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Wrighty

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I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here | Heavy Metal, rasslin' and The Arsenal. Londoner.

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Ben Ray @benray78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice to see Kyle Walker receiving a framed shirt commemorating his 96 England caps. Word on the street is that there is a lot of memorobilia space about to open up round his gaff.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We've heard your concerns about the pervert glasses and we've decided to pivot to the cute little paedo guy"
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will very gladly be part of a class action lawsuit against these cheating bastards.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City got found guilty before we got GTA IV.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just realised that I still followed Nicolas Pepe on Instagram. That must be a record for a former player I have no actual opinion of.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday night and the Priest is back!
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"He's worked his absolute socks off" is a tremendous Absoluting on commentary there.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck off Fletcher you fucking miserable fucking northern cunt.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two of my best mates are Sunderland fans and I had a little mild winding up about Bruno playing against them this season. I'm a stupid cunt for not putting money on him to score tonight.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nah, you lot are taking the piss. How are we not allowed to take that corner? Fuck off.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Arteta is writing in Sharpie. We all knew it, but confirmed psychopath.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Odegaard is so fucking back.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Napoli accidentally sprayed their keeper's bollocks with Deep Heat and he couldn't continue.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This has really reminded me of a mid-2000s Champions League game. We've gone to control the tempo and play to our terms, none of the really fast tempo you associate with CL games these days. A real professional performance.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Red shorts? Utter woke nonsense.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Even by Chelsea standards, they are a horrid pack of cunts this season.
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Arsenal As Her Eyes @astallashereyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Second bookable offence from Palmer there.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Referee genuinely wouldn't have given that blatant foul if Havertz's boot hadn't been kicked off his foot. Fucking useless cunt. Palmer again.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just because Palmer is clinically stupid, it doesn't mean you can't book him for being a dirty cunt.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ainsley!!
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What farm has a who corn maze now lmao
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Goebel Farms honors Charlie Kirk with corn maze design
They say they chose to honor Kirk because he believed that disagreement should lead to conversation, not violence.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Genuinely worth setting aside a few minutes to read this. A brilliant interview about a tremendous life and person.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@impq.bsky.social I've finally remembered to write in for the homework! It's only taken 80 episodes.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck off Villa, you are a team as vile as the disgusting greasy man who manages you.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That should have been Krusty's Issue of Gigantic Asses' second yellow
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We need to take the game to these Ozzy Osbourne-merchants. Ozzy was sat further forward on his throne at Villa Park last year.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You know a right back is being a cunt when Neville praises his play as aggressive.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saw Accept on Friday night. Still have Midnight Mover stuck in my head.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Breakfast in the Hetfield household: GIMME FRUIT, GIMME FIBRE, GIMME WHAT MY GUT DESIRES
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know that local papers need to attract a broader audience, but The Evening Standard promoting Man United's Champions League draw is hilariously damning of all of the cunts who still support United despite living 150 miles away from Manchester.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old American, once again.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street preachers: shut the fuck up and get a podcast.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Second powercut within three days in Enfield. Normal country.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You'll always be shit, you'll always be shiiiiiiiiiiit...
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gods of War by Manowar is still a tedious slog of an album, then. Seventeen year old me was correct to call it Gods of Bore when it came out.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is at least the third album called Metalmorphosis released this year, wtf
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Someone just came up to me and said that they saw me singing "suck your mum" on a video outside the Emirates on the Tuesday that we won the league and yeah, fair play, you found me, hahaha
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A few thoughts from the game that didn't send:
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hell of a picture to have in the waiting area for blood tests.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's mid-August.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nationalise these thieving bastards yesterday.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Absolutely pathetic from that Scrabble-named City twat.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've found the Overton window.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just had a dream that we lost 1-0 to Norwich and it turned into a multi-man brawl because of issues in the crowd. Mustafi got a -14 player rating.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've only watched the last ten minutes of the Arsenal game, but fuck me, Kavanagh is a disgrace to the name Chris. He should be forced to change it to something like Jimmy.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I forgot the USB-C adapter for my earphones when going out last night and I hated every single moment outside of being at the venue. Absolutely fucking not.
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