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Waylon Irvine

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
⚠ Emergency Alerts 𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 NERD ALERT. POINDEXTER WITH BRIDGE OF THICK GLASSES TAPED TOGETHER. SEEN LEAVING LIBRARY. STRUGGLING TO CARRY STACK OF BOOKS. ORTHOPEDIC FOOTWEAR SUSPECTED. APPAREL RESEMBLES ELDERLY MAN. APPROACH IF SPOTTED. CALL DORKWAD
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Waylon Irvine @waylonirvine.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
just as republicans have no idea who was president in 2020, judging by the comments here it seems liberals have no idea who was president in 2024
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Bartleby the Paralegal @sunraa.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
retired engineer: Building is doable; Marketing is a joke
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Stop donating to Goodwill!!! Their CEO makes millions because they're taking all the stuff they get and marking it up 2000% so people you think ur helping can't even afford it. Seriously, stop donating to Goodwill. Give things to ur neighbors or domestic violence shelters. Stop donating to Goodwill.
Used flower pot at Goodwill for $13
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2026
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes…
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
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Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @leyawn.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Anti-Discrimination. We protect people's fundamental rights by prohibiting identity-based harm and hatred.

For example:

    Do not attack, harass, or incite hatred or discrimination against individuals or groups based on protected characteristics such as age, asylum-seeker/refugee status, caste, disability, disease, ethnicity, gender identity, immigrant status, race, religious affiliation, sex, or sexual orientation.
    This includes hate speech, slurs, dehumanizing comparisons, supremacist content, conspiracy theories targeting protected groups, and coordinated harassment campaigns.

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    imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves

Your post was classified as a Moderate Violation, adding 2 strikes to your account. You now have 2 total strikes.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

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WeatherMatrix @weathermatrix.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
2025 Tornado States Wrap: 1,558 tornadoes, down from 2024 but above average. accuweather.com/en/severe-we... Top 5 States: • TX (162) • IL (146) • MO (120) • MS (111) • AL & ND (72) NWS-OKC had the most warnings. Comp. to 2024, FL, IA & NE were down. MS, AL, ND were up.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
PSA: Honor: My Anti-Drug Language: English Country: United States
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
pepperidge farm remembers
The sad guy and happy guy on a bus meme.

the sad guy is labeled "liberals in 2020" and looking forlornly out the bus window at a dark cliff face labeled "kids in cages"

on the other side if the bus, the happy guy is labeled "liberals in 2021" looking out his window at a beautiful sun drenched landscape labeled "undocumented minors in overflow facilities"
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Wobbly "Cheap Date" Python @wobblypython.northsky.social · 10/11/2025
Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.
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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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atomly @atomly.com · 20/03/2025
When I went to the Star Trek con in Vegas with @mimicinspace.bsky.social, @wormmo.de & @ominousnoise.bsky.social we were just hanging out talking and out of nowhere the smart fridge in our Airbnb interrupted to tell us a fart joke then got stuck in a loop of telling fart jokes and making fart sounds
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Spooky Fufu 🏳️‍🌈 @yipyap-fufu.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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nathorz @nathorz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Sounds of Kirby #animation
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/08/2025
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
i will never vote for gavin newsom under any circumstances
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too
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Waylon Irvine @waylonirvine.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
new moon just dropped
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 20/08/2025
cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2025
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Rodolfo Del Angel-Romero @infinityfunnies.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This clip aged like fine wine.
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
She’s a keeper
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inky 🎷🐛 @inkyfirefly.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 04/07/2025
Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)
Drawing of Garfield with three arrows pointing to three different Garfield digivolutions, a little bomb thing with arms and legs,a lion, and a winged dragon with a gun head.
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Cable Contributes to Life @cctl.me · 30/06/2025
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag
An LGBTQ+ pride flag formatted in the layout of the SMPTE "color bars" test pattern used for broadcast television. The first set of columns use the colors of the gay pride flag, with the addition of the original SMPTE color on the final column. The second set of columns contains two pride flags - the pansexual flag horizontally, and the asexual flag flipped and horizontal. The final set of columns contains the three colors of the transgender flag and the two POC-inclusive colors, followed by the original bar gradient from the SMPTE ECR-1-1978 pattern.
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
and not on fucking discord either! have your shit be searchable on google.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
so.... i have some big awesome news that i am so excited to share!!!!! i am going to write a book about sandwiches!!!!!!!!
Publishers Marketplace
Deal Report
THE BOOK OF NOTABLE
SANDWICHES
By Talia Lavin
Imprint: Atria
Author of CULTURE WARLORDS and WILD FAITH Talia Lavin's THE BOOK OF NOTABLE SANDWICHES, an A-to-Z exploration of our favorite portable meal across borders and time periods, layering hidden histories with memoir, cultural criticism, and culinary critique on sandwiches ranging from the American sub to the Polish zapiekanka, to Jenny Xu at Atria, in a pre-empt, by Dan Mande at Sanford J. Greenburger Associates (world English).
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18/06/2025
i took their starter pack and turned it into a moderation list so you can block or mute all the goofus ass "vetted" alt government accounts bsky.app/profile/very...
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Wrap up warm for an adorable tutorial stage. A snowball fight awaits - what a cool idea! 📺: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, GBA, 2003.
A snapshot of FFTA's snowball stage teaching you the basic mechanics of the turn-based strategy.
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MP83 @mp83.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Actual screenshot from Mega Man II for the Game Boy. Mega Man is amused.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
a big boat stuck could fix us
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
there's gotta still be some way for this performance to win an academy award. reupload it maybe
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07/27/1978
YouTube video by lasagnacat
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Boxie 🇧🇷 Commissions OPEN 🏳️‍🌈 🖤💛🤍💜 @genericboxhead.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
i can't get over this fucking gif, it's ff10 gem
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
this is so cool
Picture of a calculator showing a battle screen in the style of a pokemon gameboy game
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Henning @geohenning.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This is truly mind-blowing. At first I only looked at the crack appearing in the foreground in the pavement, then I saw the sudden and fast movement of the earth in the distance and on the right. 🤯🧪⚒️ youtu.be/77ubC4bcgRM?...
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First fault rupture ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar
YouTube video by 2025 Sagaing Earthquake Archive
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