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WingedRobot

@wingedrobot.bsky.social
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30. He/him. Programmer, game enjoyer, leftist. Previous/recurring hyperfixations include Pico-8 and toki pona. Small things are neat. wingedrobot.dev

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Marie @mmariesr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alisaie
Illustration of Alisaie from ff14.
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Fredison in a Spider-Man Costume @fredison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're here! The new monsters are here! There's more of them than ever! NO!!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. LOISH got accused of using Ai to make her art. I started following her on early deviantart. I remember first seeing her paintings in college. This is ridiculous, no one is safe. Artists Ive followed for actual decades are getting harassed because their work has been stolen and regurgitated.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"No need, you'll do just fine"
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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TYPE-MOON daily messages @type-moon-daily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's horoscope: ... I'm not telling!
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
leaving the rest as record of my idiocy. I try to admit when I'm wrong, and I think I was.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
deleted my original response. don't feel proud of it. my apologies to op and yourself.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well all right then. fair enough.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its possible, but I think you need at least a little more evidence than that to accuse someone of dogwhistles of that obscurity, which is where my disagreement stems from.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the writer of the article in question, it's considered pass/fail. So it makes sense in her usage is what I'm saying. I don't agree with what the test means, but it is a binary outcome.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But I do think it's malicious to make assumptions about the author of the article you posted about just because she used a term for something that happens to overlap with something else entirely.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The columnist did not create the test. Someone who submitted the suggestion to the columnist did, and I imagine they chose a pencil because it's what they may have been using to write the response? Who knows what that anonymous respondant was thinking. Regardless, I don't think you're thick.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
According to the rules of the test, whether or not you can hold a pencil underneath breast. Either you hold it or not? I'm not agreeing with what each outcome signifies, but it is an either or outcome.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, one test is racist the other is sexist. Just call her a sexist. I don't know why you're making a dubious association to go out of your way to accuse someone being sexist of also being racist.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not agreeing with the application of either test. But if someone were unaware of the apartheid usage, as I'm sure many Americans are, uses a descriptive term to describe an advice column throwaway comment from the time of their childhood, I don't think you should start flinging accusations.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, if this woman has a history of racist comments, dogwhistles, etc I'll be inclined to believe you. But I think the accusation that this is an intentional racist dogwhistle without other proof is kind of a stretch.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How is it not?
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"They are related because there's a time difference and my personal vibes" does not prove they are related?
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KIRBY (Commissions are OPEN!) @dkirbyj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Advance Wars x Metal Slug
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so sure...
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"©GAME FREAK inc. Developed by CHRONOGATE inc."
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean we *did* already know that kirby is the star of the show. We just didn't know it was the Truman show.
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Fredison in a Spider-Man Costume @fredison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yo-Kai Watch? You mean those FF14 Minions that are a pain to get and don't really fit the art style?
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026
After years of company stalling, Blizzard workers win mega-contract that applies to all unionized teams aftermath.site/blizzard-union...
the famous orc statue outside blizzard's HQ in irvine, california
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: open world games dilute the vital essence of the experience Me: open world games are necessarily worse, facile puppeteerings of the game's memorable elements spread too thin across an oatmeal base Nintendo: except for if it's Kirby me: except for if it's Kirby www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUp_...
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Kirby and the World Beyond – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't think they maintain their own repository of data though. I'm pretty sure they mainly provide an interface to submit data to OSM. Could be wrong though.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
[Wikipedia Speedruns V. 0.1 logo]

"You found it!

Here's how you did:

"Harry Potter" to "Nazism"

Time: 33.993 Seconds

Number of links visited: 3

The path you took:
[ "Harry Potter", "J. K. Rowling", "Political views of J. K. Rowling", "Nazism" ]"
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
CoMaps uses OSM in the background.
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As a cusper, I identify with both of these... I will be the peacemaker........
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can someone tell me what Jared Kushner even does other than corruption that Jeffries would want to meet him for?
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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ivy ruth ❌❌ @bloodsad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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countless bats @countlessbats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
first walkthrough of Qud-in-Doom! Joppa, the Stilt, the wilds near the Spindle, and a cave! @unormal.bsky.social @jfg.land www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSYW...
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Caves of Qud in Doom Pre-Alpha Sneak Peak 1
YouTube video by countless bats
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So the soulmate thing is...?
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WingedRobot @wingedrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@fract.online are you or are you not a dating platform? Your FAQ says no, but your search button says yes?
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 23/08/2026
I think the thing the racist prof defenders imply but don't like to admit is there's no benefit to hiring/debating a guy who says mushrooms are created by fae because it's obviously silly but they do think it's worth your time to debate a race science guy because they think he's partially correct
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Hisuian_Jarzard @jarzardart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#バイクの日 Does the wheelie count as a bike?
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