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Non sequitur, my facts are uncoordinated.

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Woy @woy.lol · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?
A photo of one dumbass senator aggressively confronting a respected prosecutor with completely wrong “evidence.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/10/2026
[checks Penguins score]
A photo of Red Carpet Taylor Swift being shown a phone and she’s pretty damn stunned.
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Woy @woy.lol · 25/09/2026
ok bud
imagine the biggest toolbox of an adult man
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Woy @woy.lol · 18/08/2026
this seems familiar
An image of Dr. Doom - a manin a metal suit with a green cloak holding a video tape and exclaiming:

I SHALL SEND THIS SPECIALLY-PREPARED TAPE TO WASHINGTON, OUTLINING MY DEMANDS!
ACTUALLY, MY TERMS ARE MODEST FOR ONE AS POWERFUL AS I! ALL I INSIST UPON IS A POST IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET! IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT A MAN OF MY ABILITY HAVE AT LEAST CABINET RANK IN
THE GOVERNMENT!
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Woy @woy.lol · 03/08/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 28/07/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 26/07/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 23/07/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 14/07/2026
A bag of Munchos potato chips
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Woy @woy.lol · 22/05/2026
One of the best birthday gifts I’ve received was a surprise trip to see Stephen Colbert. Funny. Smart. Empathetic. A true showman and good human. Carry on, young man.
A marquee saying Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Woy @woy.lol · 14/05/2026
"Show me the most un-intimidating image ever made."
A billboard advertising the Morgan and Morgan law firm with an old man holding his fist up with a face that attempts to be intimidating but just looks like he blew out his Depends.
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Woy @woy.lol · 11/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
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Woy @woy.lol · 10/05/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 30/04/2026
i mean they might as well get it ready anyway
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Woy @woy.lol · 26/04/2026
DINNER IS ALIVE
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Woy @woy.lol · 25/04/2026
great stat
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Woy @woy.lol · 18/04/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 11/04/2026
still thinking about this sign from NYC
A giant yellow sign on a building that says SANDWICHES with a large arrow, both in black text.
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Woy @woy.lol · 10/04/2026
me reading anything these days
A detailed architectural relief sculpture in Art Deco style on a building facade features a man with a stylized, faceted grey and gold headdress, an open-mouthed expression, and hands up.
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Woy @woy.lol · 03/04/2026
oh my god
A stop frame from the Artemis video live feed which shows the Earth from a distance of over 80k miles, showing some land and mostly ocean.
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/04/2026
An image from the launch center in the movie The Right Stuff where one of the controllers says “Let’s light this candle.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/04/2026
thicc
a schematic showing the amount of fuel that has been loaded onto the Artemis II SLS rocket - almost a three quarters of a million gallons.
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Woy @woy.lol · 31/03/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 08/03/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 06/03/2026
OMG! www.hackster.io/news/the-m2x...
An image of a giant lego computer with a functioning PC inside.
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Woy @woy.lol · 15/02/2026
just one
A banner that says The Home of the Golden Tornado
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Woy @woy.lol · 09/02/2026
I’m guessing this is going to stay this way for a while
No drafts yet
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Woy @woy.lol · 03/02/2026
Picked the perfect time to screenshot this
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/02/2026
this is who runs this account
A photo of a young child with almost white blond hair wearing a plaid jacket and a white turtleneck for a school photo. He looks like he should be at the Reagle Beagle.
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Woy @woy.lol · 29/01/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 23/01/2026
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Woy @woy.lol · 22/01/2026
preparing for the winter storm
A still shot from the movie Michael Clayton where there is an image of Tom Wilkinson smiling with a massive bag of baguettes.
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Woy @woy.lol · 21/01/2026
“See yinz soon.”
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Woy @woy.lol · 18/01/2026
Bob Kraft the most corrupt owner in the NFL looking great as always
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Woy @woy.lol · 13/01/2026
now rill shiny
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Woy @woy.lol · 13/01/2026
Rill big tahwel was aht
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Woy @woy.lol · 10/01/2026
Stranger Things 5: The Finale 2025
Watched 03 Jan 2026
so.. did they blow up all those pregnant ladies?
4,786 likes
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Woy @woy.lol · 01/01/2026
A photo of a Labrador retriever on a security pass for the Rose Bowl with text: 
PETER HERBSTREIT
SENIOR DIRECTOR OF SNUGGLES
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Woy @woy.lol · 28/12/2025
Only in America would a collegiate cougar mascot pull the lever on a giant novelty toaster to cook anthropomorphic Pop-Tarts
The American Dream: three googley-eyed anthropomorphic Pop-Tarts waiting to descend to their deaths
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Woy @woy.lol · 27/12/2025
Happy Pop Tarts Bowl Day for those that celebrate
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Woy @woy.lol · 25/12/2025
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Woy @woy.lol · 24/12/2025
'Tis the season
A photo of a very busy cheese counter in Pittsburgh's Strip. Penn Mac!
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Woy @woy.lol · 24/12/2025
THE PEOPLE’S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
THE PEOPLE'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
DECEMBER 27, 2025 | 3:30 P.M. | ABC

Pop-Tarts Bowl
Welcome to The Tart.
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Woy @woy.lol · 23/12/2025
Get someone that looks at you the way that Chris Evans looks at millions of dollars to reprise a role
A photo of a man, Chris Evans / Steve Rogers, looking with warmth and joy at something out of frame.
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Woy @woy.lol · 23/12/2025
A gigantic headed quarterback with a sad pouting lip after he throws a pick-6 and loses the game.
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Woy @woy.lol · 17/12/2025
An older woman that looks like she's in a hostage video, but is actually the Chief of Staff for the White House.
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Woy @woy.lol · 16/12/2025
New favorite sticker
A photo of a sticker depicting a dumpster fire with text over it: THiS LITTLE LiGHT OF MINE I'M GOING TO LET IT SHiNE
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Woy @woy.lol · 13/12/2025
Werner you lunatic
An image of an old man smiling proudly at his animatronic musical beavers.
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Woy @woy.lol · 09/12/2025
Altman is so fucking insufferable
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JAY PETERS 26 MINUTES AGO
Sam Altman, on Jimmy Fallon: "I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT," he said. While he does acknowledge that
"clearly, people did it for a long time," he says that he has "relied on it so much."
Most of the interview was pretty boring, but the parents in The Verge's Slack have been talking a lot about that.
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