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HalloWitney Seibold

@witneyseibold.bsky.social
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Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, Umbrella Entertainment, Shout! and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved. He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Congrats to incoming White House press secretary Tilly Norwood
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2h
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Gunhed Candy 🎃 @gunhedcandy.bsky.social · 2h
Be a man, a mystery man or woman #halloween
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 5h
But to want flying cars or jetpacks or cybernetics is not embarrassing on its own. It's the fact that a class of people controls this shit who are disgusting people who like slavery and don't actually want humanity to continue. But I am adamantly TRON-pilled. That is not infantile.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 5h
Hollowed out an onion, dropped in a dried cicada, and filled the rest with Malört, added a dash of absinthe. Salted the rim with beach sand. 2/10. Not a good drink.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14h
Time for some horror movies. youtu.be/XjGr21GvLww?...
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"Horror Movies" - Dickie Goodman
YouTube video by theseeker8
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The new STREET FIGHTER movie claims “What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes came out in the mid-1980s and then, minutes later, claims Taco Bell served gorditas in 1993.
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
In the Dutch tulip fields, Monet was astonished by the colors. “I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
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B. Eleanor Grey @bluegreycloset.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
An Elephant Sitting Still for Tax Purposes Christ Stopped at Eboli for Tax Purposes This Is Not a Film for Tax Purposes
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Koyaanisqatsi for Tax Purposes.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Wildwood" is so visually astonishing, so textured and alive, that it made old fantasy cliches feel new again. It is free of Harry Potter-style YA self-grandeur, tiresome Peter Jackson LOTR portent, and insufferable Dinsey hyperkinetic cheekiness. One of the year's best.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That, and they still had "Murder House Flip."
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/10/2026
turns out the problem with Quibi was it had far too much respect for its audience www.reuters.com/business/med...
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Microdramas boom in a shrinking Hollywood as studios chase a TikTok audience
When Craig Williams opened his production facility in downtown Los Angeles two years ago, he thought he would rent out the converted furniture warehouse for the occasional music video to sustain his f...
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
just finished watching Murnau's 1926 "Faust" and these visuals.. are you kiddin me??
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Holy shit ASOS released an adaptive clothing line specifically for people with disabilities?!?!!! Magnets instead of buttons, special pockets and holes to hold wearable medical devices that have tubes, and zippers to make them more comfortable for wheelchair users. www.asos.com/women/fashio...
A woman in a wheelchair with a brown suit that has zippers on the leg openings A woman in a wheelchair with a grey marbled dress
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Call it HBOobs.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They should make an HBO streaming service of all their '80s and '90s shows with boobs in 'em.
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RogerEbert.com @ebertvoices.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“In a world where ... what queer culture is allowed to exist [is] confined to homonormative models ... watching a Bruce LaBruce film feels like a splash of water to the face." @clintworthing.bsky.social recaps his time at the weekend-long Bruce LaBruce retrospective:
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The Revolution Is My Boyfriend: On the Queercore Provocations of Bruce LaBruce
A look back on Facets Chicago's three-day retrospective on the queercore filmmaker's works to date.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When he finally does die (this week, I trust), I hope it's really embarrassing.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I Want a New Busters. youtu.be/JKWW5-jr5Y0?...
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Mashup: I Want A New Drug vs. Ghostbusters
YouTube video by Alex Arrowsmith
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I imagine the Enterprise-D always smells like new car.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I imagine the Enterprise-D always smells like new car.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know one smokes in the future, but for some reason, Kirk's Enterprise smells like nothing but cigarettes.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Enterprise NX-01 has a lingering, faint old-tire smell. After a year in space, everything smelled aggressively like armpit.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Voyager smells like A/C freon.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ops on Deep Space Nine smells like burning circuitry, while the Promenade smells like a mix of Sbarro, Panda Express, and lingering cigarette smoke.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is it time for me to dust off my Quibi t-shirt yet?
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Electric Boogaloo" was legally replaced by "The Desolation of Smaug" about a decade ago.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Somehow, scabies feel good in a place like this.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Steppenwolf Onlyfans.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't you have to, like, play a lot of non-customized games before you even know what your preferences are?
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hm...
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨 Writer / journalism folks, please share: Slate is hiring a staff writer jobs.lever.co/slate/61b849...
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Slate - Staff Writer
Slate is hiring a staff writer whose work will move across the magazine, with a home in the life section. We’re looking for a driven, creative reporter who finds unique ways to approach tricky questio...
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's Ecco the Dolphin.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pain is just coffee leaving the body, or however that goes.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Runs to Kalshi
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I look at pieces like this and wonder why I'm not working at the trades, writing better reviews and op-eds.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's okay. Clouds are assholes.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I read recently that the prolonged rehashing of 1980s kid media is now called "courting the grandpa market," and, yeah. Gen-Alpha doesn't give a shit about Transformers, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, He-Man, Star Wars. Those movies are for 58-year-olds.
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ginger @gingerest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when an eel bites your DICK and the pain makes you SICK that's a MORAY
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I CAN'T WAIT FOR BATMAN VS. STAR TREK.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 06,1944
P1- SLUGGO SEES NANCY STANDING ON THE CORNER AND SHE IS HOLDING A STICK UP IN THE AIR
SLUGGO: WHATCHA DOIN’ NANCY?
NANCY:I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER PAINTING 
P2- NANCY: AND I WANT TO GET A GOOD PRICE FOR IT
P3-SLUGGO SEES THAT NANCY HAS HOOKED HER PAINTING WITH A PIECE OF STRING AND IS HOLDING IT INSIDE THE WINDOW OF THE MUSEUM OF ART
NANCY : NOW I CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT IT ONCE HUNG IN THE MUSEUM
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hollywood burns.
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William Bibbiani @williambibbiani.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A critic isn't "trustworthy" because they always tell their audience what they want or expect to hear. That's not trustworthy, that's suspicious. A critic is trustworthy if they're not afraid to give their audience their honest opinion, even if nobody else agrees with them or wants to hear it.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly not.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's still fun if I love grease.
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HalloWitney Seibold @witneyseibold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those things with Arkanoid in em?
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