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Zesti

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I have happiness management issues. Zkeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jo7xmzflwx…

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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
friendly reminder that your internal monologue is an unreliable narrator
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 10h
My son is coming to visit tonight. I was going to tidy the house, but I want him to feel at home.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went to trade school expecting to have to negotiate more.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 15h
I’m not “stuck in the ‘80s.” I’m there on purpose.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Am I the only one who yells “Morning breath!” when a TV show couple smooch when they wake up?
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Think they bought it?
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am posting to show I am not a Russian bot farm account.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Halloween costume arrived. This thing is no more “sexy” than it is “Willy Wonka.”
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ha! It’s the complete opposite (Toyota Camry).
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Put the chairs up to vacuum, forgot, walked back in and jump scared myself thinking we had a poltergeist.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I posted a car for sale this morning, and the vultures are descending.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan.”
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This pic I took could be an album cover.
A car on legs instead of wheels from a museum in Málaga.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Being early means there are no lines in the kitchen. 😀
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you're living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you are eating a midnight snack three hours early.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s a sit-on-the-couch-and-eat-pizza party not a drink-Champagne-and-mingle party.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/10/2026
Come, some music!
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My sister rode in a robotaxi on the Las Vegas Strip. She said it was “half the cost of an Uber and twice as deadly.”
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I used to live in Amsterdam, so I know how peaceful it is when America is asleep.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We feel the same in different ways.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On Tuesday, it will be your turn to put in a request!
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was 49 degrees and raining when I posted this. It’s now sunny and 80. Apparently skeet wishes are moved to the top.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glad you made it!
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sat by a man who carves adorable animals out of wood. He showed me his 30 recent photos — wooden squirrels and bears and dogs, oh my.
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🌧️💔
Love’s End

For many years, I’ve been alone
Since my true love departed
Now, I cast my mind back to the day
She left me brokenhearted
 
We were walking thru the moonlit woods
Hands clasped and hearts together
Until the silver light was doused
By a fateful change of weather
 
A globule splashed upon her face
Like a teardrop from the sky
As though the Lord above did weep
To see us walking by
 
These drops did drop with greater speed
And increased ferocity
And, helpless ’gainst this waterfall
She turned to look at me
 
And she saw I was protected
From what the skies did send
In my foldable, yet stylish
Rain jacket from Land’s End
 
She begged of me to share my coat
As defense against the fray
I looked at her bedraggled state
And said, “No f***ing way.”
 
She was shocked by my refusal
And my sarcastic tone 
As I mockingly suggested
She buy a raincoat of her own
 
She was drenched on our walk home
By the torrent from the sky
And then, perhaps ironically
She left me… high and dry
 
The lesson couldn’t be more clear
But here it is, my friend
Buy at least two raincoats
When shopping at Land’s End

***This poem sponsored by Land’s End: a classic American lifestyle brand with a passion for quality, legendary service, and real value.***
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sharpening my nails on the cats' scratching post to show I'm not easily intimidated*
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never point out your flaws. Let them be discovered.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[Whispering] Do Androids Dream of Killing us in our Sleep?
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t go, summer! I’m sorry I said those things I said when it was hot.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bye-bye, dirt and grime!
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought it was candy, but it was soap. Tales from the craft fair. 
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hubba hubba.
A woman poses next to her prize-winning four-foot-long (schlong) zucchini.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, it was lentil stew. 🤗
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to brag, but I reached my fiber goal by lunchtime.
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Tom Compton @tomcomptonmusic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another Prime Day come and gone. I ask myself have I grown as a person? Perhaps it's too soon to evaluate.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put it on top of a cup of tea for a few minutes. Thank me later.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching pressure-washing videos soothes me.
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 08/10/2026
synchronized snacking
two sparrows snacking on peanuts side by side
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😀
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Well, whose fault is that?” I say, asking the person whose fault it is.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At tonight’s Cemetery Walk, only the mosquitoes were alive.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They are like modern day opera glasses. 😀
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is the deal with those glasses? You can only handle seeing the world through half rose-colored glasses?
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If we could provide Bluesky references, you’d be a shoo-in. ❤️
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My tires have always relied upon the air compressors of strangers.
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Lindsay Anne Black @linanneblack2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No one's been hiring me, so I enrolled in a certification programme for copyediting and proofreading. Access to the student portal opened up this morning, and I've already reported a broken hyperlink to the university, but apparently I still have to complete the course.
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Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha! They will ask you to teach the course!
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.
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