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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is a "gentle yoga for seniors, with modifications" kind of day.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Honestly I need Fat Bear Month, a week is not enough in These Times

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I cannot believe we have to deal with both door to door salesman and AI slop in the same era. It's like learning Herbert Hoover and Keanu Reeves were alive at the same time.

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't want men to protect me. I want them to stop protecting each other.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Poll: What instrument would be the most difficult to be around a brand new student learning it?

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026

"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f

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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Catholic Boomers: please lord, take me home. I am ready. End my suffering. Take me to heaven, I am weary of this world. Also Catholic Boomers: Goes in for a third pacemaker replacement.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So don’t forget doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever done right things

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Wile E. Coyote trying to catch some Pitt students with a bottle of antibiotics under a box, propped up by a stick.

A cardboard sign with black marker writing taped to a pole. It says "Free Clinic" and looks very suspicious

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He probably thinks I'm reacting for effect, but no, I am genuinely startled every time my son pops up with a screech from the place I saw him hide 13 seconds ago.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I miss when journalism wasn't just reprinting the press release talking points verbatim. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but he is obviously lying.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sometimes I am the most tired on days I got a full night's sleep, like the jig is up and my body realizes it's always supposed to be like that.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

To honor Dolly, Keanu Reeves should finally release the photos of him wearing her iconic Playboy Bunny outfit (which his mom designed). We need that smile.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should make dental chews for toddlers, not just dogs.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My son, when I tell him no, slightly louder than I usually talk:

Timothy Chalamet, playing Paul Atreides in Dune, saying "how dare you use the voice on me?"

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The coroner also would like to note that a man pulled from a car accident by the jaws of life died from massive internal bleeding, *not* the car crash.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ah yes, the super common "death by ruptured spleen" in infants. Nothing to see here, definitely just a coincidence that the baby had measles, which causes inflammation and damage to the...what's that now? The spleen?!

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“We are simply not zoned for a house built on chicken legs.” By @lizlabz.bsky.social Full piece: www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-home-own...

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Ms. Rachel probably has inverse Dolly Parton anonymity where if she goes out with her hair down, a dab of makeup and....pretty much any outfit other than overalls and she's completely invisible to most fans. Genius.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Us: Designers, can't you please make a formal, high fashion shoe that isn't a high heel? Chanel: Heard! We got you. Like this? Us: No...not like that

Photo collage of Margaret Qualley in formal dress. The focus is on her shoes, which are "barefoot sandals" by Chanel, where there is only a heel cup and no shoe sole. Half of her foot is bare against the ground.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Armageddon II: The space drillers must testify before Congress because half of the population has decided the asteroid was a hoax since it didn't hit earth after all.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Over the last decade or so, I've worked to stop having parasocial relationships with politicians, because it invariably leads to either disappointment or a lack of accountability (or both). They are public servants, not rockstars and definitely not my friends. Then Zohran Mamdani comes along....

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Anime Love: Girl with Heart Eyes

Alt: Sailor Moon with Heart Eyes

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WESA @wesa.fm · 18/08/2026

Resolve Crisis Services offers several options for people experiencing a mental health crisis in Allegheny County, including telephone support, a walk-in center and a mobile crisis service that can respond in the community.

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'Still Here': Pittsburgh group builds community for people who have considered suicide

“People will connect in the group conversation like, ‘I heard you say that, and I feel the same way. And this is how I get through it,’” recalled Jeremy Carter, founder of Pittsburgh nonprofit Still H...

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Setting a calendar reminder for 2031 to campaign against a shitty local judge getting reelected.

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Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸 @jennifer.holz.gay · 11/08/2026

uhhh whichever plane seat #6 is on is probably not making it to its destination…

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Post you from a different era. "I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan." (I was never dancing the white swan lol)

The author as a tween posing for ballet portraits in a white tutu and pointe shoes

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If Twilight were written today, it would be set in a suburb of Pittsburgh. This is the skin of a Stiller, Bella.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There is zero defensible reason for fireworks to be going off in fucking August unless *It* Happened, in which case, bang on.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No one can write funnier or more satirical paint color names than the actual Sherwin Williams employee who came up with Functional Gray, Accessible Beige, and Sensible Hue.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"If my wife were afraid of me but legally obligated to have regular contact, would she try to placate me for her own safety and that of our kid?"

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Really excited to see what's next for the future of "ChatGPT Give Me a List of Possible Names for a Theater Located In Pittsburgh" Theater

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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Regular reminder that no one cares if you think someone is a good or bad actor when the subject is "this actor rapes teenagers"

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You can pry my "no worries if not!" from my cold, dead, extremely-anxious-about-being-perceived-as-a-burden hands.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You're not separating the art and the artist if you're actively giving the artist money.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I aspire to the optimism of people who post fast fashion pieces on thrifting sites for their original full price or higher.

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just downed an unfrozen Pedialyte Popsicle like it was a test tube shot.

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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

..there's something I have to tell you

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Putting these in my special icebox for a special breakfast!

Photo of plums in a grocery story with a sign labeling them SPECIAL Plums

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

People who use Outlook for work - does your version have a company wide address book that includes all employees? If so, does it show their reporting hierarchy if you open their profile?

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Mothma'am @cryptidbarbie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

We should be living in a world where we are done casting scuzz like Johnny Depp & Jared Leto in things

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Loot drop after defeating me: *Tin of loose ibuprofen and other miscellaneous OTC pills *Fantasy novel *Parasol *Coins from several countries we are not in *Hair ties *Aquaphor

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What is the Pittsburgh goss that goes on in this group chat?!?! #nebby

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lizlabz.bsky.social @lizlabz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A tweed flatcap is the anti-fedora.

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