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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 9h

Is the Fragrant Mary (TM) still alive?

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 9h

Oh that Archer news has cheered me up

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17h

Reflecting on seeing father this weekend. People say that you die a thousand times with dementia. I'm very much left with "it's not the despair, it's the hope" feelings. Hurt, betrayed, above all, exhausted.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 21h

Ah, Boxing Day

A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')

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Neil Corcoran @ncorc.bsky.social · 20h

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 20h

Leave aside the terrible ayeye poster for a moment: can you imagine the horror of accidentally ending up on this coach?

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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 23h

While people are discussing things that scared the shit out of them as little kids, Boom Radio are playing Mr Soft which I'm sure is nightmare fuel for some...

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Mr Soft's Bouncy World

Alt: Mr Soft's Bouncy World

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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am too goatsepilled for this world.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 23h

Just saw a thing with "10 Songs You Didn't Realize Were Diss Tracks" and 10 was How Do You Sleep by John Lennon. Oh yeah now you point it out

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Vera Fang @verafang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I once went to an open flat "event" in a block in Clerkenwell and the bedroom had a shower that was in the wardrobe. Mid-naughties trendy London was mad times.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think you'd find it hard to beat in terms of liminal bleakness. This is Edward Hopper. This is David Lynch.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ten years ago, Martin off of Homes Under the Hammer created this beautiful tableau

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Guy Bloux @guyroux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When Elon Musk has had an affair

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does a country like that have the *wiggle of eyebrows knowing you've caught someone in an impenetrably clever logic puzzle* Right To Exist?

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't know, what would you call a country that gives rights to some citizens but not others, and wants to readjust its borders to incorporate other countries. What might that be

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is the thing with everyone who has in good faith tried to use one of these useless pieces of shit to do a thing: THEY DON'T WANT TO DO THE THING. THEY WANT TO FORCE YOU TO DO A THING YOU DIDN'T WANT

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thoughts with Aljaz who'd booked a 7am tee down the golf club tomorrow

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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How bona to vada your dolly old eek!

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The Mysterious Bookshop @mysteriousbookshop.com · 04/10/2026

Dorothy Sayers’ motorcycle is up for auction: cars.bonhams.com/auction/3204...

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Made such a little go such a long way

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

She's got her own politics show now?

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think I can handle the illness and the confusion and the decline. It's his indifference.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Visiting father again

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It was that fat Tory business guy who said it but he's right: if you want people to walk, don't build paths, build benches

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Barista: *hands Ross a cup* Enjoy. Have a nice day. Ross Kemp: Why d'yousaythat? Do I have to have a nice day because it's my last day because you've just MURDERED ME WITH A COFFEE CUP?!????

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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This works best if there is someone actually trying to kill him, but is always foiled by the hilarious consequences of Ross' comical paranoia.

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Ian 'that fog that turns people inside out' Stewart @noodleian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Episode 1: Ross Kemp thinks his own reflection is killing him, with hilarious consequences. Guest Star Steve McFadden.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*Ross Kemp walks into KFC* KEMP: oh yeah you gave me the gravy yeah? murdering with gravy in plain sight?

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sitcom idea: Ross Kemp Thinks Everyone Is Killing Him

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The twinky guy with the Princess Diana wardrobe though

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Chris Etchingham @chrisetchingham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s a cesspit of an app but it can still provide the odd nugget

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If it's like the one time I did vodka redbull in the 90s, you're in trouble. Too stimmed to pass out through drink, I lay there with the room spinning end over end all night until it was time to get up. Have only had one redbull since and it gave me the shits during a 5 hour exam.

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just had a Radox speedball. Cocktail of the "zingy wakey wakey!" one and the "sleepy lavender pillow" one. Let's see what happens

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of the reasons I hate the death penalty is it makes people give all their concern and attention to the murdering piece of human shit instead of their victim

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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30th / October 1st

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

September 30th / October 1st

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026