Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A new low. Gower never wore a helmet with a grille as any fule no, PLUS he DIDN'T EVER LOOK LIKE THE BLOKE OUT OF WHITESNAKE 040
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Welcome aboard. The first rule of ADHD club is, er, I had the rules lost, yeah sure I read it of course I read it fuck fuck fuck it was HERE 270
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026CHESS. This is the sort of shitty checkmate with a fucking HORSE that used to happen to me all the time and now I can do it. I feel dirty for using the HORSE but still. 240
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026CHESS. Getting braver trying to counter attack. This fool allowed me to keep one of the stupid fucking HORSES on the board and I used it to win. Kill the horses. I can't emphasise this enough. 130
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Looking back, I realise now that my brain had spotted patterns that I didn't want to see, when I borrowed this book from the library a year and a half ago. I do recommend it. 040
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reflecting on seeing father this weekend. People say that you die a thousand times with dementia. I'm very much left with "it's not the despair, it's the hope" feelings. Hurt, betrayed, above all, exhausted. 070
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Leave aside the terrible ayeye poster for a moment: can you imagine the horror of accidentally ending up on this coach? 450
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ten years ago, Martin off of Homes Under the Hammer created this beautiful tableau 3103
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ah wonderful. Everyone lives in America, it's the only country on earth. This shit was one of the worst things about Twitter 040
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Father had a good week at hospital and now we've had worrying news 100
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"it's just that you've been here for four hours and we need to set up the bouncy castle for the Tots Soft Fun session now" 010
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Vasily Ivanchuk did the famous "I fucking hate chess meme" but he keeps going with this incredible "kind faced old grandpa hates the thing he has to do every day" energy. Wears a nice football shirt to cheer himself up. Loses. 110
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jacob Rees mogg is right, and any nation that aims to define itself by ethnicity (yes, including those ones) is a shithole 292
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CHESS. An appalling string of defeats, no good moves, then I pulled this one out of the bag. Queen sacrifice, lovely stuff. 020
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just a shitty bullet game, but: hang that in the fucking Louvre, lads 030
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CHESS. fucked this game right up as black but you always have to remember that everyone else has it in them too. From NOWHERE 120
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Father has been in hospital for five days now. Nothing we can do except wait and worry and be sad and cry a lot. 470
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's been a shitty, shitty, shitty week but I have the best ever people around me and I can cope with everything that life throws at me. We go again. 1110
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026CHESS. I have to explain to you that I hate this game. And yet. My first ever successful queen sacrifice followed by an 11-move win when this Trumpton messed it right up. 020
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Will be in hospital for a few days. He's playing it down of course. 140
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw this on BBC sport and it's stinking the place out like fish in a workplace microwave. This reeks of A.I. (or shit writing) 020
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026CHESS. I have somehow hit a hot streak. Is my positional play good? No. Do I keep blundering pieces? Yes. Can I stay alive long enough so they fuck it right up themselves? That's the one 030
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CHESS. I don't think this is a "brilliant" move, quite logical, but I will take the nice turquoise colour as my reward for being a good boy 000
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CHESS. I'm becoming more confident to win games thanks to doing a shit load of puzzles so I can spot mating patterns. The shitty little bastard knight can't save you now, son 010
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CHESS. Hikarubot keeps telling me to stop moving pawns, so I did. Lovely stuff. I have no idea if I'm doing well or not. I think it's solid progress for three months though from a virtual beginner 000
Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026CHESS. I am dismayed by doing 91.1 games then losing to some piece of shit called ihatewomen29393842 in one of the rectangle states. However, this shitty, hateful, infuriating game gives you breadcrumbs e.g. this is the most beautiful checkmate I've ever done. Look at that. Woof. 130