Sign in

wiillager.bsky.social

@wiillager.bsky.social
194 followers 232 following 190 posts

King of the biscuit aisle, 1991

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
442230730
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The "what a piece of work is a man" Hamlet soliloquy at the end of Withnail & I is the greatest ever recorded performance of it and nothing else comes close. Better than Olivier, Button, Branagh, the lot. Seriously. Look for yourself, see if you can find one as good. You won't.
1912917
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can hear you Chick Bongo...
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
70199763968
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.
1363090634
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Uncanny
000
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oi, where's my terrifying emergency warning..? Feeling very left out.
000
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Underwhelming. At least I have cat #eclipse #cat #underwhelming
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
The Ferret @theferret.scot · 26/07/2026
🔴NEW: Less than a quarter of Scotland’s public forests and woodlands are made up of native trees that scientists say are crucial to protect wildlife and the environment, The Ferret can reveal. Our latest: www.theferret.scot/p/41d293c4-7005-…
Non-native trees dominate Scotland's national woodlands, raising expert concern for indigenous species.
32713
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That explains why it’s still under my pillow.
211430
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/11/2024
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
343276875
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Really looking forward to the Tour de France Femmes
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
779220974693
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
3117815999
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Sake Barry @sakebarry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.
10449124
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Stu Duncan @studuncan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
4302126
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...
10468162
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
good morning
Have you seen the cats bowl?

I didn't know they could.

i'm so sick and fucking tired of you
1479541720
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
7974701080
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice thing to see on my way home.
76165645327
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What a find - the house of Peter Firmin, the creator of bagpuss, which doubled for Emily’s shop, is for sale www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...
Emily’s shopPeter Firmin’s house
30540197
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh dear God!!! This is exactly what happens when dogs and cats lay down together. 😳 #Caturday
1794857618
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 28/05/2026
It’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work
A page of parodic mail online headlines by Craig Brown from the current issue of Private Eye. Buy Private Eye it’s only £2.99.
521183358
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026
Immigration make Britain brilliant
510139194209
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
612005813
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
media.tenor.com
a man is driving a car with the words scrubbers written on the screen .
ALT: a man is driving a car with the words scrubbers written on the screen .
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
is this the most helpful graphic on all of Wikipedia?
map of the USA with cities marked with red dots

Chicago
Detroit
(Motor City)
New York City
Philadelphia
Baltimore,
Washington,
D.C
Los Angeles
New Orleans

caption:

Cities in which there is dancing in the street (Martha Reeves version)
1829477
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A true friend would ask you to stop playing that ukulele
159310
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A raspberry makes a really great hairstyle for a Lego figure.
A Lego figure, with a business suit on and red arms. 
A raspberry has been put on its head, which looks like a big bubbly hairstyle.
729851
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
OH, Kyoung-A @windsisle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
픽사고냥님
1572254
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action
309109741967
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty
Replying to @janky_jane
I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.Matthew @MrWeir
Replying to @janky jane
I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
Replying to @janky _jane
My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her
15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web Appwas wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said,
"Where are we off to now. Columbo?"

Eoin O Neill
@eoinjoneill
Replying to @janky_jane
Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"Loic Wright
@dufflest
Replying to @janky jane
I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it.

Eóin O Coileáin
@L20_MTN
Replying to @janky_jane
I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
204110913890
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Putting an order in on Aliexpress, anyone need any wasps?
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Paddington at the BAFTAs, but he’s doing Tony Montana’s ‘bad guy’ bit from Scarface.
10332120
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"
The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.
21783208
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.
25120
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Watching One Battle After Another, highly entertaining
010
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
251215448
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Quote post with a hint of where you're from
media.tenor.com
three men wearing hats are standing next to each other on a stone wall
ALT: three men wearing hats are standing next to each other on a stone wall
000
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
9675043334
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
cool name why’s it called that
bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at “popular swimming spot Shark Beach”
113769881
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
9454684714405
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
604956843
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 16/10/2025
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
5027351026
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
403253645614
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
523648844
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Alan Stewart @laikaalan.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1. Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
21508238
Reposted by @wiillager.bsky.social
Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just how Popey was the Pope today? (From the archives, 2015)
An image of the former Pope with his garments blowing in the wind, and being turned into a pie chart. Copy reads “We surveyed 100 people abut the Pope’s latest address. We asked: In your opinion, just how popey was the Pope today? About 80% said Very Popey, loved it! 10 out of 10. About 20% said Not as Popey as I’d hopey. Great job your holiness!”
05412
wiillager.bsky.social @wiillager.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Galloway sunset, pretty spectacular tonight.
A red sun sets behind hills, with a hawthorn in the foreground.
050