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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 19h

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you haven't had a screening in a while, now's a good time. My wife was diagnosed back in 2015 and she beat its ass. So, hell yeah she's my hero.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 22h

“Now, sir, according too this one account, they’re were only eight reindeer, but I don’t think you know I have a conflicting account stating there was a ninth reindeer and his nose even lit up. I’ll give you a second to process it so you don’t perjure yourself.”

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“I reveal my inmost self unto my god.”

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Henceforth, “Shit Show” will now be known as “Schmitt Show.”

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Meanwhile, in the alternate reality universe of dumbassery that is Truth Social…… truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

39 years ago tonight, the 24th Century began. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The first meeting of the Official Tommy Tuberville Fan Club is called to order."

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#ProTip warning for new writers: "We can't pay you, but you'll get great exposure" is the "I promise to pull out" of the freelance writing world. #WritingLife

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So, the same people who've boycotted the NFL three or four times at this point are still upset when cameras break away from the on-field action for three seconds to show Taylor Swift celebrating her husband's team scoring or after some other big play. Do I have that right?

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“I tried to download your ebook from this one website and I got hit with a virus.” #TalkLikeAPirateDay

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"It's my job to be skeptical. The public relies on me to question their White House. We get to do that in a free society. You could say that's at the core of our freedom. We get to question power." -- Greg Brock, journalist, The New York Times ("Access," The West Wing, Season 5, Episode 18)

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Trump says he’s ‘banning’ CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House | CNN Business

President Donald Trump claimed Friday that he is “banning” CNN, MS NOW and Politico “from the White House,” though there was no immediate indication his administration had taken steps to follow throug...

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Happy 79th Birthday to those who proudly wear or have worn the uniform of the United States Air Force. Aim high, y'all.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder." Klaatu, taking “F*ck Around and Find Out” interstellar. daytonward.wordpress.com/2026/09/18/7...

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75 years ago was The Day the Earth Stood Still.

“I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out ci…

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

HAH! I own you now, predictive text. Suck it!

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This probably goes pretty hard if you're fucking stupid.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

NEW RULE: If you’re going to talk in public on speakerphone, you have to be okay with random people walking up to you and joining the conversation long enough to tell the person on the other end of the line that you were touching yourself while talking to them. Or, you could just shut the fuck up.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The more colors on your plate, the healthier your meal. Follow me for more food tips!

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy 53rd Anniversary to #StarTrek, the legendary animated series which premiered on NBC the morning of Saturday, September 8th, 1973. I've heard they also did a live-action version of the show with these same characters. #StarTrekDay

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Our very first view of the Starship Enterprise, 60 years ago tonight. (Two day earlier in Canada, but forget it. I'm rolling.) #StarTrek #StarTrek60

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And since we’ve done the first three, it would be impolite not to finish it out. #StarTrek #StarTrek60

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I prefer the original effects for certain episodes. #StarTrek

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Today in history: September 5th, 1885. Heavy.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

With a new NFL season upon us, I’d like to state again for the record that the “Washington Commanders” is a shit name and I remain disappointed “Washington Sentinels" was never given its due consideration because it really needs to be not just a name but a whole mood.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is what happens when you get your “history” from movies you didn’t even bother to finish. It should be a crime against humanity to be this stupid while holding an elected position. But hey! Nice trigger discipline. You didn't really see much of that at Thermopylae.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The lengths that entertainment websites will go to vaguebook a headline always crack me up. Tim Curry in a Sean Connery submarine movie? WHICH ONE, LOOPER? THERE ARE SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing."

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Hey, Dayton! What's something you're gonna miss about your kids no longer being in grade school?"

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When you have to explain to the distressed rando at the grocery store that the silhouette of the dude standing before a five-pointed star is in fact not a satanic symbol but instead a 50-year old logo from a rock album, and doing that while not employing words like, “moron,” “idiot,” and/or “fuck.”