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Michael H. Weber

@mhweber.bsky.social
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screenwriter of your least favorite ex’s favorite movies m.imdb.com/name/nm2352210 reading, napping, kvetching… lifelong NYer with generational ❤️ for all things Philly

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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 15h
Paramount about to green-light the shit out of 6-7 [googles dumbest fucking Mattel toys nobody gives a damn about] movies
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 eps, Jan - Apr 1977
Art Carney in Lanigan’s Rabbi (NBC)
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Related: I will never get over the placement of the parentheses in the title Birdman, Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). That is real. It made it all the way to the poster. We all saw a movie called Birdman, Or.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't you guys just say you like Digger so he doesn't go back to running and motorcycle stunts?
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Standing up for Hurts is fine and good. But do it without being sexist / misogynistic. Sirianni is utterly incapable of not being an embarrassment.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they don't look ready to play so it that on the ceo coach or not? I still don't know what his responsibilities are.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve never felt more seen.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Sixers Media Day to all who celebrate!
Godner blessing us all
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
SNL: You Lika Da Juice Eh?
Alt: SNL: You Lika Da Juice Eh?
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s a Sukkot miracle!
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my excitement for this film has sextupled
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d love to see my favorite sports podcasts openly reject gambling sponsors.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hot take: there haven’t been 100 truly great TV shows this century
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan Fielder is finally giving us the full Keitel baby
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know the world only spins forward but this is news is wildly upsetting to me!
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JFC
Sirianni, Saquon, Dawkins, Dejean, BG and others promoting Life Surge
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Primetime is excellent. The best Pattinson performance by a country mile. Merritt Wever and Skyler Gisondo are superb as well.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is she referring to Paul Newman in Slap Shot?
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AMC Kips' Bay UNESCO World Heritage Site
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uber made NYC worse. I miss taxis.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I don't have time for this Christian nonsense." -- Shogun (2024)
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimately, the fact that Hasan is as dumb as a brick is all the reason Dem politicians need for keeping him at arm's length. Being dumb as a brick is also why it's silly to want a Joe Rogan of the left, because Joe Rogan's whole thing is being a credulous idiot, and that only works for the GOP.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 18/09/2026
Robert Kennedy Jr belongs in jail
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m reading this now and I can’t put it down. @itoromo.bsky.social is a helluva writer.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope so!
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the major awards shows should take place in a different city every year like the Super Bowl
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Objectively, this image -- with 6 of 8 characters smiling / laughing -- is the funniest thing about this show.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pets cannot “get autism”, vaccines don’t cause autism and if your pet did “get autism” how would that even pose problem?!?
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Truly wild today is 5 years since Norm passed away. Can’t wait for @classicshowbiz.bsky.social’s upcoming book about him.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ll save you the click: they want you to watch You, Me & Dupree 21 times.
wired.com
Marvel Has Assigned 42 Hours of Homework Before ‘Avengers: Doomsday’
The studio released an official catch-up list ahead of December’s release. We have easy links to watch every one of the movies so you can get up to speed.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It rules so hard that this has become an anthology series where every entry has a different oddball director getting to go hog wild
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll take the W. But paraphrasing Rick Pitino: Jason Kelce is not walking through that door. Brandon Brooks is not walking through that door, and Evan Mathis is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they're going to be gray and old.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sorry I can’t hang out tonight, the Russos gave me more homework
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fashion week is santacon for influencers
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can a reporter ask Fetterman if he’d be ok w his wife — who moved to the US undocumented — being stripped of her citizenship & deported?
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do most people know that Alexander Zverev, the mens #1 seed at the US Open, has been credibly accused of assaulting more than one of his ex-girlfriends?
sportingnews.com
Alexander Zverev allegations, explained: Why tennis star reached 'out-of-court settlement' in 2024 domestic violence trial | Sporting News
Tennis star Alexander Zverev reached an 'out-of-court settlement' in June 2024 following a trial in Germany for his domestic violence allegations.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fun fact!
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not really!
from April ‘26
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uber made NYC worse. I miss taxis.
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Missed opportunity to name this shuttlecraft Epicurus!
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
another way to suppress the vote is we all get listeria
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