Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/08/2026"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit." 61628265
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026big problem in modern politics is coordinated pretending to care about bullshit 436226
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/07/2026Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedurethebeaverton.comRepublicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedureWASHINGTON D.C. - GOP lawmakers are chastizing their Democratic colleagues, as well as members of the media, for inquiring about the 6 week disappearance of Sen. Mitch McConnell, insisting the lawmake... 19643158
wine-programmer.bsky.social @wine-programmer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Wanna feel old? The internet has been a series of tubes for 20 years now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_...en.wikipedia.orgSeries of tubes - Wikipedia 100
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"AI is operating at a PhD level" oh, so it's replying 'sorry for the late response' to every email and complaining about its labor conditions? 682825410
wine-programmer.bsky.social @wine-programmer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Stolen years ago from someone on Mastodon. #Maythefourth 010
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.social👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/04/2026all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant 84138953539
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what 865069726
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 29/03/2026 10775209
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Pharmacists spend years and a bunch of money on a fancy degree just to end up working in the back of a grocery store and selling drugs, which I did as a 15-year-old 0839
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Our societal systems have elevated to untold power and wealth the most bent and twisted humans among us, people who exploit their fellow humans to such a degree they learn to scorn humanity. Little wonder the tools they build seek to eliminate the problem of humans from the equation of society. 336976
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 10/03/2026lurkers support me in email 4244
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialRobert Stribley @stribs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“The workers in Kenya say that it feels uncomfortable to go to work. They tell us about deeply private video clips, which appear to come straight out of Western homes, from people who use the glasses in their everyday lives.” www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/met...svd.seShe Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee SaysBank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Meta’s new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of other people’... 18331
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I hope FIFA takes back that peace prize now 28210
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/02/2026 81769287
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Jings! I had no idea this stuff existed. To think, all these years I’ve been wasting my money on booze. 726858
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2026“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945 126128984738
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.social Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/12/2024REPUBLICANS: Democrats are antichrists and must be put against the wall. DEMOCRATS: Let's work together with our friends across the aisle. 472360381
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.social🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Honestly presidents should be held to such a high standard that they have to affirmatively prove they didn't commit any crimes 415513
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialJacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE 337145795433
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialRupak Ghose @ghose.bsky.social · 02/01/2026America is rich and the UK is poor… True but this statistic shocked me… The average wealth per American adult is $620k but the median is only $124k! The average wealth per UK adult is $339k and the median is $176k. 🧵 14712
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialMatt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 04/01/2026This right here: “Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.” 4745236
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/10/2025i would hope you hear more and more elected officials pointing out that "trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him" because trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him 131373213
wine-programmer.bsky.social @wine-programmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2025web.archive.org/web/20221207...web.archive.org Rapture takes two - LarkNews.com - A Good Source for Christian News 010
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time 132156594132
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I went table to table in a Vero Beach Waffle House asking retirees how the market crash has impacted them. Most laughed with satisfaction, explaining that they’d long ago sold their stocks to invest in $TRUMP coin, $MELANIA coin, and limited edition MyPillows. 3092377
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialnattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 04/03/2025First they came for the dunces And I did not speak out Because I was trapped in the cupboard Then they came for the oafs And I did not speak out Because I got a concussion from the sneeze guard Then they came for the dunderheads And I did not speak out Because I was dangling from a tree by my undies 213811
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialgatoratlaw.bsky.social @gatoratlaw.bsky.social · 20/02/2025 247243
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/02/2025An unelected tech cult powered by nation of gooning pay pigs, if you can keep it 426720
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Effective Altruism *was* Effective Sociopathy. It was a gloss on selfishness that presumed the existence of benevolent, omniscient billionaires who could do cost/benefit analysis encompassing the entire future of humanity. Funny how the math always worked out to "keep the money for later use." 201302245
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem 559442516877
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Well as long as no one takes advantage of the backdoors into the treasury these kids put in I don’t see the problem 717315
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I stand with the Free People of Canada against its belligerent and imperialist-minded neighbor. 21518
Reposted by @wine-programmer.bsky.socialBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 30/01/2025If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out 824315215430
![[Scene is a TV news DEBATE FORMAT like Newsnight or Laura K.
In the studio, NIGEL FARAGE is a guest on one side, and the GOVERNOR OF THE BANK OF ENGLAND is the other guest.]
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FARAGE:
It's simply outrageous!
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FARAGE:
Replacing Sir Winston Churchill on the £5 note with a badger is woke madness.
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BANK OF ENGLAND GOVERNOR:
Mr Farage, I can assure you that I and my colleagues at the Bank of England have listened to your concerns,
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GOVERNOR:
And we have gone to great length to ensure
that the badger is, in fact...
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GOVERNOR:
...Anti-woke.
[The £5 note appears on the screen behind him. It shows a badger, with a black military cap on its head - looking suspiciously like a Nazi SS officer's cap.]
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[Beat of Nigel Farage reacting silently to the image on screen]
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FARAGE:
The badger is anti-woke.
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GOVERNOR:
Indeed!
[Pointing at the design on the screen]
If you look down the bottom we've included a quote from him...
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[Close up of the quote at the bottom of the new £5 note, which reads]:
"It's not racist to be concerned about immigration, Carol"
- The Anti-Woke Badger
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FARAGE:
The badger... said that?
GOVERNOR:
It's a comment he posted on Facebook.
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FARAGE:
Well he's quite right! It's not -
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[Farage pauses again, distracted by the image on the screen]
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FARAGE:
What's with the hat?
GOVERNOR:
He's into history.
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