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@xtasbe.bsky.social
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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/po…

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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Enfys
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A new low. Gower never wore a helmet with a grille as any fule no, PLUS he DIDN'T EVER LOOK LIKE THE BLOKE OUT OF WHITESNAKE
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welcome aboard. The first rule of ADHD club is, er, I had the rules lost, yeah sure I read it of course I read it fuck fuck fuck it was HERE
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CHESS. This is the sort of shitty checkmate with a fucking HORSE that used to happen to me all the time and now I can do it. I feel dirty for using the HORSE but still.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CHESS. Getting braver trying to counter attack. This fool allowed me to keep one of the stupid fucking HORSES on the board and I used it to win. Kill the horses. I can't emphasise this enough.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking back, I realise now that my brain had spotted patterns that I didn't want to see, when I borrowed this book from the library a year and a half ago. I do recommend it.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reflecting on seeing father this weekend. People say that you die a thousand times with dementia. I'm very much left with "it's not the despair, it's the hope" feelings. Hurt, betrayed, above all, exhausted.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leave aside the terrible ayeye poster for a moment: can you imagine the horror of accidentally ending up on this coach?
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ten years ago, Martin off of Homes Under the Hammer created this beautiful tableau
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made such a little go such a long way
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She's got her own politics show now?
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Visiting father again
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th / October 1st
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah wonderful. Everyone lives in America, it's the only country on earth. This shit was one of the worst things about Twitter
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know Janice is being a cunt working out well for you
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Father had a good week at hospital and now we've had worrying news
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City guilty is it
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"it's just that you've been here for four hours and we need to set up the bouncy castle for the Tots Soft Fun session now"
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give this guy a sitcom. I love him.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vasily Ivanchuk did the famous "I fucking hate chess meme" but he keeps going with this incredible "kind faced old grandpa hates the thing he has to do every day" energy. Wears a nice football shirt to cheer himself up. Loses.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacob Rees mogg is right, and any nation that aims to define itself by ethnicity (yes, including those ones) is a shithole
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CHESS. An appalling string of defeats, no good moves, then I pulled this one out of the bag. Queen sacrifice, lovely stuff.
...Qe2 forces kg1 then Qe1!! Rxe1 Rxe1#
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a shitty bullet game, but: hang that in the fucking Louvre, lads
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Controversial but
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CHESS. fucked this game right up as black but you always have to remember that everyone else has it in them too. From NOWHERE
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Father has been in hospital for five days now. Nothing we can do except wait and worry and be sad and cry a lot.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, Reform are even whiter than Plaid
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's been a shitty, shitty, shitty week but I have the best ever people around me and I can cope with everything that life throws at me. We go again.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I wish I could offer you a can but I only brought six"
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"my partner and I are having a baby"
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Family
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Father is still in hospital. Going to see him tomorrow
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CHESS. I have to explain to you that I hate this game. And yet. My first ever successful queen sacrifice followed by an 11-move win when this Trumpton messed it right up.
...Qxf3!! followed by g2xf3 e2e1Q+ Qxe1 Re8xe1+ Kg2 and we're home and dry
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will be in hospital for a few days. He's playing it down of course.
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw this on BBC sport and it's stinking the place out like fish in a workplace microwave. This reeks of A.I. (or shit writing)
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Father has "had a fall".
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CHESS. I have somehow hit a hot streak. Is my positional play good? No. Do I keep blundering pieces? Yes. Can I stay alive long enough so they fuck it right up themselves? That's the one
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CHESS. I don't think this is a "brilliant" move, quite logical, but I will take the nice turquoise colour as my reward for being a good boy
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CHESS. I'm becoming more confident to win games thanks to doing a shit load of puzzles so I can spot mating patterns. The shitty little bastard knight can't save you now, son
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Chucking A Knife At A Calendar Day to all who celebrate
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CHESS. Hikarubot keeps telling me to stop moving pawns, so I did. Lovely stuff. I have no idea if I'm doing well or not. I think it's solid progress for three months though from a virtual beginner
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bit leaky at the back
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Football today
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CHESS. I am dismayed by doing 91.1 games then losing to some piece of shit called ihatewomen29393842 in one of the rectangle states. However, this shitty, hateful, infuriating game gives you breadcrumbs e.g. this is the most beautiful checkmate I've ever done. Look at that. Woof.
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