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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A “now that’s what I call music” fake cd cover but instead it says 

NOW
is the winter of our
DISCONTENT
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 10/08/2026
hadn't seen this yet (though assuredly it's been done)
Now is the time of monsters in the now thats what I call music cover style
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am in the funniest possible situation I am trying to go see The Odyssey but may not get there because of transportation delays
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Rosewind @rosewind.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of my favourite reviews of “Platform Decay” by @marthawells.com 😂😂😂 No spoilers!
Tumblr post from shrubfriend:

I love you Martha Wells. I Love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.
#the murderbot diaries #platform decay
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Warpbears @warpbear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Time is a flat circle. Another one for the chemistry class fun fact bin.
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶
Fast and Furious “see you again” meme but with Pausa de Hidratación instead of Paul Walker
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
other best thing:
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In Event Horizon, Sam Neill requested that the Union Jack on an Australian flag patch should be replaced with an aboriginal flag; the way he thought it'd look in 2047.
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This is indeed so. And I wouldn't do it any differently today .
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Today I learnt:
For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/06/2026
the reveal - the absolute and total fumbling awe of Grant and Sattler as they see dinosaurs for the first time, just as John Williams’ greatest score kicks into full gear - is one of the best scenes in all of cinema
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Iconic Shades Moment
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant fumbles with his shades as he sees dinosaurs for the first time
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/07/2026
There is still time to submit your comment and tell the government that you don't want US research to be completely destroyed by politicians meddling in individual grants. You can submit your comments here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/OM...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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abdullah @ashihipar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
school boards should get those electronic boards when they have a substitute teacher
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.
It’s an ocean of people
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026
As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 25/06/2026
The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Stock photo of a noir detective, smoking, with a word bubble to the post below.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/06/2026
A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Ominous Save Point Appears Before Marriage Proposal.
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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one
Instagram screenshot of Cookie Monster trying to eat the NBA championship trophy
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Warpbears @warpbear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Applesauce. Apples are a top tier fruit, but saucing them removes their dignity and provides nothing but inconvenience in return.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures. A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026
finally this website can develop some actual culture: "do you love the color of the sky", but horizontal
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest In Power
Panels from Persepolis where the morality police stop her for running and say it makes her behind look “obscene” and she screams “WELL THEN DON’T LOOK AT MY ASS”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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a Trade Alert graphic in the style of a sports social media account announcing the trade of two gorillas between the Pittsburgh and Boston zoos
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!
watercolor of neil the rat banging out the tunes on his tiny keyboard
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 11/04/2026
Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com
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