Reposted by Warren Terrahilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 7htheguardian.comComedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in picturesA selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari... 010639
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The logo for Pete Hegseth's new Project Meridian shows a sword that extends from one pole to the other. In order to be a Meridian, that sword would have to follow a line from one pole to the other ON THE SURFACE, and be uselessly bent. If this sword is an effective weapon it must be: an Axis Power. 3204
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At least she still has her $150 million signing bonus.wsj.comParamount Buys Bari Weiss’s the Free Press for $150 MillionWeiss, who once said she was done with legacy media, is to take control of CBS News’s editorial vision, aiming for “news that reflects reality.” 190
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The reason I never made a Facebook account is that ~20 years ago they suddenly created a system to spy on their users' purchases elseweb and then, without asking, run ads to the user's friends saying "(user) bought this, you should too" and that freaked me the fuck out. This is so much worse. 1123
Reposted by Warren TerraTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you're worried about the reviews your book or record might have on the internet, remember the Himalayas have a 4.3 out of 5 star rating on Google Maps. 1428045
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I realized something about Trump's sniper obsession. People assume it's a reaction to the Butler assassination attempt, which was stopped by a sniper - but maybe there's a hidden hand at play here: what if Mark Penn is subtly working to restore the reputation that Ezra Klein so memorably destroyed? 051
Reposted by Warren TerraAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have NEVER, in more than a decade in this field, heard of the Board of Immigration Appeals deciding a complex case like this in 24 hours. And neither has Charles Adkins-Blanch, who served on the Board for two decades, and knows its processes inside and out. This whole thing STINKS to high heaven. 829480
Reposted by Warren TerraDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 14/09/2026Trump has only declared victory in the Iran war once this month. Concerning. 61444327
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reagan, suffering from dementia in his second term, received the Lebanese foreign minister in the Oval Office. Reagan asked no questions as the the minister briefed him at length about the difficult security situation there. Reagan finally spoke: you know, your nose looks just like Danny Thomas's. 170
Reposted by Warren TerraEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/09/2026daughter: hey dad, this is ella, my new beastie me: don’t you mean “bestie” daughter: i know what i BOTH: MEAN daughter: and i know what i BOTH: SAID daughter: question me again and I’ll whack your BOTH: HEAD 27514
Reposted by Warren Terrahilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gift link. — The NYT has started giving me infinitely many free links, and I am terrified that they will somehow go away. I’m glad they stck around for this story, which is amazing. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/s...nytimes.comThe 92-Year-Old Mathematician and the Teenage Apprentice (Gift Article)Joan Birman thought her major discoveries were behind her. Then came an email from a young neighbor — a girl who knew little but wanted to learn. 24111
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Senior NIH official: “When the public hears that NIAID funds biodefence, they think we’re developing bioweapons, and we’re trying to get out of that business” Only conspiracy nuts think the NIH develops bioweapons, but: moving these projects to the "Dept of War" will seem to *confirm* their belief. 072
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Posterity will ne'er survey A nobler floor than this. Here was the firm of Matheson: Stop, toddler, and piss! 090
Reposted by Warren TerraAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026For many years, ICE didn't have its own medical claims processing for detainees, running 3rd party medical bills through the VA's system. Last year, right-wing influencers convinced the Trump admin to abruptly cancel this contract. With no replacement, ICE specialized medical care has gone unpaid. 21775409
Reposted by Warren TerraMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yet another issue where every single person who touched it needs to end up in jail for us to have any semblance of the rule of law. You cannot have a functional democracy where the government creates a plan to literally throw away votes from places that don't support the incumbent party. 362474768
Reposted by Warren TerraBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I want to address what happened over the weekend outside Madison Square Garden. A few loud numbskulls must not deter us from building multi-faith, multi-racial coalitions for justice. 491522256
Reposted by Warren TerraJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I never got over flicking through a Very Man Coded Thriller while shelving fiction in a bookshop and seeing that in the front, instead of a dramatis personae or a family tree or even an endpaper map, it had a page entitled GUNS AND CARS USED IN THIS BOOK. 2163
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The real problem in selling galaxies, the challenge for the salesperson and for the responsible buyer, is the lack of recent photos. All these pictures I have show what the galaxies looked like billions of years ago! 3230
Reposted by Warren TerraJill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Street art in her honor from SE Seattle 766871718
Reposted by Warren TerraAnne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A friend found this clipping in some old files. Haven't seen this before. Mind blown. 352485740
Reposted by Warren TerraMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Things To Do With Potatoes Throw a potato on the ground behind a stranger, then say "Excuse me, you've dropped your potato!". If they deny ownership, pull another potato from your pocket, saying "Well it's definitely not my one". Hide a potato in a pair of shoes at a bowling alley. 2043674
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My commute was interrupted by encountering a mobile home enthusiast on the path. 0283
Reposted by Warren TerraThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ah the 51st Strait 518220
Reposted by Warren TerraFelipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m surprised by how little attention this case has gotten. Even I didn’t really register it for a while. This entire family of three permanent residents were summarily detained without even the option of bond, all as collective punishment for one one of them being the son of an Iranian official 8336183
Reposted by Warren TerraRichard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Crazy solution. Still wasting medicines but now making 75 swimming pools unusable #burnhamsbritain 1218632
Reposted by Warren TerraChris Kendall @ottocr.at · 07/08/2026You know how we laugh at Chinglish menus featuring such dishes as “fuck the duck until exploded”? Well menus are not literally TATTOOED PERMANENTLY AND IRREVERSIBLY UPON YOUR ONE AND ONLY SKIN 99525
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jeanine Pirro has made Washington DC safe for vampires. So much for the party of Abraham Lincoln. 052
Reposted by Warren TerraOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 05/08/2026On a... different note, it’s also the 12th birthday of the Profanity Embroidery Group 49822
Reposted by Warren TerraJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/08/2026Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody" 211040272
Reposted by Warren TerraKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 03/08/2026Guys I just got this marketing email and I'm scared. 6467489
Reposted by Warren TerraIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sounds like otter chaos. 861000116
Reposted by Warren TerraAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality: 6754461559
Reposted by Warren TerraJohn Hodson @mgcroadster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Oh, come on! Start the day with some *spectacular* sweary missives... 3549
Reposted by Warren TerraJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 27/08/2025TERMINATOR: Come with me if you *really* want to live. [montage of them going to art galleries, swimming with dolphins, sky diving etc] 114124
Reposted by Warren TerraAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279492156
Reposted by Warren TerraOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Apparently, something happened 57 years ago in, like, space or something? I think the best take on it is still probably that of Dinah Hall... 26592145
Reposted by Warren TerraBen Allen @evodynamics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Congrats we just made it impossible to come here for a PhD www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/16/m...bostonglobe.comTrump administration limits student visas to four years, changing longstanding policy - The Boston GlobeThe new rule, which also restricts the international students’ ability to transfer schools or change majors without approval in their first year, will go into effect in mid-September. 12939551522
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I've just gotten 3 of a new sort of spam bot: 1) account I've never seen before gives a like to two recent replies I did, neither one interesting, in completely unrelated threads 2) the account follows me 3) they have 15-30 followers, follow 100s or 1000s, few posts, recently quote-posted an AI ad 140
Reposted by Warren TerraMr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My first wife and I met Sam Neill backstage at a comic-con about 9 years ago and he was superb. He found out I was a comedian and after about three hours of signing his name, he walked backstage and said to me just as I was going out to do my show, “I’ve warmed ‘em up for you.” What a legend. 1765
Reposted by Warren TerraKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 09/07/2026Oh, have I not told this one here? Okay. So Grandma had The Charisma. 362593786
Reposted by Warren Terramolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026sometimes i’m just out & about enjoying myself & i think, this is what they’re trying to take from us. this beautiful moment, having a traditional ethiopian coffee service at a tiny restaurant in a strip mall in a little appalachian town, this is what those reactionary freaks want to take from us!! 161011103
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm worried that with so many cops deployed protecting people from the Algae Biotic Eau* the Kennedy Center Tarp may be unguarded. *And during Pride, too! 0190
Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Happened to be walking past the local student bar right before Germany scored the winning goal 070