Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like how it comes in a bucket. I guess rats need a large quantity of birth control 010
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is your kitchen overrun with rats? Snails in your garden? Mice in your attic? Call us now! We want to see them 010519
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cat just showed up with a toy that has been missing for weeks. Now I wonder where he's keeping his secret stash 000
Reposted by Debra BrozThe Needling @theneedling.com · 25/09/2026Car-Free Pike Place Market Pilot Deemed Too Successful to Continue: tinyurl.com/uund6kej 743590
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you ever forget what you were doing, try digging a little hole and sitting in it. Maybe that was the plan? 111726
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There was a very tiny but visible line of yellow paint showing in the corner of the gray wall and white ceiling at our rental. It's been bothering me for 3 years so I finally re-cut all the corners to eliminate the line and honestly I'm relieved. 000
Reposted by Debra BrozSam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug 14140723211
Reposted by Debra BrozMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos. 205113076
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Trying to dig a hole in my soup but the hole keeps repairing itself somehow? 68312
Reposted by Debra Brozmatthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition 6298461364
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is exactly what I was thinking 😂 it's been done! 0160
Reposted by Debra BrozBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Over 18 they’re Michiganders, under 18 they’re Michigoslings 02927282
Reposted by Debra BrozAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026If Mitch McConnell could talk, he would have recorded a video message by now. 794183122927
Reposted by Debra BrozRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use. 221174413960
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that 5357109
Reposted by Debra BrozJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My ideal sleep setup is one flatter pillow and one thicker pillow like they’re an old timey comedy duo. 2564819
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I just found out "summonsed" is a word and now I have to leave the English language 000
Reposted by Debra Brozlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite. 1456598
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Biblical Angles for Antler Gallery at Seattle Art Fair, Fri-Sun, July 24-26 002
Reposted by Debra Brozlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Carrying a little mouse in my jacket pocket and whispering to it like a spy talking into a hidden microphone 1321126
Reposted by Debra BrozInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you're not outraged, you should be 222118522419
Reposted by Debra BrozAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204035082
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Close your eyes and imagine the thing you want most in the world. Now imagine yourself achieving that thing. Now imagine a worm wearing a shoe. Now do a cartwheel. 714636
Reposted by Debra BrozBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead. 357145874845
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Subscribing to the print version of the Onion was, and continues to be, a great decision. @theonion.com feel free to use this as a testimonial 724610
Reposted by Debra BrozJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Reminder: If you're the kind of person who complains about how "divided" we are, but not the actual reasons for that division, you are always welcome to adopt someone else's better and smarter opinions in the name of unity. :) 324724
Reposted by Debra Brozalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb 161986508
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Lol this was me in 2020. Also congrats on your success! 🎉 010
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You can literally still watch for free now. On an antenna. Just like the old days 010
Reposted by Debra Brozlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles 18836176
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I've lived in Seattle 4 years and have met 3 dogs named Pickles 000
Reposted by Debra BrozBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Secretary Roadkill is literally trying to ban Prozac. 2954096913
Reposted by Debra Brozmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Looking to hire a very small person to ride around on my shoulder like a parrot. Or a very large person whose shoulder I can ride around on like a parrot. Or a very average sized person who can calm me down until I get over this whole parrot thing 210219
Reposted by Debra BrozAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Me, describing the cats: They are jerks and one of them pooped all over the floor. Him, not understanding the context: I told you not to listen to the news in the morning. 1047968
Reposted by Debra BrozKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all. 315121761945
Reposted by Debra BrozPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My latest newsletter is about how the media defines "political violence" as something that happens exclusively to politicians, and ignores its primary victims: everyone else.stringinamaze.netWhat's Political Violence?When the media talks about political violence, they're only telling part of the story 171820336
Reposted by Debra BrozYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026get out of my brain abby 422511
Debra Broz @zebrazorb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Lol folks on Seattle Now complaining about stores giving out grocery bags with no handles. Bring your own bags and you'll have the bags you like. It's easy. I just keep some stashed in my car and backpack. You can even get ones that pack up very small. So simple. Get it together, Seattle @kuow.org 000
Reposted by Debra BrozKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Time for my emotional support roasted potatoes 33100368