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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 9h

People on podcasts are always like "I got my dealer into Evangelion"

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 23h

shout-out to Small-Faced Man With Bowtie from Char's Counterattack

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had a good time with the few times I played Quiplash, but a side-effect is for each mid joke I make I'll spend the next day/year/lifetime ruminating about better ones

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All right agents, here's today's posting agenda: A: Talking about whether Solitaire is an extraction shooter B. The VP will be wearing a bad sweater at 3pm so we're riffing on that C. Everyone piles on to a rando who says medium rare steak is "elitist" Let's spread some good malaise out there!

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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.

A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You hated our Pervert Glasses. Now introducing... the Pedophile Amulet"

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here's my list of 100 TV shows. Not the best or most influential or even my favorites or anything. It's just a list of shows.

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR 23% OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, WAKING UP FROM A NIGHTMARE: we need to build a gun big enough to kill Galactus

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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Castlevania Advance Collection is currently £4.79 on PS4 and £3.83 on Steam. Castlevania Anniversary Collection is £3.19 on both. Not being funny, but if you turn those offers down then people will point at that every time something bad happens to you for the rest of your life

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cookies do enhance my user experience but the only place that actually says that is on the computer where it doesn’t

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 24/09/2026

I think we all knew that BlueSky was a reset on the countdown clock more than a path forward, but for a moment it did feel like it could at least be ticking down to a different kind of implosion. Alas.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’ theonion.com/guy-outside-obama-cent…

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It says a lot about the state of media literacy that Nathan Fielder is doing a documentary on the lady who plays Scarlet Witch for the crimes of her fictional character

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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 24/09/2026

Oh hey, just noticed that Fantasy Maiden Wars is the cheapest its been yet. An excellent, absolutely GIGANTIC Touhou strategy-RPG in the style of the Super Robot Wars series. But with no knowledge of Touhou (it starts at the same place as the recent remaster game) or SRW required. It's just good.

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Save 30% on Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER - on Steam

Command a legion of more than 70 beloved Touhou Project heroines on an expansive quest to uncover the cause of mysterious incidents blossoming throughout Gensokyo. Deploy units on grid-based maps to b...

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's nothing new to say about this guy anymore, but he really is getting more and more of a Mad King every day, huh

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(arriving on a mysterious puzzle island) Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

stock picture of a red book and blue book

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Watching the new Resident Evil movie and going "Where's Alice?" the whole time

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am enjoying the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave game for the Nintendo Switch 2

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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why is no one but InfoWars willing to tell the TRUTH about defective InfoWars products?

A blue box of pasta labeled "Non-Italian Pasta" by InfoWars. The box includes "Non-Italian Fusilli" visible through a window. The top of the image has a red banner with the text "Recall Notice." At the bottom, a message states the pasta was made without Italian involvement and may contain pieces of glass.

An image showing a recall notice for a product labeled "Authentic Coyote Urine" by Infowars. The notice states, "Our supplier lied to us. It's not urine."

This image features a recall notice for a product named Bird Seed+ by InfoWars. The notice instructs customers to stop using Bird Seed+ from specific lot numbers due to a miscalculation. The product is described as seed pellets intended for birds, with a playful statement about them assisting birds in world domination.

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 19/09/2026

i'd be a cringe millennial and yearn for a 2006-era internet again but i'd honestly just settle for an internet pre-GIPHY/every site having embedded "reply with a gif" shit

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Surprise! In about half an hour I'll be streaming a bit of FIRE EMBLEM: FORTUNE'S WEAVE where apparently Alucard fights a nun with guns, so I'm very excited to meet them. Catch me at www.twitch.tv/fredison__!

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Here's my bold Doctor Who pitch. I play the Doctor, and those are but a few of my iconic catchphrases: "CHANGE! Car form!" "I can't park on a ROOF, Donna!" "That Dalek Titan is destroying the city! Donna, use the Sonic Hyperkey to combine me with the TARDIS!"

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

GloboTech AI Scientists warn that probability of Chip Hazard's Commando Elite going rogue and causing mayhem in your neighborhood is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!

Commando Elite toys from Small Soldiers (1998)

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You've heard of items used in battle, get ready for:

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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the ai ceos calling for a slowdown because of agi is like when your friend who's really into conspiracy theories is like "and that's why the ruling elite is beholden to epstein" but then before you can agree, they add, "because of satanic rituals"

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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I gotta say of all obligate carnivores, cats are by far my favorite

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

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David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All it would take for Nintendo to ruin me financially is to make a Super Mario TCG where all of the tertiary side characters from forgotten/bad games get new bespoke artwork. The more forgotten and one off they are, the more badly I would want the cards

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/09/2026

I need y’all to know Sarah has been in tears and repeating “Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR” for at least ten minutes now

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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In Super Robot Wars 30, Banagher Links appeared as a playable pilot but never took his helmet off. This is because he had recently seen the Magic School Bus episode where Arnold gets his head frozen and was terrified it might happen to him

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not remotely a new observation, but it's so funny how Kingdom Hearts went from its big macguffin being "The Keyblade" to "oh yeah everyone has a keyblade. here's a landfill full of them we can have dramatic fights in"

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Fredison @fredison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026