eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the Nicole Kidman ad that AMC plays before every movie has gotten lots of attention... but can we give it up for Regal for a sec? they've stuck with the same rollercoaster intro idea for over 30 years. you gotta respect that. 110
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dream Interview Magazine celeb pairing: Tom Cruise and Nathan Fielder 3864
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so you’re a glowing orb that lives beneath my sushi? that don’t impress me much! 061
Reposted by eve peysermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026i have a crank opinion that i feel very deeply that lives in my heart and it’s that reserving the pasta water is a scam and doesn’t do shit and that it’s fake 3960617
Reposted by eve peyserone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362329
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FINAL ANSWER. (last pick is a documentary David Attenborough did about reptiles and amphibians, highly recommend) www.nytimes.com/interactive/... 060
Reposted by eve peyserthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/08/2025TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board 161076312
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Lynchian" doesn't always refer to David. Sometimes it's John Carroll. Other times it's Marshawn. 2121
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm gonna write a Jewish version of "The Chronicles of Narnia" where I find a wardrobe that transports me to a magical world but then it’s mostly my mom guilting me for moving so far away 041
Reposted by eve peyserwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm, 332908534
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today in Google Search Simply Does Not Work Anymore: weirdly claiming that various NFL players are primarily "internet personalities." Sad and annoying to see a formerly useful tool completely degrade because of AI folly. 030
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026calling someone a “weasel” is a beautiful compliment. have you seen those beautiful creatures? i wish i was one of them. 161
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026watching people in seahawks gear eat little caesar’s in a commercial, and i finally understand why representation matters 020
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 11/09/20265 years ago, for the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I went to Bar9Eleven in Fort Worth. I wrote about how and why we commodify tragedy, as well as my experiences as a third grader in New York City on 9/11 and grief. www.vice.com/en/article/a...vice.comA Night at the 9/11-Themed Bar and How America Turns Tragedy Into SalesBar9Eleven went viral for its 'tasteless' name. But U.S. companies—in films, soda displays, and flags—have been commodifying the attacks for 20 years. 221
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026getting to that part of my 30s where i’m realizing i’m extremely, deeply, truly not in my 20s anymore. 0112
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hozier: taaaaake meeeeee to chuuuuuuurch Me: not my really vibe! can we go to the movies instead? 170
Reposted by eve peyserKristy Puchko @kristypuchko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Legit might embroider “not everything needs to be a Netflix show” on a pillow 081
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i hate when they make sequels to romcoms. some stories are only supposed to last 90-120 minutes. not everything has to be a netflix show. 3431
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026AMC Kips Bay was always my favorite NYC movie theater and I'm genuinely so sad about this!!! Even though I used to work at Film Forum and I love the indie spots so much I always loved Kips Bay the most. RIP to a truly wonderful place. 000
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026me and my husband are about to make a new best friend 051
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i love dropping “whoever wins we lose” in casual conversation 1100
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026a high ponytail with one tendril of hair hanging over the right side of your face? underrated. 040
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my favorite thing about Jalen Hurts is that his name is also a sentence. 1150
Reposted by eve peyserCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 10/08/2026one of the best scenes in a fantastic film! 3122
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026so I watched National Treasure for the first time last night. incredible film. but why does nobody EVER talk about the random scene where Nic Cage and Diane Kruger go shopping at Urban Outfitters??? 170
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026my main takeaway from the first episode of Hard Knocks: I bet my job would be a lot more interesting if my coworkers and I regularly tackled each other 040
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I really hated the new Spider-Man movie and am fairly mystified by its insane popularity. letterboxd.com/evepeyser/fi... 131
Reposted by eve peyserPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145493383
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The Parent Trap but it’s me tricking the Coen brothers into getting back together because they *need* each other to make truly great movies 1182
Reposted by eve peyserBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love you too, Robocop 151694241
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026the best feeling in the world is when the dental hygienist giving you a cleaning tells you that you're taking perfect care of your teeth. 170
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026forever annoyed by the term “lived experience” … you don’t need to say “lived,” the word “experience” already implies that 070
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 01/08/2026you know what’s great? a sandwich FOR DINNER. they have been unfairly relegated to breakfast and lunch. 240
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 29/07/2026rewatched A Mighty Wind last night and I can't remember the last time I had so much fun watching a movie. Laughed so hard I full-on wept. letterboxd.com/evepeyser/fi...letterboxd.comA ★★★★½ review of A Mighty Wind (2003)I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a movie. When Fred Willard's character gives his first TOTALLY! FUCKING! INSANE! monologue, railing off all his catchphrases ("wha' happened;" claiming to be ... 020
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026just saw a butterfly flap its wings at least 100 times, effecting an uncountable number of things 3694
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026narratively, this isn’t working for me at all. doesn’t make sense. 120
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley sees all her failed clones except it’s Jar Jar Binks and his dying clone says “exsqueeze…me” 1261
Reposted by eve peyserPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/06/2026when people talk about how google isn't good any more, they are specifically talking about this former top search result for "stye" 41215
Reposted by eve peyserSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 19/07/2026Ballard is one of my favorite writers. Please enjoy Crash covers through the ages 619035
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I can’t imagine you people will ever forgive me for this but……. I sincerely apologize for not looking and sounding more like Jar Jar Binks. 050
Reposted by eve peyserhudson @knifedog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026do you think will smith is in a tragedy or a comedy 011
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026as it turns out, not quiero-ing taco bell just might've saved my life 020
eve peyser @evepeyser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I asked AI to show me what Adam Silver looks like with a suntan and AI said no 080
