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[THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR] 📝 kind of a writer, I guess. working on TTRPGs at @torchrosegames.bsky.social

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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 08/10/2026
oh my god I found it
Emet-Selch: you're all primitive animals. just last week I watched a man fail to return his shopping cart to the corral. now, there is no punishment for not returning a shopping cart. it is done simply because it is the right thing to do. but that is too much to ask of a fracture. is that what we have been reduced to? squandered, sundered husks that cannot perform a simple duty to their society without threat of retribution? I wretch at what has become of all I have lost.
Alphinaud: And yet there are those before you who would return a shopping cart not their own!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if my kid ever said 'dad i want this thing because ted cruz said so' I'd destroy every tv and tablet and phone in my house and move the family to a cave in western Pennsylvania
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JPENG @kuihoihaiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#deadlock
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every woman should buy a gun and i'm not kidding
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An official Sonic the Hedgehog Brand Discord Server has gotta be a contender for Top 10 Worst Ideas in Human History.
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Arthur - He/Him :) Comms Open! 🏳️‍⚧️ @sunsupernova.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For the price of one headshot commission you can fund this idiot to learn to drive lol #commission #commissionsopen #kofi #vgencommissions vgen.co/Sun_Supernova ko-fi.com/sunsupernova...
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 30/09/2026
This isn't to say things aren't bad, but for a marginalised community where poor mental health is rampant it's so so important that we accurately assess threats and focus our energy on the fights that matter.
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Pinakin @pinakin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think the old Wendy’s social media manager feels like Oppenheimer rn
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just can't bear the like full minute of "coming up" that seems to precede every conversation hosted on youtube now. with the dumb intense music and out of context dramatic clips. it must end
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Arthur - He/Him :) Comms Open! 🏳️‍⚧️ @sunsupernova.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forgot to post anything about it but last Monday Akkala got married It was cause we both wanted the mount lol our characters are best friends :D
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/09/2026
Every time one of these stories comes out, it's shown that the parents were actually abusive. There is an asymmetry where the parents are given a platform by Christian nationalist orgs and Fox News while the state cannot discuss any details due to privacy. So the narrative is set by the parents.
Screenshot of a Fox News post on X reporting on a Massachusetts family whose daughter was placed in state custody over gender transition disputes, with an embedded Fox News broadcast segment titled "Gender Treatment Lawsuit."
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so sure...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/03/2025
9/11 has got to be the number 1 single most successful attack in all of human history. totally destroyed the psyche of the worlds most powerful empire and 2 decades later it throws away its own hegemony desperately clawing to regain the confidence it lost
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was just thinking earlier today how all the square enix domains look like phishing links and then i log in and see this message saying "don't click any suspicious links" followed by this tinyurl-ass domain
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the most important types of accounts you can follow is something I call "The Dipshit Barometer." If there is a fearmongering, apocalyptic take going around, check in on the dipshit barometer to see if they affirm it. If they do, you don't have to worry about it.
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The weeks after 9/11 were filled with unhinged Islamophobia and any claim that we were completely united explicitly places them on the outside of who you consider to be American
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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aoranPB @aoranpb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ravenous
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Kaban 🍬 @kabanbang.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten. #MetroidRavenous #Metroid #Samus
two drawings of samus aran with her glowing hand
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
they’re gonna have me lined up against the wall blindfolded and im still gonna say charlie squirt before they pull the trigger
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
searching on indeed for job titles like "gunslinger"
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Doesky @doesky8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
plushies
a stylized blender render of a girl holding a large quagsire plush!a stylized blender render of a boy holding a large sudowoodo plush!
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026
The “Cold” War was a global genocide in the name of capitalism and you should view the CIA as one of the main perpetrators of said genocide that killed 20 million around the world.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026
Who cares if an “activist” you like was involved with the CIA. Let people enjoy things! Manufacturing consent and racism don’t matter!
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 05/09/2026
the author isn't dead, she's using every dollar from the property to fund an enormous anti-trans project intended to literally torture trans people to destruction. pretending you can't see the direct consequences of your participation doesn't magically erase the harm, and it's not cute.
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