Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnFossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 7hBe careful out there 341907417
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8hif you believe these guys can make software that's conscious you have to also believe they can make software that convincingly mimics consciousness. and here's where occam's razor comes into play, 49815
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolndrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/10/2026adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup 457177
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 19hThis bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it 484322682
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnthomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 13/10/2026*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain. 1874225
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnweird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 1340741136
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolneve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026when I adopt Scooby-Doo, the first thing I’ll do is get him into speech therapy 527019
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A+ Fresno State fan shot 212340291
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnbrother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good" 222288283
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam 1503111
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 275802966
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Rest in peace, habibi. 521413
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnBrynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend 2659169
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I built a PC in 2024, and every single component is more expensive now than it was then, even the discontinued ones. The RAM and SSD are in the ballpark of five times as expensive. If anything breaks I might actually cry. 030
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A co-worker told me just yesterday about his brother using an AI assistant to reserve a table for their combined birthday dinner last weekend, and they all arrived at the restaurant to discover it wasn't even open yet 040
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnKrinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens" 291397260
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104731655
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT: 242934704
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Look, I'm happy to be secretary and keep the most disconcertingly detailed records of who is cornholing whom, but please do not ask me to do math 020
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362715434
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnKavitha A. Davidson @kavithad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Giants just signed a backup quarterback and 1) I was not prepared for this to be his photo 2435546
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnRyan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025 🎃 135169997404
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The median voter absolutely loves a false economy, condolences pal 011
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Problem: I live in Canada and would prefer my keys were disconcertingly warm in the wintertime Solution: 0230
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem 26781109
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098532768
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can't really say more but my experience of military logistics is that all kinds of shit you wouldn't expect goes commercial, and sometimes has the kinds of adventures commercial freight does (eg, the Polish military moving landmines for Ukraine via rail and them ending up in an IKEA) 030
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A significant majority of all materiel moves by commercial freight because as good as the US military might be at logistics, UPS and FEDEX and so on are at least as good and cheaper and routinely go many, many, many more places than any military. This was the case before even Trump I too 210
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's incredible. He's so fucking stupid that I actually can't even start to express the sheer scope of how fucking stupid he is. First man to die of brain leaking out his ears stupid. Remember when that bitch stared straight at the sun stupid. Thought Vince McMahon actually died stupid! 020
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz 152275411
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shields and even actively rewards. Maj. Colin Powell whitewashed My Lai and look how far he went! 020
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026YO WHAT Star Trek Voyager’s Tom Paris is running as a Democrat for a County Council Seat in Utah’s Wasatch County www.parkrecord.com/2026/09/11/w...parkrecord.comWasatch County Council candidate Robert McNeill values transparency, accountability - Park RecordHeber City resident and hopeful political newcomer Robert Duncan McNeill is stepping in as the Democratic candidate for Wasatch County Council at-large Seat A. 1738394
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Grifting her way into a job that will require she not look at her phone for extended periods and she thus will despise and begrudge and resent, we'd love to see it 0140
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolnmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 ⚠ COMPULSORY NAP ZONE ⚠ MANDATORY DURATION: 1 MINUTE 320531
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anyone with an Acadian ancestor could plausibly apply for Canadian citizenship under recent legal changes, and once a critical mass of New Orleanians are Canadian citizens we do like Russia did in South Ossetia and Abkhazia. In and out in a week, home in time for Christmas 080
Reposted by Xtreme Abe Lincolncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 123145082811
Reposted by Xtreme Abe LincolnMB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it. 7172141581
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Definitely some combo of hype, market juicing, plain ol wishcasting and also legit religious prophesying. I think AI will have some real applications in eg bruteforcing math/engineering problems and affording smaller firms access to passable custom software, but it's not god and it's not worth $2tn 020
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have two quite conservative coworkers who I otherwise get on very well with, and I learn so many baffling new conspiracy theories and weird grievances every time politics comes up. It's a whole new world compared to the ones on here! 2211
Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Putin and Trump, the idiot strongmen who blundered into global decarbonization 0350
