iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is your kitchen overrun with rats? Snails in your garden? Mice in your attic? Call us now! We want to see them

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cat just showed up with a toy that has been missing for weeks. Now I wonder where he's keeping his secret stash

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/09/2026

Car-Free Pike Place Market Pilot Deemed Too Successful to Continue: tinyurl.com/uund6kej

People and flowers take up space on street of Pike Place in front of the Public Market Center sign

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you ever forget what you were doing, try digging a little hole and sitting in it. Maybe that was the plan?

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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Trying to dig a hole in my soup but the hole keeps repairing itself somehow?

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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026

The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Over 18 they’re Michiganders, under 18 they’re Michigoslings

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026

If Mitch McConnell could talk, he would have recorded a video message by now.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My ideal sleep setup is one flatter pillow and one thicker pillow like they’re an old timey comedy duo.

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I just found out "summonsed" is a word and now I have to leave the English language

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Biblical Angles for Antler Gallery at Seattle Art Fair, Fri-Sun, July 24-26

Ceramic figurine sculpture with a cherub on the bottom and a mob of birds coming out of the head

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Carrying a little mouse in my jacket pocket and whispering to it like a spy talking into a hidden microphone

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you're not outraged, you should be

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Close your eyes and imagine the thing you want most in the world. Now imagine yourself achieving that thing. Now imagine a worm wearing a shoe. Now do a cartwheel.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Subscribing to the print version of the Onion was, and continues to be, a great decision. @theonion.com feel free to use this as a testimonial

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Reminder: If you're the kind of person who complains about how "divided" we are, but not the actual reasons for that division, you are always welcome to adopt someone else's better and smarter opinions in the name of unity. :)

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I've lived in Seattle 4 years and have met 3 dogs named Pickles

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Secretary Roadkill is literally trying to ban Prozac.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Looking to hire a very small person to ride around on my shoulder like a parrot. Or a very large person whose shoulder I can ride around on like a parrot. Or a very average sized person who can calm me down until I get over this whole parrot thing

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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Me, describing the cats: They are jerks and one of them pooped all over the floor. Him, not understanding the context: I told you not to listen to the news in the morning.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My latest newsletter is about how the media defines "political violence" as something that happens exclusively to politicians, and ignores its primary victims: everyone else.

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What's Political Violence?

When the media talks about political violence, they're only telling part of the story

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Lol folks on Seattle Now complaining about stores giving out grocery bags with no handles. Bring your own bags and you'll have the bags you like. It's easy. I just keep some stashed in my car and backpack. You can even get ones that pack up very small. So simple. Get it together, Seattle @kuow.org

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Time for my emotional support roasted potatoes

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Imagine being a Greenland shark. Deep under the ice, below any sight of the sun, you float almost motionless above the seabed. You do not know what is happening anywhere else in the world. You do not even know there is anywhere else in the world. This is the seven hundred years of your life.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/04/2026

Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Eddie at 2 months & current 6.5 months for #caturday

Left: tiny black cat sitting on top green and brown cat tower, text "2 months" Right much larger black cat on same cat tower, text "6.5 months"

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

“i will only participate if i can pre-determine the the thing will fix everything” is such a weird attitude

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Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

My cat just showed up with a mouse toy that had been missing for weeks. Confirmation that my cat has secrets 🔎

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

actually i did vote for more inflation, corruption, wars, and objectively evil activities. because, you see, i was under the impression that it was opposite day

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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

i am sensitive and yet also insane

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

in retrospect most of the country is a vampire squid relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded

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