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WingedRobot

@wingedrobot.bsky.social
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30. He/him. Programmer, game enjoyer, leftist. Previous/recurring hyperfixations include Pico-8 and toki pona. Small things are neat. wingedrobot.dev

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Fredison in a Spider-Man Costume @fredison.bsky.social · 11h
They're here! The new monsters are here! There's more of them than ever! NO!!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. LOISH got accused of using Ai to make her art. I started following her on early deviantart. I remember first seeing her paintings in college. This is ridiculous, no one is safe. Artists Ive followed for actual decades are getting harassed because their work has been stolen and regurgitated.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's horoscope: ... I'm not telling!
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KIRBY (Commissions are OPEN!) @dkirbyj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Advance Wars x Metal Slug
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so sure...
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean we *did* already know that kirby is the star of the show. We just didn't know it was the Truman show.
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Fredison in a Spider-Man Costume @fredison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yo-Kai Watch? You mean those FF14 Minions that are a pain to get and don't really fit the art style?
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026
After years of company stalling, Blizzard workers win mega-contract that applies to all unionized teams aftermath.site/blizzard-union...
the famous orc statue outside blizzard's HQ in irvine, california
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: open world games dilute the vital essence of the experience Me: open world games are necessarily worse, facile puppeteerings of the game's memorable elements spread too thin across an oatmeal base Nintendo: except for if it's Kirby me: except for if it's Kirby www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUp_...
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Kirby and the World Beyond – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
[Wikipedia Speedruns V. 0.1 logo]

"You found it!

Here's how you did:

"Harry Potter" to "Nazism"

Time: 33.993 Seconds

Number of links visited: 3

The path you took:
[ "Harry Potter", "J. K. Rowling", "Political views of J. K. Rowling", "Nazism" ]"
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can someone tell me what Jared Kushner even does other than corruption that Jeffries would want to meet him for?
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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ivy ruth ❌❌ @bloodsad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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countless bats @countlessbats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
first walkthrough of Qud-in-Doom! Joppa, the Stilt, the wilds near the Spindle, and a cave! @unormal.bsky.social @jfg.land www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSYW...
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Caves of Qud in Doom Pre-Alpha Sneak Peak 1
YouTube video by countless bats
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@fract.online are you or are you not a dating platform? Your FAQ says no, but your search button says yes?
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 23/08/2026
I think the thing the racist prof defenders imply but don't like to admit is there's no benefit to hiring/debating a guy who says mushrooms are created by fae because it's obviously silly but they do think it's worth your time to debate a race science guy because they think he's partially correct
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Hisuian_Jarzard @jarzardart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#バイクの日 Does the wheelie count as a bike?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ancillary Justice is about a spaceship who becomes a person, but not really but kind of.
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s. baum @transvestigations.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a dire update on this story. I have reason to believe my source, Aurora Rush, was taken by the federal government as a political prisoner. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-coup...
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Trans Couple Brutalized At Louisiana Park Bathroom, Then Charged By Police
An angry mob allegedly beat them. The police charged them. The municipality voted for one of the most severe anti-trans bathroom ordinances in the country.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Chameleon annoyed because he has to update his costumes.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 16/08/2026
uhhhhh
 investigation was originally developed for The New York Times, where it underwent eight months of editing, multiple rounds of fact-checking, and independent replication of the underlying methodology. The piece had a scheduled publication date when requests for comment were sent. It was only after the Times reached out to the subjects of the investigation for routine comment that the Elias Law Group, representing the DCCC and DSCC, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the paper not publish. Although the paper's fact-checkers and legal department later cleared the piece before sending out a second round of requests for comment, the Times ultimately decided to kill the piece.3:27
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The piece was subsequently slated for publication at The Bulwark, where it underwent additional fact-checking, data verification, and legal review. When requests for comment were sent to the subjects of the investigation, lawyers representing the Progressive Turnout Project and Mothership Strategies likewise responded with legal letters demanding that the article not run.
From there, publication was repeatedly delayed. The piece cleared successive rounds of legal review. When I asked for a committed publication date after months of delay, The Bulwark conditioned publication on my accepting an extensive rewrite prepared by its editors that, in my assessment, removed key empirical findings without explanation, introduced claims contradicted by the data and fact-checking record, and presented the subjects' legal defenses as my own conclusions. When I declined to publish under those terms, the piece was released back to me.
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Booberry Cereal @bonklechicken.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My stupid contribution to Petra Parker #spiderman #trans
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Well, @marveltokon.bsky.social hasn't enabled people to try launching the game on Linux, and aren't even supporting offline play. It would not be that difficult, given EAC has Proton and Linux support built in. I won't be able to play the game I purchased, so I'll be refunding immediately.
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 05/08/2026
*runs*
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tried starting a new game tonight, got into my first ship which was all sorts of banged up. Started fixing things and got a good way in when the ship randomly caught fire while still in the dock. While trying to extinguish the fire, my guy walked himself right out of the airlock. Without his helmet.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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Purrcelain 💜✨🐾 Kintsugi Cat Vtuber @purrcelaindoll.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Evergreen post
A tumblr post thread by sapphling
Text reads:

Sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher. 

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things,
but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn’t REALLY die and come back to life all those times

NO THAT PART WAS REAL
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was really looking forward to Marvel Tokon, but it looks like they may be using kernel-level anti-cheat. As someone who no longer runs Windows at all, this is deeply disappointing. If the game still doesn't support linux on release, I'll be refunding my purchase on Steam. @marveltokon.bsky.social
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm sorry, a snowboarding game... with grappling hooks... IN SPACE? A GAME MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR ME?
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No one: The menacing chain chomp:
A dog with his teeth grinned but he's only orb shaped with a little bit of his tail sticking out
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As far as rhythm games go, ADoFaI really grabbed me by the balls. Rhythm Doctor is harder, but I also completed it. Rhythm Heaven is chef's kiss. Necrodancer is fun but I liked Cadence of Hyrule better. And everything else has never really hit for me. I want to like Unbeatable, but it's not doing it
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