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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

you're as cuddly as a cactus you're as charming as an eel and i cannot compete with you jolene

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This one's worth it, I promise. Listen here or wherever you get great podcasts. open.spotify.com/episode/1pxJ...

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From street corners to campsites, the work of Miriam Field, harm reductionist

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This Is Nashville @thisisnashville.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This week, This is Nashville examines harm reduction, medication assisted treatment and substance use disorder recovery and loss. Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Say the alphabet backwards three times in front of a mirror to show candyman he doesn't need to take your keys

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.

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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 24/08/2025

Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Once again confusing the way things are now with the way things are now for me

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Happy Taco Twednesday

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I don't often make sequels but when I do I'm curious about what happened when I did

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andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology! Me: Are there any jays? Host: No sorry Me: I'd like to buy an owl

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I made you a lint golom from the bits of black t-shirt that get stuck in the sweaty folds gathering rapidly beneath my chin. But what did you ever make me, Kevin? Other than sad, I mean.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

A Taco Bell drive-thru menu stands alone on a barren hill. A crowd gathers. Quiet. Waiting. Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks. Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass. A warm voice crackles from the speaker: “The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

My cat got diagnosed with a condition called “megacolon” which requires motility medication, daily laxatives, and occasional enemas. But it’s all worth it if I aggressively mispronounce it “M’Jaclyn” whenever we go to the vet. It’s a lovely name, really.

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President Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Brain: Kiss the girl Heart: Kiss the girl Butt: FART AS LOUD AS YOU CAN

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

You see a helicopter and feel a little jealous because mom said those are little sky diners where obedient children eat pancakes with angels, but now you’re grown and still believe in trading math facts for alley forts and prank calls and imagined best kisses; files full of helicopter recipes.

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Me: Everything the light touches is our kingdom The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

do we have a famous pig named squealy dan yet urgent

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re wearing readers to eat coleslaw.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Running a wild rolling hand down piano keys like a rockabilly landslide at every poor soul just too square to understand the euphemism, rock n roll was code for avalanche

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Overdoing “on the other hand” alternatives for dinner to impress my octopus date

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

and every breath we drew was a labubu

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Was it Ad-Rock or MCA who first said, “I’m Mike D and I get respect”?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Looking forward to the brisket that’s slow cooking in my Camry while I’m at work.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Maybe the movie was good idk I was looking up who plays distracted people maintaining a rl conversation on imdb

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

“Sorry, just seeing this!” -Me looking up at the sky for the first time in years

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Put the seat down on that singing bowl.

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Got fired from chik-fil-a for responding to all customer thank yous with “my plesiosaur.” Nobody even cared that I was always gesturing toward the nearby loch.

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

PUT AWAY YOUR THROWING DARTS, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Backspacing until the moment you were grown in a lab can be part of the editing process if just one of your scientists ran a sci-fi zine and read it to your petri dish

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

JORDAN PETERSON: (fighting tears) no, that does not follow. To say that California Pizza Kitchen implies the existence of the California Pizza Bathroom, is, simply, an illogical leap NOAM CHOMSKY: I see, so are you also in denial about the existence of Ruth’s Cross Steakhouse?

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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

COPING WITH THE HELP OF DAISIES Marnie Wadsworth, Victorian child (deceased) sat next to a mulberry bush (long gone) in 1888, reading a book called this (out of print) nearby, her wiener dog Henry chased a bug (both deceased) and that’s enough and it’s not sad either

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Every time I get out of the shower my cat jumps in to lick up the water left in the tub in case you were wondering who the Sydney Sweeney of this O’Reilly Auto Parts is.

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

When I find myself in times of trouble, Cousin Larry comes to me

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Me: I tried to change the wake-word on my phone from “Hey Siri” to “Ok Edge” so I could be like, “Ok Edge, play the blues” or “Ok Edge, set a timer for 15 minutes.” Now my flashlight won't turn off. See? Anesthesiologist: He's already counted down from 100 twice. Maybe just hit him with the mallet?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Making myself as big as possible and yelling I READ SOMEWHERE THIS IS WHAT TO DO as the cat continues eating my nachos.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Me: I'm sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I'm nervous Driving instructor: *screaming intensifies

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Me: Chief, you’re gonna want to see this The Chief: you already showed me this one Me: what was your favorite part The Chief: the little dog with the tiara Me: haha yes

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

A horseshoe crab doing half a donut in a parking lot, what's next, a second one at the same time adjacently doing the other half of the donut in the same parking lot? Yes please it'll bother me otherwise

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