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Woy @woy.lol · 31/08/2026
Hey what about Major Kong?
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Woy @woy.lol · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?
A photo of one dumbass senator aggressively confronting a respected prosecutor with completely wrong “evidence.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/10/2026
[checks Penguins score]
A photo of Red Carpet Taylor Swift being shown a phone and she’s pretty damn stunned.
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/10/2026
When everyone talks about how amazing CMU is, I am reminded of the time when a professor approached me at an event and encouraged me to go for a graduate degree there because "we need more white students."
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/10/2026
sure let’s build a $2 billion campus in a place that’ll likely be underwater within the next century
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no
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Woy @woy.lol · 28/09/2026
May we all get to be as high as Madonna one day
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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 16/10/2023
Cats block your keyboard because they know that the concept of work is bad
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Woy @woy.lol · 25/09/2026
ok bud
imagine the biggest toolbox of an adult man
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Woy @woy.lol · 24/09/2026
Cut the Katherine Hepburn bullshit, Susan Collins
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Woy @woy.lol · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a hobbit
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Woy @woy.lol · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft is the worst owner in the history of the NFL. Full stop.
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Woy @woy.lol · 08/09/2026
A24 wasted no time in turning around a Backrooms sequel youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI?...
youtu.be
You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Woy @woy.lol · 02/09/2026
I am definitely not in the target demographic of FX’s Adults but my god is it a hilarious and delightful show.
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megan farokhmanesh @megannicolett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i cut my scrolling/screentime massively this year and started reading more books and the amount it's helped my focus, burnout, and mental health has been significant defector.com/what-do-book...
Jazzi McGilbert owns Reparations Club in Los Angeles, which opened shortly before the pandemic and has since become one of the most beloved black-owned bookstores in the country. She identified a number of causes for the reading crisis that you won’t find in the pieces of the post-literate prognosticators. “I agree there is a literacy crisis in this country, and it’s important to acknowledge that plainly," she said. "It's not just ‘brain rot,’ it’s the intentional, predictable result of decades of divestment in public education, libraries, class warfare, attacks on books in general, overworked and under-resourced parents, and an attention economy incentivizing us all to keep consuming without thinking.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 31/08/2026
Hey what about Major Kong?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Virginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve read quite a bit of history on the Johnstown Flood of 1889 and despite countless first-person recollections of what it was like, I had a hard time picturing such a towering, sweeping wall of water. Videos out of Nepal show what it must have looked like. Horrifying then and horrifying now.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton
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megan farokhmanesh @megannicolett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
in honor of tim curry Consider watching his best performance as an uncomfortably hot satan in ridley scott’s 1985 classic Legend
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Woy @woy.lol · 27/08/2026
When I dip into LinkedIn every few months (masochistic), I am reminded why I’m grateful to no longer be a part of the local EcoDev / Entrepreneurial community.
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Woy @woy.lol · 25/08/2026
9 to 5 was a delightful film that I saw in the theater with my mother. An underrated movie where Dolly was just a real treasure.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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Woy @woy.lol · 19/09/2024
same
Moo Deng, the incredible baby hippo, is looking into the camera slightly blurry while screaming.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 21/08/2026
Now this is a security professional who loves a bottled beverage
Experience

Tropicana Brands Group
Full-time • 4 yrs 4 mos
Dallas, Texas, United States
CISO & CTO
Nov 2022 - Present • 3 yrs 10 mos
Chief Information Security Officer
May 2022 - Present • 4 yrs 4 mos
Hybrid

Director, Cyber Security Operations
Keurig Dr Pepper Inc. • Full-time
Jul 2018 - May 2022 • 3 yrs 11 mos
Plano, Texas

Dr Pepper Snapple Group
10 yrs 3 mos
Director, IT Security & Compliance
Aug 2009 - Jul 2018 • 9 yrs
Manager, IT Compliance
May 2008 - Aug 2009 • 1 yr 4 mos
Cadbury Schweppes
Cadburys Schweppes PLC
4yrs 8 mos
Manager, IT Compliance - Americas
Jan 2006 - Apr 2008 • 2 yrs 4 mos
Manager, IT Audit - Americas
Apr 2005 - Dec 2005 • 9 mos
Senior IT Auditor
Sep 2003 - Apr 2005 • 1yr 8 mos
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Virginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pittsburgh weather really will tear you all the way down just to build you back up before the day is out. 
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
“Between Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Odyssey, The End Of Oak Street, and the upcoming Verity, not to mention the whole other slate of projects she has in preproduction, we estimate that Anne Hathaway films currently account for a staggering 63% of all U.S. exports,” said Jason Nadu
theonion.com
Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway
NEW YORK—Calling the current rate of theatrical releases starring the actress “unsustainable,” top analysts warned Wednesday that the U.S. economy was becoming overly dependent on Anne Hathaway. “Betw...
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Woy @woy.lol · 18/08/2026
this seems familiar
An image of Dr. Doom - a manin a metal suit with a green cloak holding a video tape and exclaiming:

I SHALL SEND THIS SPECIALLY-PREPARED TAPE TO WASHINGTON, OUTLINING MY DEMANDS!
ACTUALLY, MY TERMS ARE MODEST FOR ONE AS POWERFUL AS I! ALL I INSIST UPON IS A POST IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET! IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT A MAN OF MY ABILITY HAVE AT LEAST CABINET RANK IN
THE GOVERNMENT!
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spooky mandy 👻 @beepbeepamanda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
YIKES
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Geoff Barnes @texburgher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
DO THE MATH
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Woy @woy.lol · 11/08/2026
If I was using this like I used Twitter in the old days, this feature is fire.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
taking of the Pelham 1 2 3… what a film. seeing Walter Mattheu reminds me that we need more leading men who look like basset hounds
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Woy @woy.lol · 06/08/2026
oh god not Beldar
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Woy @woy.lol · 05/08/2026
Goodness @amybrown.xyz is an entertaining writer www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/the-villain-...
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor
“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 31/07/2026
All LinkedIn posts are AI slop. Even the human ones.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
At what depth do you think a merperson implodes
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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You can pry my "no worries if not!" from my cold, dead, extremely-anxious-about-being-perceived-as-a-burden hands.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak
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Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What’s your favourite kind of pillow for screaming into
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Woy @woy.lol · 22/07/2026
Thank you @jay.bsky.team and @rose.bsky.team for entertaining my early adopter FOMO
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Woy @woy.lol · 15/07/2026
Messi you ancient dick
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Woy @woy.lol · 14/07/2026
They will talk about Miller’s baldness for generations.
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