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Xtreme Abe Lincoln

@xtremeabe.bsky.social
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Just some guy. Has seen DS9 too many times

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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth saying "good for them"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Saudi GP in 2022 was run under a plume of smoke from a nearby oil tank the Houthis blew up just before, so giving them another shot just feels like a feeding F1 drivers to the coyotes situation* *I am fine with this if it happens to Max
An image from the 2022 Saudi GP. in the immediate foreground is an orange McLaren livery F1 car traversing a chicane. In the immediate background is a modern apartment building. In the far background, rising from behind the apartment is a heavy plume of black smoke
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When you know that the decisions you have made in the previous 45 seconds will haunt you for the rest of your professional career and also whatever remains of your natural life
A still image of the USMNT's goaltender rueing his decision to not call in sick this morning
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Congrats to Tony Blair, somehow beating out the big man himself for dumbest fuckin thing said today
Guardian headline. Top: photo of tony blair. Main hed: tony blair tells starmer and rivals: abandon net Zero and move closer to trump. Subhead: in highly unusual intervention ex pm says his party's almost infinite capacitg for self delusion makes it likely to lose next election
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If these are the chats your sons are having about you, you may not be the best dad around
A text exchange, with the sender (me) saying "He said he had enough, then decided to call and yell at me some more, and now he's acting like the world is ending" and a response from my brother reading "yeah that's typical. Not worth engaging"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Boy dinner is duck ramen
A bowl of glistening broth, mounded with slices of duck, a fried egg, and sliced green onion
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A white baseball cap with black brim. It features large black block lettering which reads "if you're not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume you're drinking 13 beers against me"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Almost ready to start getting these bad boys outside, as long as we don't get any late May snowstorms up here
Morning glory and cucumber seedlings in cardboard cups and traysBasil and marjoram seedlings in plastic potsA collection of tomato seedlings in cardboard cups
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A meme reading "Really? Right in front of a my still living legendary facial reconstructionist Richard Neave?"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The naturalist on the 1910 British Antarctic Expedition was so appalled by penguin behaviour he ended one of his official log entries with a line that's been rattling around in my head for a minute
His full account of the incident in his notebook shocked him and forced him to conclude the entry with: 'There seems to be no crime too low for these Penguins'.
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Why are all of my screens now gorilla taped into their frames? Well,
A black and white tuxedo cat plays with a purple felt snake on a bed
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"5 canadian products" oh no
A still image from the Simpsons; Homer is weightless in space, eating potato chips that have been hastily edited to appear to be ketchup flavoured
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"5 canadian products" oh no
A still image from a Simpsons episode; Homer is weightless in space with, eating chips that have been hastily edited to appear to be ketchup flavoured
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Vroom vroom
A fan at the Japanese Grand Prix practice session, wearing a red Ferrari hard hat upon which is perched an excellent model of an F1 car rear wing
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The new toy enjoyer
A dog lays on the icy snow holding a blue stuffed octopus toy in his mouth
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A promotional image of a white Tesla car driving on a scenic Canadian Rockies road with a lake in the background. The image bears text above the car reading "swear to god if he talks about the divorce again we're going straight into the lake"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I am receiving word that Keir Starmer has inherited the touch of death from Liz Truss, that all he sets his sights upon turns to ash, that the ground grows barren beneath his booted feet, that all that is sweet and bright becomes as vinegar in his mouth, and we love that for him
A screenshot of a Guardian head and sub, reading Green party wins Gorton and Denton byelection in blow to Keir Starmer / Hannah Slencer elected as party's first MP in northern England, with labour comkng in third behind Reform / also featurjng a photograph of the winning candidate
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Canadiana, aw yeah
A 500ml container of Chapmans butter tart ice cream
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Thanks for more than a decade of love, little man. I'm glad you got to enjoy the false spring before you had to go. I love you, little bear
A grey-brown cat, sitting on a deck chair with the sun on his back licks his lips
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Me, a normal person seeing Odessa A'Zion for the first time: oh neat, I bet she chose that name to honour her Ukrainian Jewish ancestors The most insane person not currently temp-banned from Bluesky:
The red strings attached haphazardly to documents conspiracy meme
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Having a limited run beet and dill beer at my local microbrewery and god damn is this good
A branded pint glass of blood red beer with a Talking Dog Brewing logo on it
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Are you broke? Worse, are you stupidly culturally stubborn about being broke and making do even when you don't strictly have to? Well let me tell you about all the ways this can fuck your life up but also this one neat hack you can unlock by going Harrison Bergeron Mode for no good reason at all
A cropped screenshot of a dril tweet featuring the text "so, it;s impossible to say if it's bad or not,"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
English town names are unparalleled man
A screenshot of wikipedia, featuring a large tree and a caption reading "Parish Boundary Tree. The tree stands on the boundary between Clopton and Lilford-cum-Wigsthorpe."
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A screenshot of a film, in which a well dressed young man is gesturing angrily at three other well dressed young men and yelling [REDACTED]! [REDACTED]!
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
In installment 2 of "Cities Skylines is cheaper than scale modelling", I spent an hour or so turning a bare commercial roof into a little (emphasis little) penthouse with lawn and private entrance. Now selling, only $4.5 million!
A screenshot of the game Cities Skylines 2, showing a small wooden house on top of a building with a fenced in yard, hot tub, etc.A screenshot of Cities Skylines 2, showing the same building from street level and a small landscaped entry door tucked away
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A low-rent development on similarly challenging terrain
A series of screenshots of the game Cities Skylines 2 featuring a grey, prefab concrete low-rent development on a terraceAn alternate view of the terrace developmentA more comprehensive view of the development
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Been slowly building my first ever city in Cities Skylines 2, and although doing almost anything nice in this game is wildly frustrating it does scratch the itch I could otherwise only reach by spending my life savings at a hobby shop, so. Enjoy my attempts to carve rowhouses into a giant hill
A screenshot of cities skylines 2, looking up a steep road to rank after rank of rowhouses rising in the backgroundA number of rowhouses, each with distinctly fenced and detailed yards, because I am a foolThe full array of rowhouses, line after line rising along a hill, with about half being detailed
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm more of what you'd call an "ideas guy"
Marge Simpson in the "I just think they're neat" meme, except instead of a potato she is holding a jumble of badly photoshopped intercontinental ballistic missile systems
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Book your next vacation in scenic
An old, wooden grain elevator painted red with large white letters that spell the town name "NUT MOUNTAIN"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Who up artificially pollinating they indoor jalapeno plants
A pepper/capsicum plant with new leaves, flowers, and even some tiny fruit
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A screenshot which reads "Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states" beneath a post which reads "Big day for this guy's Dad"
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Xtreme Abe Lincoln @xtremeabe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The only thing British police love more than arresting retirees for holding the wrong sign is refusing to prosecute well-connected pedophiles
A headline/photo combo from British news outlet The Guardian, which features an image of close personal Epstein associate ex-Prince Andrew and the text "Met will not investigate claims against Andrew relating to Virginia Giuffre / Scotland Yard says it's sticking to earlier decision not to launch criminal inquiry into Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
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