Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahPatrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 7hSuddenly going to need to watch Invest 92L carefully- not good news for refiners near the Mississippi River 510820
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts, and pedophile said he still intends to win his election for Clerk and Comptroller after being arrested in August for molesting a male relative under the age of 5. He’s been endorsed by the GOP. amp.miamiherald.com/news/politic...amp.miamiherald.comPalm Beach GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse“I maintain my innocence and remain a candidate for Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller,” Mike Caruso, facing child sex abuse charges. 50530191877
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahDave Lee @davelee.me · 05/10/2026The horror stat remains true: The average American household is closer in net worth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk. 421375
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍 198140243411
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 711469152
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18hi feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed 2453655
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahjezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 23hindoor plumbing kicks so much ass. I love having running water whenever I want it 1493
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahThe French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 05/10/2026Today is Quintidi the 15th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate donkeys. #JacobinDay See today's page 39730
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 202809694
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahHaunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jubilee year but it's everyone forgiving me for not texting back and I get to start fresh 1473
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 05/10/2026nothing more american than this: Liar Says He Met God to Go On His Favorite TV Show wish they had a chyron at the bottom showing sports gambling odds 2528
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"do it right or don't do it at all" is a huge timesaver 19912
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 25967941067
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahbjörk 182 @readsettle.rs · 05/10/2026every streamer is a policy failure 28219
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fukuyama: the way to avoid this trap is for everyone to read my book, which is titled ironically (world follows basically exactly what he says) Everyone: haha your book title was wrong 132929
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahkilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101576170
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 163116772503
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found 310439
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahFeena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"gadgetreview.comTrump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than StonehengeArizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026. 8520011237
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close 12779116
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stellantis-made Euro passenger car son or lifetime warranty steel pepper mill daughter 91569
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Well he is, in most obvious ways, the British answer to Snoopy. No one disputes that. But I think it speaks to the fundamental dishonesty of a lot of people that we can’t acknowledge their differences. Because Snoopy despises his owner. But there’s nothing Gromit won’t sacrifice for his. 225130
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahThe Buckeye Flame @thebuckeyeflame.com · 04/10/2026Hey, did you know Ohio might have more LGBTQ+ adults than we thought? Like…by a lot?!? FOR THE FULL STORY: thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/10/04/h... 1195
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026unimogging some zoomers 3555
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026the bluesky experience 656369
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollah😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026just learned a new word today and man is this a good one 1271
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All you have to do is talk about these things and the public becomes politically inspired and active. It’s called leadership. That’s what you do instead of rushing to follow the polls and endorsing horrible shit while salivating over votes 540677
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 295124592457
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah that’s the good stuff 2002721529
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts, 1013145641
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollah👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 24/04/2026BLUEGRASS GANGNAM STYLE SLAPS (also i have no idea what this seeming variety show is in a set built to look like a greasy spoon?) 0123
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie up there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food 1401
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahGavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble. 301520290
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahjon christian @jonchristian.net · 03/10/2026Instagram running cutesy ads for a "pet incinerator" may well be the most cursed intersection imaginable of AI slop and Meta's abdication of even trying to moderate its platforms futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comWhy Is Instagram Running Ads for a "Pet Incinerator"?One Reddit user spotted an Aliexpress ad for a "pet incinerator" on Instagram, a macabre encounter that raises plenty of questions. 67123
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahWyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode 352162717
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahTyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions. 182012976
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahChuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tallahassee, and the south in general, are so art-averse so when I say that me engaging in the very normal art of photography in a neighborhood this morning was a spectacle, baby it was a ✨SPECTACLE✨ 1103
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing. 20822160
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761831682
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahspencer roberts 🦈 @unpopularscience.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The goliath grouper was nearly driven to extinction by fishing. A full ban in 1990 brought them back from the brink, but now their numbers are falling again — and Florida is raffling tickets to kill them. Join us in intervening against FWC’s twisted grouper hunt. fishdefender.org/GrouperGuardian 0115
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahParkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is insane. 1763637904
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026The kicker is *chef's kiss* 521449243
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Classic study: male beetles that have big weapons for fighting with other males have small genitals.pnas.orgEvolutionary trade-off between weapons and testes | PNASIt has long been recognized that male mating competition is responsible for the evolution of weaponry for mate acquisition. However, when females m... 26516
Reposted by Ayatollah Rock-and-rollahUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 892268388
![“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mencpxk4spd3xn3qotwkyyqf/bafkreia33tcihiyejau2ixybgiv7jkvehdllebx47swwbiuevu54p574ry)