to the guy that decided the function to calculate the correlation coefficients matrix in numpy should be neither corr nor corrcoeff, but rather corrcoef
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